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[squishyowlbear]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@ahhhnorealnamesallowed This one is for you! A fic I absolutely love but oh, man, listening to myself do this one.... *side eyes* Anyway, I hope you like it!

[sophsun1]

Psych – 3.01: Ghosts

[sophsun1]

Psych – 6.04: The Amazing Psych-Man & Tap Man, Issue #2

[trasigpenna]

i figure i can post this now.

This is the piece MTV commissioned me to draw to be used as promo for the 5th season of Teen Wolf! I was really excited to be doing this one, and I really like how it turned out. 

[wosp-reactivated]

>gas station

>primarily sells liquid

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I fucking escaped The Narrative but it’s nothing but developer textures out here and the level looks like shit from outside so I’m starting to wonder if I can clip back in somewhere. Plz advise

[froxictog]

#open the developer console (should be ~) and try to find a commands list. Probably under 'help'#you're probably gonna wanna either noclip back#or respawn at level start if you're too far away#or just change maps entirely.

If you went to all the trouble to escape the narrative in the first place, changing maps is probably the most appealing of those options. But! Make sure you are using the right command -- in many cases there is a distinction between the command for moving to a new map as you are, and for reincarnating in a new map as a blank self, empty of all the joys, sorrows, and inventory items of your past life, preserving nothing of who you once were save the intangible connection to user input some call "the soul".

Which is a valid choice, it's just important to not get them mixed up.

[sufficientlylargen]

Also look carefully at the developer console - it should look kind of janky. If it's too polished, it might be diagetic and you might have a metanarrative you need to break out of first.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Congratulations Stephen Fry for making it into my head now help me get out of here

[cutecipher]

there's art inside me trying to get out

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[leatherdean]

we need more fucked up deancas and we should start with the fact that cas is often eerily reminiscent of john winchester

[leatherdean]

dark hair, 5-o’-clock shadow, bright blue eyes, big coat. intense and single-minded. military background, trouble adjusting to civilian life. randomly disappears and reappears as he wants to. emotionally distant, except when he’s not. genuine praise from him sets off fireworks in the reward section of dean’s brain. and so on

[leatherdean]

dean wouldn’t call a man “daddy” with a gun to his head but sometimes when cas tells him to get on your knees in that sorta mean way, dean reflexively responds yessir. and really what’s the difference

[goinggawayforawhile-deactivated]

"is this an incest thing" we can only hope so

[dgalerab]

honestly my favorite thing about hardison is that he has no real tragic backstory, he's just like "i am very smart and therefore i should be allowed to do crime" and he's entirely correct

[dgalerab]

i love everyone reblogging this going "yeah! soft boy!" in the tags bc that's my other favorite thing about hardison (i have many) and that's that he's never particularly treated as morally grey bc he is constantly so kind and loving and good and also he enjoys some crime

[dgalerab]

parker: i have severe psychological trauma and i steal things to cope bc i don't know how to relate to people

eliott: i have a tragic history being entangled in the mafia and even now i could kill the most dangerous fighters without firing a gun

hardison: if money is fake, why not for me and my grandma who i love? :)

[pending-trans-action-2]

Live, Laugh, Lez out with your mutuals 💖

[balaclava-trismegistus]

It's so cool to make friends in the computer (forgets to respond to everyone forgets to talk to anyone)

[evilvillain123456789]

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

[daunt]

Done with my stream peeps, Derek in sweats/yoga pants. 8)  Thanks to everyone in the stream for all the encouragement, company and feedback!  Dedicating this to canistakahari because she likes young teen Derek and I was totally going for that but I think I failed.  SORRY.

Here is a special version just for Betp:

I AM OBSESSED WITH 80s STUFF OKAY??  (You may need to rest your eyes after looking at this blaze of color)

[anonazure]

My plan for a Sterek 'late' bunny day illustration went of the rails~ as per usual in my art process…

Have this instead😗

[frogstache]

you can headcanon a character as queer. that's fine, we all do it. but you can not get mad when said character isn't included in posts about canonically queer characters. because they are not queer in canon. if they come out, they'll be included.