sterek ♡

big sterek shipper :)

[cigarettesarepretty]

Stiles Stilinski just being the IT boy. Like people can't resist Stiles because he'll look at them with his big brown doe eyes and see his soft pink lips and admire his beauty, like he has angel aura surrounding him, so why would they turn him down on anything.

And ofc Derek knows how Stiles looks so he he tries to shield him away from all bad guys. Sigh.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

we all really resonated with this one huh

[putalabelonit]

StandingInANiceDress (siand) Archive

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ONE-SHOTS

"As the Lights Go Down" (E) 62,890

"Darling, Dearest, Dead" (E) 42,218

"Everything Under the Moon" (T) 19,892

"Hot Mess" (E) 20,458

"I get filthy when that liquor get into me" (E) 26,367

"In a Straight Line Down" (T) 40,315

"Infatuation" (T) 10,501

"Lost and Found" (E) 37,741

"Morning Finds You" (M) 51,619

"Numbers" (T) 11,150

"Peculiar / Interesting" (E) 14,400

"Someday When You Leave Me" (M) 25,804

"Sugar and Spice" (E) 39,781

"they call kids like us vicious and carved out of stone" (M) 20,506

"this story's got dust on every page" (T) 33,829

"'Til You Make It" (E) 46,088

"Traces" (E) 44,844

"What Stays and What Fades Away (you can't choose)" (E) 39,111

"You Look Like Bad News (i gotta have you)" (E) 38,954

MULTI-CHAPTER

"Among the Famous Living Dead" (E) 103,483

"Be Nice to Me" (E) 92,351

"Between Men and Lions" (E) 102,164

"Controlled Burn" (E) 53,933

"Cut to the Bone" (E) 112,437

"Dead Things" (E) 89,100

"Don't Take the Money" (E) 53,469

"Fight Fires in Your Best Clothes" (E) 67,631

"For Your Eyes Only" (E) 113,297

"Helen of Troy" (E) 150,258

"Nothing Safe is Worth the Drive" (E) 55,151

"Playing God" (E) 63,747

"Sinking Ships" (E) 106,646

"Stars and Their Meanings" (E) 58,376 WIP

"When the Sun Goes Down" (E) 105,193

SERIES

"Down by Contact" (E) 619,755

"Down by Contact" (E) 117,483

"Hail Mary" (E) 81,011

"Blood Sport" (E) 149,192

"Black Monday" (E) 272,069

"Down in Flames" (E) 141,827

"so, hey, let's be friends." (E) 29,573

"how this one ends." (E) 49,349

"if it's torture." (E) 62,905

"Honor or Death" (E) 145,999

"Honor or Death" (E) 60,072

"Spoils of War" (E) 85,927 [1-8] [9-11]

"The Standing Dead" (E) 244,721

"The Standing Dead" (E) 166,660

"Tinderbox" (E) 78,061

"Tax Evasion" (E) 210,780

"Tax Evasion" (E) 139,924

"Make Your Bones" (E) 168,764

"Heat Lightning" (E) 128,358

[baklavasudarajako]

Catching up on some patients lollll ;3

[bonivers]

i’m always rooting for two girls to kiss that’s just what’s in my nature

[sterekgifs]

[sweeetestcurse]

Natalie Mendoza as Juno Kaplan in The Descent

[melioristicbeast]

Watch what you say Derek, that sassy lost child is about to be the catalyst of an incredible 20-minute character arc for you in a moment.

Time for another meme redraw 🫶 One Punch Man is another of my forever loves so this felt long overdue! (ignore how it doesn't make sense in this setting since Erica literally dragged Stiles there on Derek's command - my brain insisted it'd be funny with the pool scene and who am i to argue)

Original screenshot under the cut:

[koshwave]

out on a stroll part 1

[witchoftomorrow]

Yk those videos where people look back at being raised by young parents and they're like: "bro, you were 19, I should not have taken your seriously." I feel like that would be the Hale pack looking back at Derek as their Alpha.

Eli: How old were you when Peter turned Scott?

Derek: A lot older than you. Stop stalling and go do your homework.

Isaac: How old were you, really?

Stiles: (The only one that knows Derek's actual age after looking through police reports, besides Peter) Dude, this is about to be good. Someone get me some popcorn.

Boyd: Let the kid do his homework.

Erica: (Already texting Stiles and he only gave her a smirk in answer) You know, I think Eli would love to hear about that time we lost him in the woods for three hours.

Derek: (Gritting his teeth together but too tired to even argue) Fine.

Derek: (Rubbing his forehead as they all stare at him and Stiles has an annoying fun glint on his eyes) I was...

Erica: Just spill out, old man.

Derek: I was nineteen.

The whole pack: *silence*

Erica: We should not have been listening to your ass.

Boyd, Stiles, Isaac and Eli: *nodding together*

Eli: Wait. What you mean you guys lost me?

[mischief-and-the-big-bad-wolf]

Derek opens the door, lets out a shocked exclaim and slams it shut right after. Stiles rushes out the kitchen, face smudged with flour and hands on his hips, pants, "What happened? I've never heard you make a sound like that before."

"There's- there's. Uh-um there's a you outside," Derek whispers, eyes wide and raising a trembling hand to point at the door.

"Huh?" Stiles asked, confused, moving closer to hug Derek. "Sourwolf, I'm right here." Stiles wrapped his arms around Derek's neck, catching his lips in a gentle kiss.

Caught in the moment, they don't notice the door slowly slide open. They jump apart when a disgusted voice exclaims, "Ugh, were you two always this gross?!"

Stiles and Derek gape at the teenager standing in the doorway. With floppy brown hair and similar moles dotting his face, he stood with his face twisted into a frown, clad in a batman t-shirt with a flannel on top.

Stiles moves closer to the boy, ignoring Derek tugging at his t-shirt from behind and gasps, "Holy fuck."

"That's ten dollars in the swear jar right there," the boy says.

"That's a bit steep," Stiles remarks, hand moving to poke at the boy's moles.

"Yeah well, we had to after you wouldn't - wait, I don't think I can tell you that." The boy says, face leaning into Stiles' touch. When Stiles moved his hand into the boy's hair, he whined, eyes flashing gold as he crowded Stiles into a hug, burying his face in his neck.

Stiles eyes widened and he turned his head to look at an equally shocked Derek. Stiles started to stroke the boy's hair as Derek walked towards them. "Tata, I was so scared," the boy whispered.

Derek placed a hand on his back, gently rubbing up and down. The boy twisted a hand back towards Derek, tugging him in, and sandwiched himself between Stiles and Derek.

"Pup," Derek whispered in awe, locking eyes with Stiles again. "Our pup?"

Stiles smiled, tears gathering in his eyes, and nodded.

The boy poked his head up and said, "Fuck, I should have introduced myself-"

"No swearing," Derek and Stiles said at the same time, giggling after.

"What - I'm not even going to address the hypocrisy in that. Anyways, tata, dad, I'm Eli Stilinski-Hale, your future son." He said, flaring his hands out after in a tada gesture.

[neilellisdexamphetamine]

behold, my tattooartist!Simon

[hotgirlstiles]

a/b/o verse where there’s annual mating runs in beacon hills except this is stiles’ 5th mating run in a row where no alpha has ever wanted him and he’s required to still attend so he decides to just loiter and walk around already knowing he’ll be left alone as always

except

this year is the year derek hale comes back to bh after spending years in new york. and his wolf is going fucking insane smelling the most delicious omega and seeing him just walking around leisurely acting like this is some walk in the fucking park

[hedwig221b]

Now hold on-

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[puppyloveandpredators]

The packs playing celebrity heads and Stiles and Erica are twinning so hard, they can ask the most insane questions but on completely identical wavelengths like

Stiles: … am I hot?

Erica: yeah kinda, I mean I would

Everyone else looking at who Stiles character is: ?????¿???

Stiles: am I the green m&m?

Erica: yeah

Jackson: HOW

[queer-stilinski]

ok, but also —

happy mother’s day, Stiles !

for the longest time, the running joke amongst the pack was that Stiles was pack mom. it was funny the first few times, then Stiles started to question it, and then he stopped questioning it. fully accepted when Erica would barge in calling him “mama” or Isaac warning the pack to behave accordingly or else, “mom will get mad.”

Stiles probably wouldn’t have labeled himself as “pack mom” or “mom” in general, but he gets it. he recognizes how he talks to the betas, how he sometimes dotes on them, protects and looks after them. he truly can’t blame them.

when Eli came around, Stiles was given the title, “poppy” by the toddler. not “papa,” “dada,” “dad,” or “daddy”; not without trying. Derek was automatically “daddy” and Stiles didn’t mind “poppy” at all. although, a few “mama” or “mommy” had slipped out.

he didn’t know why it surprised him the first couple times it happened. should have been used to it by the pack calling him “mom” often but maybe it was because it felt different? maybe because Eli is a child. Stiles had practically been adopted by Eli, not the other way around. and more than anything, Stiles wanted to earn his place in eli’s heart, prove that he could be a loving and reliable parent to the young boy.

so he’d learn to get used to the slip ups, especially when it occurred around others, around eli’s school where teachers and strangers expect the literal definition of a mom and instead see Stiles. he’d wave off their apologies, smile along to their awkward laughs, tell some terrible dad joke to ease the tension.

and at some point, he’d be okay with Eli alternating between “poppy” and “mama”.

but imagine his surprise the first time Eli runs up to him, opening up a handmade card that read “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY”. little hands that formed an image of flowers inside a pot, tiny fingerprints mimicking petals around a messily painted stem.

Stiles’ eyes welling up as the card is handed to him with eli’s little voice cheerfully saying, “happy mother’s day, poppy! i made this for you!” of course, Stiles knelt down, hugging Eli and telling him how much he loved it.

[and here goes my brain giving nothing the rest of the way :3]

[alirhi]

Can we talk for a second about Theo not even giving a fuck about Scott and specifically wanting Stiles? When he drops the act and admits why he's trying so hard to get into the pack, he lists each member he feels is powerful and worth having in his life.

Scott is not on that list.*

Stiles is.**

*I know it's because Theo sees himself as taking over the alpha position in this little fantasy, so Scott has to go, but it still fascinates me.

**yes, Void Stiles, but Theo even points out that he means Stiles, he just sees that the darkness from the nogitsune is still in him.