Matthew Cauliflower Cimmins III Jr.

Backfips. Lazers. My random thoughts. Am I funny? Good question.

[lesiasmadness]

<putting a little hat on my cpu> processor Layton

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tricked. bamboozled even

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no i dont think it does

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imma take a shot at translating this

i wanna call em by their name but i dont want to ask them

help is appreciated

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so it might be the satanic verses

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first two characters i believe is "the devil", and the last one is song maybe

then again i did find a song titled "akuma no uta" and i have no idea what the "no uta" is

i think it means "the devil song"

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imma take a shot at translating this

i wanna call em by their name but i dont want to ask them

help is appreciated

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so it might be the satanic verses

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imma take a shot at translating this

i wanna call em by their name but i dont want to ask them

help is appreciated

[starlightomatic]

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

[starlightomatic]

this is about google’s ai overview

[finnglas]

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

[jabberding0]

When you need to blow the leaves out of your yard

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when you need to blow the leaves into your neighbors yard four doors down

[yorgen-sh]

[gothic-twink]

we, battle medics, need a new warbond.

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well now I have an idea

A marksman rifle with two ammo types: stun and stim

Vehicle repair kit (backpack and support weapon)

An armor passive that has a few stims that you can give to other divers

[gothic-twink]

one of my favourite support weapons is the laser cannon. you aim vaguely at the direction of the crowd, wave it about, and everyone is on fire.

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[nichollasvvv]

ah, forgot to share T4s full sheet for those who followed me for my hd2 stuff! here he is, in the flesh,

closeup of the fucked up face below;

[legojackmanz]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

Warning! You are in range of enemy artillery!

Warning, you are in range of enemy artillery.

Warning: You are in range of enemy artillery.

Warning — you are in range of enemy artillery.

The Icon of Sin grows more powerful the longer it is on Earth.

Warning. You are in range of enemy artillery.

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i really didn't I already know by the fact that Im being mortar'd into the stratosphere where there seems to be a giant goat headed dude coming towards me

[lillkogobean]

my friend and i play a lot of Helldivers 2 and i just got the warbond that has all the fire brigade stuff in it because it specifically has the title of 'Fire Safety Officer' in it. why?

well i tend to bring the Napalm Orbital a lot...and like using it a lot...so much so that my friend and have have dubbed it me going Elmo. i also have the Cremator and the Hot Dog, can't play with fire in real life but boy i sure can in video games lol.

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we should have a seaf warbond

communications backpack for use of strategems duing ion storms and jammers

heavy pen civilian shotgun stratagem

that wonderful vehicle skin of white with a blue stripe

blue armor

please i want it so bad

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I'm doing a gator death roll I'm so wiggly