Lo Bueno, Lo Malo y Lo Bello.

"Incluso el diablo puede llorar, cuando mira a su alrededor en el infierno y se da cuenta de que está solo ahí.''

[dirudo]

Lmao ur cute af lemme talk to you

talk then

[ohkimani]

[ohkimani]

this message goes out to every virgo this virgo season: shut up you’re not my mom, i do what i want you wet towel

[confirmance]

[ohkimani]

This ain’t for the best, he hasn’t asked me to send any nudes so…….he must like me for me!!!! I love the Delicate remix!!!!

[thebestoftumbling]

[bob-belcher]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

[pastel-plague-doctor]

people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. 

[lucidnee]

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

[lucidnee]

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

[lucidnee]

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

[thejusticethatissocial]

[bitchycode]

[cursedimages]

[commodorecliche]

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[fashionistaflower]

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

[snowys1349]

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

[fashionistaflower]

[tastefullyoffensive]