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I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

Y'all have,,, NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It is taking all of my willpower to save my money and not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today

quinintheclouds

late-stage capitalism is i want pizza but congress won’t buy me one

wait I haven’t tried

I’m gonna call my congressman and see

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Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,

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I’m gonna ask my governor now and tell him Cruz said it was out of his jurisdiction so he’ll feel all important. dude sued the city and is richer than god he can afford a pizza

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HDGJDFHGJ SOMEONE PICKED UP,,, this is how it went:

Me: Hello, I would like to request an audience with Governor Abbott

Secretary: I’m sorry. I can relay a message and have him get back to you in a call or email.

Me: Okay, thanks! Due to some recent changes and current economic disparity in Texas, I’ve calculated that Gov. Abbott makes enough a year to buy over 10,000 pizzas, for example. As a display of his claims to make efforts towards rebuilding the middle class, all I ask is that he buy me one single pizza.

Secretary: *incredulous laugh/scoff noise*

Me: That’s less than 0.0001% of his salary, not even taking his enormous wealth into consideration, and will affect my voting decision next election cycle. My paypal is https://www.paypal.me/quinintheclouds

Secretary: …I’ll let him know.

Secretary: *Hangs up*

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None of them bought me a pizza. Guess you could say they crust my dreams :((

quinintheclouds

pLOT TWIST THE SECRETARY SENT ME $15 FOR MAKING HER LAUGH AND CAUSE SHE HATES WORKING THERE,,, THE SUBJECT LINE SAID POLITICAL PIZZA

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mmmskulljuice

i would be very scared but very honored

partlysmith

baptism by ape

moveslikekeithrichards

reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles

trying to prove a point to my cat

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3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

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just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

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The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 23, 1924

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The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 7, 1924

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1920s shitposting

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went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked “do you want some more?” i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese.

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actually im eating my cheese now and honestly i understand her, this cheese SLAPS

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i’m seeing yall worship t*rantino’s ass with his new movie and conveniently forgetting he spit on uma thurman’s face, choked her with a chain and nearly had her dead during a car scene because he didn’t want her to use a stunt double in kill bill

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i’m just gonna add some stuff that people reblogging have mentioned:

he also choked diane kruger until she literally passed out so it could be more realistic

he’s racist again and again and again in his movies, casting black actors as an excuse to say the n word in scripts

is a roman polanski apologist

knew about harvey weistein’s abuse of women for YEARS, and even laughed it off when uma thurman went to him about it

cast emile hirsch in his new movie, even though he legitimately assaulted and strangled a female producer a few years ago

here’s the link to uma thurman’s interview to the new york times last year

some of these have actors defending him because he regrets such choices now, but many of these aren’t even old occurrences so…. y’all really wanna see his next movie featuring a beautiful old hollywood actress who was cruelly murdered by a cult?