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Obsessed with this title askfjdha

EN translation of the title from Italy: “Does the Covid 19 vaccine make you gay? You wish! Unfortunately, science does not work miracles.”

solardrink

YOU WISH!

sock-moss

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

bastionkeeper

The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said

queen-haiz

when u find a girl cover of a song and she didn’t change the pronouns to make it straight

katarinanavane

Another dollhouse curio cabinet full of a tiny natural history collection. 35+ specimens. I didn't make the cabinet itself, just assembled arranged and secured the specimens.

strifesolution

endermen in bed what shall he dream

sizzlin-tragedy

jtcatsby

Spooky bliss!!! ☠🎃😸❤ Happy Halloween Everypawdy!!! 😸🎃☠❤ #thisishalloween #JTCatsby ❤

funnytwittertweets

lukesunbornn

“are you afab or amab?” i am acrab. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

angelsaxis

assigned crustacean at birth

sylvrndoodles

garrettauthor

I lost it at this:

fullmetalfisting

Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified

retroactivebakeries

#id fuck him

amazoogle

new advanced pegrancy test that can tell whether you're pregnort, pregananant or even gregnant

fuit-snak

We rollin

astercrash

I give these to you as a joke gift. You slip them on, laughing. You stand in them, finding the inner sole of the shoe was false and your foot punches straight through onto the dice below. Roll for damage.