The Bottom Shelf

Cindy. 25. Twitter and Instagram: @CindyDances

[catsbeaversandducks]

UPS drivers have the most interesting photos to share. 

Photos via UPS Dogs

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[tinygaysouffle]

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

[homoluigi]

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

[theflavourofyourlips]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[melisica]

[closedforgoodbyelol]

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TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!!

nothing

i have absolutely nothing

u should be giving me stuff

i have no money

please donate

[dramafail]

[cinemove]

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[psdlands]

What’s his type: wilting flower, bright and bubbly, or smouldering temptress?

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“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[997]

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

[tvandfilm]

[pleatedjeans]

[canislondon]

​WHAT THE HECK IS THE LAST ONE

[wolverinequeen]

Barry Wilmore has seen some shit

[arabwife]

my condolences to anyone who’s ever lost me