You Got Blood on My Pantsuit

'Allo. Velcome to my blog, where I shall attempt to entertain fools like you. I must varn you to vatch your back~ Current M!A: None~ ((This is an ask and roleplaying blog for BLU fem!Spy. Occasionally NSFW, blood and promiscuous activities. She is a spy, after all. All NSFW will be under a cut, and beat-up Spy will be posted with a tag 'TW: blood' and 'TW: violence' Have fun~ Icon made by: itsrainingbullets))

[cigarettesandknives]

Ah know jou all must 'ave missed me so much!

Mariette is back, for a bit at least~

Questions, amies?

[cigarettesandknives]

✏ - Random fact about yourself.

Ah never vent to college.

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Invade my privacy

❥ - Put a photo?

☝ - How tall are you?

✔ - Sexual Orientation

♨ - Do you Smoke?

☟ - Do you Drink?

♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

✖ - Age you get mistaken for

☆ - Have Tattoos?

★ - Want any tattoos?

☯ - Got any Piercings?

✌ - Want any piercings?

♧ - Best friend?

♥ - Do you like anyone?

♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?

♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?

☹ - Biggest pet peeve?

✍ - Story from your childhood.

☄ - I wish…

® - Favorite foods?

☀ - Story about your day.

♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?

☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

✏ - Random fact about yourself.

[cigarettesandknives]

*yawning*

All zeems quiet zis morning. Iz everyvon 'ungov'a or am ah missing anozer party?

[guy-renard-deactivated20140907]

Well, he almost got what he wanted though he was starting to get hungry. Guy trots across the field during ceasfire, heading for BLU. He was either going to get chased off or helped. Either way something was bound to happen.

[cigarettesandknives]

Was that the same cat she had seen last night? Mariette rolled her eyes as she stopped sweeping the entry way and put the broom aside. "Ah feel like ah 'ave been cursed by jou, leetle one..." She huffed, looking out at him. "Zo Ah do suppose jou look a bit thin..."

[cigarettesandknives]

((okay guys I gotta hit the hay too man...sleepy and I got work tomorrow))

[cigarettesandknives]

An Amusing Time: Amusement Park RP with youcallthatsnipin

[youcallthatsnipin]

His eyes dropped to what she held in her hand, widening slightly again before she started to speak and he’d looked back to her face, opening the door a little more. He was still a little hesitant around her, but they had talked before, so he was also a little more comfortable towards the Spy then other people.

Oh god, not a puppy face. He swallowed slightly. It did seem nice, and he would hate to leave her trying to find someone else when she had chosen him. “That s-sounds like a good idea actually.” He smiled softly.

[cigarettesandknives]

She clapped her hands together happily, grinning ear to ear like a teenager again. She loved amusement parks, and she was glad he had accepted. "Vould jou be ready to go now?" She asked, more than happy to wait until tomorrow if it was too sudden. 

[cigarettesandknives]

Who wants to play tonight?

[fleetandelite-deactivated201310]

The click of the woman’s knfie is enough to make Robin’s muscles visibly tense.  She holds her hands up in mock surrender, backpedaling a step or two to put more distance between them.

“‘Ey!  Easy where you’re pointin’ that, lady!  Ain’t we on the same team?”

[cigarettesandknives]

The apprehension on the Scout's face made her smile widen, and she matched every step taken away with a step toward. "Ah don't want to kill you~" She laughed darkly, eyes little slits through her mask. "Just to see you bleed, hear you beg for mercy...forgive me if ah am not myself. The greyfaces, you see~"

[cigarettesandknives]

Who wants to play tonight?

[fleetandelite-deactivated201310]

[cigarettesandknives]

Bad move to bring the attention of a mildly crazed woman with a knife. Especially one who wasn't too fond of Scouts. "Bonjour, jackrabbit~" She cooed, flicking out her blade. "Come to keep me company~?"

[cigarettesandknives]

Who wants to play tonight?

[cigarettesandknives]

An Amusing Time: Amusement Park RP with youcallthatsnipin

[youcallthatsnipin]

He had not been expecting anyone really. Not many people talked to him or wanted to spend time with him. So the knock at his bedroom door caught him off guard and he ended up tripping over himself and falling - luckily - onto his bed. Blue eyes glanced towards the door at a familiar voice and he blinked, eyes a little wide as he pushed himself up and straightened himself out before moving to the door, opening it to see the female standing there.

"Oh, hello… w-what brings you here?"

[cigarettesandknives]

She smiled when the door opened, flashing the tickets with a triumphant grin. "Look vat ah won in a radio contest! Free tickets to an amusement park! Ah vas 'oping jou vould come vith me?" She gave him a puppy-dog face. "Eet vould be a good chance for us to get to know von anozer, and for jou to get out of ze nest~!" She laughed happily, awaiting his answer. 

[derrierevous-blog]

Ze condom broke

and my last name is Ankah. It’s not too horrible, amie.

[cigarettesandknives]

*insert french facepalming here*

Zo I guess ah can add zat to mah file...

[derrierevous-blog]

"Very.." He gritted his teeth in the grin, his eyes following each weapon. "Zat better be it, Madame." Though he was still completely insane at the moment, he still had the decency to refer to the other by a feminine title. A flicker in his blue eyes appeared, lowering down to her neck, kissing at it gently. 

"Maybe if jeou are good, I won’t harm jeou too much, hm?" Lysandre gave soft kisses up her neck, to her jawline. Because even with a broken mind, he couldn’t stop being a gentle lover. "But zen again, I may not keep to my word." He whispered, forcing a rushed kiss to the Spy’s lips. The hand on her ass, now trailed down the back of her thigh with a strong hold. Shoving one of his legs between both of Mariette’s. 

Separating his lips in the kiss, causing her lips to spread open slightly in a violent manner as well. Enforcing his tongue into her mouth, he immediately pinned her tongue down with his, not allowing her to have even the slightest urge against his.

[cigarettesandknives]

Being addressed as a woman was the last thing on her mind right now. That flicker in his eyes did NOT seem like a good thing. When his lips touched her skin, she wanted to thrash away, scream and fight back against the crazed man. Her fingers curled into a fist, her toes curling in her shoes to match. She couldn't trust herself to speak, scared to say the wrong thing and get a horrible and painful death. At least he was being gentle for now...

When his lips press against hers, she closes her eyes tight, whimpering. His hand on her thigh was a constant reminder of what he had in mind as his tongue dominated hers. A growl mixed with a mewl wriggled out of her throat and into the RED's mouth. The leg shoved between hers made her jump slightly. Was there a flicker of a moan at the friction?

[cigarettesandknives]

((SCREAMING BECAUSE MY COMPUTER POOPED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A LONG REPLY))

[soldierdile]

…..Y’r a BLU.

I don’t take offers from BLUs.

[cigarettesandknives]

*she rolls her eyes* Vell zen, ah guess jou can 'ave fun starving to death. 

*she turns to leave*

[cigarettesandknives]

It Broke Ankah 

Ah am not sure Ah know vat jou mean....also not sure ah vant to know...

[derrierevous-blog]

Lysandre’s tongue ran across his lips as his mind was flooded with perverted thoughts, this meeting he would forever be ashamed for, and regret. “Jeou have not met me, so it’s understandable zat jeou are not familiar with zem. Now, in case jeou were wondering, amie… I’m going to have a little fun with jeou before I kill jeou… Hopefully it will not mentally scar jeou forever, oui?” He said in a malicious tone, shifting one of his hands to her hips, shifting to give her behind a tight squeeze. “Do not make too much of a commotion, cher.” Lysandre hummed, keeping the blade fixed to her neck.

"Now, if jeou do not clear jeourself of jeour weapons right now, I will be forced to strip jeou down… I will not take any chances of jeou backstabbing me, amie." His eyes scanned down her body, expecting the Spy to clear of her loadout.

[cigarettesandknives]

Oh dear god, he was being serious. She had been hoping that he was just aiming to scare her off or something like that. Mariette didn't even dare to squirm with that knife at her throat. All the old scars on her body remembered Jason, burning against her skin as if they were fresh again. When he grabbed her ass, she bit her tongue to swallow a little snarl, trying to be very careful not to set him off any more. Her voice caught in her throat, which was still being squeezed slightly by his grip on her tie. 

Glaring at him, she pulled the knife out of her pants, dropping it to the ground along with her disguise kit. A little fiddling and she dropped her watch too, fingers reluctantly unbuckling her L'strange holster to add it to the pile. " 'Appy?" She growled, eyes narrowed.