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Hello there and welcome to randomness! I really enjoy drawing weird things and I guess that's all that you need to know from me. (I am 100% sure I will 🎲 alone 😃👍)

[lazypastrys-thingymajingky]

COMMISSION SHEET UPDATE!!!

Hello Chiefs! I have updated my Commission Sheet and the items have also been updated!!! And also have a cookie! 🍪

For more information feel free to check the link below or DM me >:3 and I hope ya'll have a lovely day ^w^ Thank you for your time!

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[puyopuyopopee]

I’m noticing an increase in new fic writers on AO3 who…uh…mayy not know how to format their fics correctly..so here is a quick and VERY important tip

Using a random fic of mine as example..

The left example: ✅✅✅

The right example: ❌❌❌

Idk how many times I’ve read a good fic summary and been so excited to read before clicking on it and being met with an ugly wall of text. When I see a huge text brick with zero full line breaks my eyes blur and I just siiiigh bc either I click out immediately or I grin and bear it…it’s insufferable!

If a new character speaks, you need a line break. If you notice a paragraph is becoming too large, go ahead and make a line break and/or maybe reconfigure the paragraph to flow better. I’m not a pro writer or even a huge fic writer but…please…ty…

[ao3-shenanigans]

This is a good thing to keep in mind! It is often and unfortunate that a really good fic doesn’t get love because its formatting makes it too difficult to read!

[asymmetryestablished]

I think I figured out why this happens!

AO3's posting form has two modes: Rich Text and HTML. the vast majority of people write in Rich Text editors, aka any normal word processing software (MS Word, Google Docs, Apple Pages, what have you). but when you first open it, the posting form opens in HTML view. if you paste formatted text into HTML view, it erases every piece of formatting, including paragraph spacing.

this is an easy fix. when you go to post your fic, make sure the posting form looks like this:

not like this:

and please spread the word! this is an important piece of computer literacy that nobody is teaching to the new generations and they deserve to know

[lazypastry]

Hello chiefs, I have entered my self-destructive era of my depression (again)

[hihuddy]

Artist: Tim Brierley

Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. ❤️

[vivietoria]

The Strawhats whenever they're in a crisis:

[lazypastrys-thingymajingky]

AAAAAAAA SIREN AU BEFORE MERMAY IS OVER!!!!

Yes I just drew more PiperHood stuff, yes these were the guys from the Shrek movies, and yes they're my dumb crackship and I just toss them in a dumb SirenAU

Here's some old artworks of them below:

summary: Hood was hired by some royalty to capture a Siren, while Piper is a defect siren since he has no voice, and so on! Might continue make more of this tho 😅

[chez-cinnamon]

Girl Fight Week 9 <3

These looks marked the end of my Girl Fight run ( at least until Rematch 2 hopefully <3 ) - I finished in 5th place before the finale but I'm happy regardless !! This contest pushed me out of my comfort zone in the best ways possible , I've made some of my favourite pieces ever and I made a bunch of amazing friends !! This week wasn't my best and burnout / depression caught up to me fast which shows , but I do love my looks regardless <3

Big thanks to the Girl Fight judges and my fellow contestants ily all sm !!!!

This isn't the end of Gogo I wanna use her for ZFC and other things , I love drawing her <3

[cloudbustng]

muppet profiles

the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3

[wobblebees]

Being a notorious robotlover in the current state of "AI" is the worst. I love robots discovering how they process their feelings in fiction, but when a chatbot pretends it knows how to love it feels like an insult to the craft

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

I hate it here, actually.

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[endless-shrimp-tour]

I’ve spent like a week making this mini set from it’s always sunny

I spent A LOT OF TIME making the furniture bc I wanted it to be as accurate as possible

The letters all say stuff but it’s mostly gibberish from whatever I was watching while writing them (there’s probably 70)

[cinnabarblood]

[iamoutofideas]

[iamoutofideas]

to anyone wondering nintendo sued tech hobbyist gary bowser for $10 million us dollars forcing him into paying them for the rest of his life & also sent him to jail (article link). he has a gofundme for setting himself back up again:

Donate to GaryOPA Restarting His Life, organized by Gary Bowser

Hello everyone, my name is Gary Bowser aka GaryOPA as many of you know I am now in the process… Gary Bowser needs your support for GaryOPA R

[rated-a-for-awesome]

He's close to getting his goal met.

Would be nice to hit that goal before his birthday in May if we can

[sasa3228]

Von😊Kaiser….😭😊😊😭😭 i love you Von Kaiser… and Glass Joe….❤️

[lazypastry]

Will people finally see me once I'm actually dead?

[lazypastry]

There are days that I sometimes think like

"I think I'm good to die now"

[draculasdaughter]

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

[whateverthebeeswant]

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

[teachingtales]

Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid

[professionalwritingnerd]

[irockasingranite]

Another inside tip from academia: Those papers in really expensive journals that are effectively inaccessible to anyone not in a university network? Depending on the discipline it’s very likely that same paper is on a “preprint” server somewhere, with no access restrictions.

Like if you want to read basically any physics, math, or CS paper, arXiv.org will have you covered, because everyone uploads their papers there before submitting to a journal (and generally updates it after peer review). I know all of my papers are on there. This is such common practice that journals have it baked into their licensing agreements that authors retain the right to upload their work to these places.

So the next time you get hit with that paywall, you may not even need sci-hub, just click the arxiv link on google scholar instead.

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

if for some reason none of this works, the old “send a email nicely asking for the paper to the author” is always a good trick. remember most scientists hate the commercialisation of scientific knowledge

[afoxwithpenguins]

Don’t mind me, just gotta share this with my bf so that he knows what websites to avoid

[astudyinpanda]

Many authors of papers are on ResearchGate! You can ask for papers there, if they don’t just post a copy to download. If they’re associated with a college, you can usually find their email addresses in the department directory, also.

[viking369]

Always reblog.

[arbie-anxious-optimism]

I need to keep this in mind