[patronizing-deactivated20250728]

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

[ifuc]

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

[cooldogs]

[alienpapacy]

girls’ night!

[gentlealien]

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

[kristycatz]

Business shrimp having business shrimp meeting

[knittingnoodle]

Very important meeting going on here

[97s2]

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

me making my indie film debut 

[foxthebeekeeper]

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

[droct0]

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

[kitbulls]

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

I feel this is an appropriate post to retell the time my dad got free bees (found an extra thrown swarm) but didn’t have any equipment to transport them, so he just grabbed the queen in a pint jar, let the other swarm into his Ford Escort, and drove down the highway to home with a swarm of bees loose in the car.

I would honestly die of delight to find someone who watched my dad (~72 white guy) driving down a major Illinois highway with a swarm of bees loose in the car just chillin.

I’m sorry, he’s just like that.

[jenifer-likes-pictures]

Imagine getting pulled over by the cops and just turning to the bees like Sic em gang

[awwww-cute]

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

[orlandobloomers]

dont give it any money It wont learn to have a good work ethic 

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition

[omghotmemes]

Bought a new generator and thoroughly reading the instructions.

[sss]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[drunknuncle]

when i was in 10th grade i worked at subway and hated it so i made a bunch of hate URLs

[ithelpstodream]

[tr3velyan]

only 90′s kids will remember

[chickenissiriat]

what the fuck is e.

[eurydixe]

I am horrified that I recognise all of this how long have I been on this hell site

[boota]

yeah jason i dont even care just put my fuckin whole-ass head on a lamb and post it up

[wudgiefudgie]

[wudgiefudgie]

[catchymemes]

[josephthropp]