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[chxvalrous]

omfg... i got my blog back i got my fucking blog back...... after nearly a year of it having been 404′d, tumblr got back to me and said it was a glitch on their side and got me my fucking account back im speechless...

[chxvalrous]

when you finally work up the courage to follow a blog... and then they don't follow you back.

[chxvalrous]

One’s abilities as a roleplayer/writer should not be measured by how nice their theme is or how they format their writing.

[forassgard]

[sunflowersandhappycolours-deact]

Tell me every terrible thing you did, and let me love you anyway.

(via piink-sugar)

[chxvalrous]

// I have 20 asks in my inbox from various memes oops. I promise I'm  not ignoring you. <3

[thekinddwarf-blog]

Surprise my muse with a kiss.

A peck, a smooch, a full on french-snog. See how they blush.

[chxvalrous]

// Super random question, buuutttt ! ——  what are your guys’ opinion on roleplaying  rl people? like the actual actor/actress themselves?

[chxvalrous]

           ❛ C'mon, I don't got all day - either pay up                 and let's get the show on the road or stop                 w a s t i n g my fucking time. ❜

[chxvalrous]

Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentences

"How much?"

"So what do you like?

"Top? Bottom? Versatile?"

"Give me the royal treatment, then."

"I don't kiss on the lips, sorry."

"So how long have you been doing.. What you're doing?"

"Can you.. Do that again?"

"You don't have to go, you know. I can make us breakfast?"

"You deserve a nice girl/guy. You shouldn't trail after someone like me."

"Just because I'm your whore for the night doesn't mean you get permission to treat me like one."

"I wasn't supposed to give you this number.."

"In the day light we don't know each other."

"It was on the house."

"You really fucked me up, you know that? I've never had this problem with a client before--I shouldn't have this problem with a client ever."

"No feelings. That was our deal."

"I can't give you what you want. I can't give you a normal relationship."

"You the one who called for an all nighter?"

"My favorite regular-- what can I do for you tonight?"

"I may be what I am at night, but in the real world I have a life, okay! Stop butting in to it!"

"It's okay to call me what I am. A whore, don't need to sugar coat it."

"Of course it's a fake name!"

"This isn't a date, it's business."

"I'll let you do anything you want.. Just follow my few rules."

"I know you have rules about this.. but can I take you out sometime? Not as this you--but as--well, you."

"Just because you've been my regular for months/years, doesn't make us friends."

"What do you think this is, 'Pretty Woman'?"

[theloophq]

IF YOU WANT TO SHIP WITH ME CHANCES ARE I DO TOO JUST COME TO ME IM SUCH A SHIP WHORE GIVE ME ALL THE SHIPS

[chxvalrous]

Deep kisses

NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW

               Steve likes kissing quite a bit, especially               passionate kisses, that and kissing his neck,               are probably the fastest way to get him worked              up.

[chxvalrous]

turn ons: biting

           ❛ Would you like to find out                           for yourself, Banner? ❜

[smutxmemes]

Send "I'd totally fuck you" for my muse's reaction to yours saying it.

[chxvalrous]

i look like a trashcan

[al-jilani-asks-blog-blog-blog]

Guess my muse's turn-ons

[chxvalrous]

Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:

NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW

[chxvalrous]

                                                                                       It’s killing you.                                                                                        People keep getting hurt                                                             and you just can’t stop it.