Thoughts on Butter

Fucking what? Ray they/them

[amygdalae]

new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned

[forthegothicheroine]

There’s an old Jewish joke about this:

A man goes into a confession booth and says “Bless me father, for I have sinned. It’s been years since my wife died, and I thought I would never love again, but I finally tried dating again and I immediately had a threesome.”

“How long has it been since your last confession?” asks the priest.

“Never, I’m Jewish.”

“Then why are you telling me this?”

“Telling you? I’m telling everybody!”

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

cant decide whether its funnier if murph came up with a bunch of sword fighting moves before and is looking them up in his notebook (which means he put actual time into this bit) or if he’s making them up on the spot and flipping through the notebook is a distraction tactic

[queen-caramilflinda]

he’s little AND small

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

murph's dice rolls summed up in a single screenshot

[mari-annawheelan]

love how Brennan rolled up with Neverafter like “alright gang it’s the horror season time to explore the Depths Of Dread And Terror” and the most fucked up thing Murph could think of was “what if my wife left me”

[egberts]

[valtsv]

the most important thing they don't tell you about being gay is that as soon as you have any creative control over your appearance you will start dressing like one or more of the muppets

[rogha]

@zapphod I think he counts like generally as his main character trait.

[chokemeanakin]

Anakin’s hair is hammered bronze, amber sunbeam chestnut honey, end of story

BRUH WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS 😂😂

HOW DID YOU GET IT SO SPECIFIC I actually think I might cry I’m scared.

Okay ladies and gentlemen this anon wins 😭😭😭 WHAT THE FUCK I’m still freaking out WHAT???

[shatouto]

hi my name is Anakin Amber Sun’beam Chestnut Honey and i have hammered bronze amber sunbeam chestnut honey hair (that’s how i got my name)

[himboskywalker]

Today I woke up and put on my midnight black tunic with my black leather tabbards and tall black leather boots and my dark leather glove just to go talk with the council,which is really dumb because they’re just a bunch of fucking posers.

[itchycoil]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

[yumekoba-deactivated20210608]

“I’m so anti-fascist I report my friends and neighbors to the feds”

[indianaconservative]

“I would have never snitched on Anne Frank! Anyway, here’s a person I’m related to at the capitol!”

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey I don't know if you know this but snitching on someone for storming the capitol with intent to kill someone is not the same as snitching on someone for the crime of... *checks notes* being a jewish child

[ironheartwriter-deactivated2024]

Only Jews will get this, sorry 😂 #passover #pesach

[logicallyblind]

hi i’m seeing no one talk about this cover??? this is HAUNTING, it’s dedicated it to everyone who’s died from the coronavirus so far especially healthcare staff i just,,,

[elodieunderglass]

Hozier singing trad song “The Parting Glass”

[kendallroynsfw]

geralt of rivia is the most relatable game protagonist of all time bc 90% of his dialogue is just him talking to himself and monologueing details of his investigations like he’s in an episode of CSI

[kendallroynsfw]

geralt, completely alone, to absolutely no one: “hm. poor bastard’s eyes have been gouged out. he probably didn’t...see that coming.”

[daughterofsarenrae]

false. he could not more clearly be talking to Roach

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

my brain is fired 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i mean fried

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

[lamaison]

[lizclimo]