Matita

stupid is as stupid does

[cichoriumbreeze]

i miss having a crush

it's been such a long time since ive had an intense crush and i missed that feeling. i miss being so into someone that their presence is enough to make my day. i want to meet someone new and spend the whole day together, learning about each other. i want my feelings to intensify with each thing i learn about and from them. i miss that thrill

[cichoriumbreeze]

im SO close to taking this back, the amount of people who turned out to be ungodly undeserving of my love and affection are INSANE. what kind of a game is everyone playing?? you unromantic bastards

[cichoriumbreeze]

i miss having a crush

it's been such a long time since ive had an intense crush and i missed that feeling. i miss being so into someone that their presence is enough to make my day. i want to meet someone new and spend the whole day together, learning about each other. i want my feelings to intensify with each thing i learn about and from them. i miss that thrill

[luiiul]

In the name of the warrior,

I charge you to be brave.

In the name of the father,

I charge you to be just.

In the name of the mother,

I charge you to defend the innocent.

Arise, Brienne of Tarth,

A knight of the seven kingdoms.

[cichoriumbreeze]

Being rejected sucks ass

[sugman]

Me likey

from the Steven Universe coloring book

More Pages from it: https://imgur.com/a/vnKPes0

[thegirlinthetrashcan]

“Maybe I’ll do Inktober this year”

[writing-prompt-s]

An abused child who gets beat by their parents and bullied at school takes out their agression on demons while dreaming. The child developes a reputation around the astral and demons shudder at the though of trying to possess them. One day the child goes to sleep and the demons decide to ask why the child is so mean…

[cichoriumbreeze]

THIS IS GREAT

[jimprideauxs]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. John M. Chu

[cichoriumbreeze]

I actually really like the clowns tampon

[fakehistory]

Icarus flying to close to the sun (60 B.C.E. colorized)

[bettedavisgf]

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

[hacash]

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

[whirlibirdy]

woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

[weirdosrus42702]

Me when a straight person doesn’t understand the concept of the post but tries to be included

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk :

[cichoriumbreeze]

this is perfection

[cichoriumbreeze]

I've been trying to sleep for the past 45 minutes but my brain just won't shut up

[cichoriumbreeze]

Tree Trunks

Is one thirsty and kinky elephant

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Aang: Zuko’s such a handsome guy and sometimes I worry that Katara might end up with him

Sokka: don’t worry Zuko doesn’t like Katara

Aang: how do you know

Sokka, adjusting his shirt to hide seven hickies: idk I have a hunch

[crazy-tea-lover]

…and i assure you i will ship till my dying breath

[courierhawk]

Bonus:

[cichoriumbreeze]

This is too accurate not to repost

[azulons]

Just let Uncle Iroh be president

[cichoriumbreeze]

Just let Uncle Iroh be god

[xenosaurus]

story concept of the day: a “medical mystery of the week” serial set in a world with monsters and superpowers and mutants and aliens

[xenosaurus]

It would be like. One part comedy, one part drama, two parts world-building. The hospital has an aquatic wing for mermaids and sea monsters. How do you treat someone who has telepathic influenza? We’ll figure it out, I guess!

[xenosaurus]

Some storyline concepts:

—a woman from a telepathic race based on anglerfish shows up in the ER in a panic because her mate, who is tiny and permanently attached to her body, has stopped communicating through their telepathic link

—the air-breathing doctors have to take over the aquatic ward after a mysterious illness spreads through the water-breathing staff

—an ambulance brings in an unconscious alien from a species totally outside of medical literature, the staff scramble to save their life while flying blind

—the first outbreak of lycanthropy in 50 years occurs following protests against the vaccine, the hospital is quarantined while the on-staff pharmacists try to control the situation

[xenosaurus]

If I write this, I’d want it to be like. Scrubs meets WTNV.

[xenosaurus]

Character concept: a demon who works in the ER because their ability to “steal” souls means they can bring back patients who are medically dead but still repairable if you can just get them breathing again.

[xenosaurus]

He has some insanely generic sounding name like Doctor Fred and has that “snake tongue, fangs, ram horns, red skin, yellow eyes, long tail, black bat wings” thing going on

[xenosaurus]

He’s like 35 and the object of unrepentant longing from most of the interns and junior staff. He’s kind and patient and great with kids and has the cutest hiccupy laugh and is absolutely the guy you want overseeing your training because he never yells. Everyone wants to marry Doctor Fred.

It’s a running joke that he’s probably a literal Incubus but there’s no aura or magic at play, he’s just got a perfect personality.

[xenosaurus]

I think I’m naming this story “doctors and demons” for now

[xenosaurus]

Another character is just. Nessie. The Loch Ness monster is here. She works at the front desk for the aquatic ward and pokes her head out of the water to pass notes and files to the other doctors.

[xenosaurus]

One of the aquatic doctors is Doctor Lagoon, who is the creature from the black lagoon. He’s very intimidating but can be immediately be calmed down by bringing up his human wife or their daughter. There’s a picture of him holding his wife bridal style on his desk.

[xenosaurus]

The actual protagonist is a human woman who considers herself totally normal but actually has SOME sort of powerful telekinesis that she constantly explains away as coincidence.

[xenosaurus]

There’s a character named Cadaver or Caddie who is a living corpse that constantly regenerates. She’s vital to the hospital for organ transplants but an absolute nightmare for the staff because she does things like host speed dating for zombies in the morgue and eat everyone lunch out of the staff room fridge.

[xenosaurus]

Also I think the protagonist’s name is Jane Doe or Doctor Doe, as a joke on her being average but… not at all.

[xenosaurus]

I think the trio of main characters are Doctor Fred (emergency), Doctor Doe (in-patient) and an alien surgeon named Doctor Hive, who is close to an insectoid Cthulhu. A running joke is her ability to keep track of her hundreds of children but not the names of any of their fathers or her coworkers except her very favorites.

[cichoriumbreeze]

I want this so bad