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hskinstim

An aesthetic for a Jade dating a Rose.

No images are mine, but if you’d like any links, please let me know.

The poem in the middle is from a book called milk and honey and I’ve seen some real cute poems from there.

#hit me a bit actually

transmechanicus

The Internet, upon seeing one of many vastly different concepts that appeared in a loosely similar fashion in the Epic of Gilgamesh of our time, Homestuck:

Me, stricken blind and driven mad by the eldritch chaos so many wildly different ideas would cause in a single story:

paulmovedblogs-deactivated20210

the human race began with homestuck. there are cave paintings of john egbert. we have even found what appears to be ancient ship discourse engraved in stone tablets.

teathattast

dogsenpai

this really is how my 2 last brain cells sound like before they shut down

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terriamon

skajador

tigercobeans

transphobes aren’t allowed to shop anymore because making a purchase is a trans action ://

rodgerdogger

what size shoe shaq wear

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damn

complaints about millennials from ancient greece and rome

ungrateful, wait with eagerness for the day of their fathers’ deaths (seneca’s de beneficiis)

travel everywhere, take up agriculture instead of letting nature provide (tibullus 1.3)

carp at their parents, praise evil-doers and their violent deeds (hesiod, works and days)

spend too much time talking about philosophy and pretending to be greek to fight wars (plutarch, life of cato the elder)

bad at riding horses (horace, odes 3.24)

can’t lift boulders (homer, iliad 20)

still can’t lift boulders (vergil, aeneid 12)

sigaloenta

8. spend all their time declaiming about pirate-chieftains and tyrannicides and oracles commanding human sacrifices and what kind of preparation is that for the real world? (Eumolpus in Petronius, Messala in Tacitus’ Dialogus, a bunch of others)

9. only care about snappy one-liners and ignore good periodic Ciceronian prose (Quintilian, IO 10)

9. take up stupid trendy fads like vegetarianism (Seneca the Younger’s father yelled at him about this, apparently)

10. use philosophy as an excuse to avoid the duties of a Roman senator (Tacitus, Hist. 4.4)

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tag urself i’m 10

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Can we leave all the “psychiatric medication is bad, evil and unnecessary” discourse in 2017 where it belongs and fucking accept that the brain is an organ that can get sick and need treatment just like any other part of the body?