Stay Positive

[nomediocre]

[deep-space-diver]

You know what doesn’t fuck around?

Australian children’s books on animals

[supagirl]

#😂😂😂

[lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo]

Lmaooo how accurate

[skeletrixislandradio]

[kazuhira-mezz]

So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

[nirukama-deactivated20151017]

but what happened when he woke up

[czarasaurous]

quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious borderline radical Christian student that fell asleep during class once, and there was one atheist girl in the class

so when he fell asleep, all the students except the atheist left their backpacks and jackets on their chairs and left the room

and the kid woke up and started to panic, looked over and saw the atheist girl reading a book, still in the classroom

she turned the page, returned his glance, and said “Hey.”

and the kid freaked the fuck out because he sincerely thought he missed the rapture

[jehovahhthickness]

[yourbigsisnissi]

even a broken clock is right twice a day

[darksaphire2002]

This was literally a quote by Winston Churchill. Steve Harvey just repeated it. Like, no hate on Steve, but give dues y'all.

[jehovahhthickness]

First of all, fuck that racist white guy.

[teacuphumans]

“The United States Government is offering you a piece of land of your own.”

“We have our own land.”

“No, it’s not yours. It’s the US Government’s.”

— S1E6, “Pride, Pomp and Circumstance”

[wakeupslaves]

Once you understand the criminal behavior of white people and their offspring then you can put in perspective gentrification and genocide of the copper color American Indian

[frankoceanvevo]

[brynja-storm-deactivated2015022]

When people bitch that spells don’t work.

[asphodel-grimoire-deactivated20]

i laffed too hard

[breelandwalker]

SO MUCH TRUTH.

[weavemama]

[macgruberrr]

oh

[ayehumes-deactivated20190705]

[cinnamonaccent-blog]

Challenging myself. 1 hour everyday. Starting today.

[cinnamonaccent-blog]

Went back for the last 10 minutes lol

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[jehovahhthickness]

One more year.

I hope I make it

[jehovahhthickness]

Nah fuck hope. I WILL MAKE IT

[tachikoma]

[cinnamonaccent-blog]

Challenging myself. 1 hour everyday. Starting today.

[violsva]

Futhermore: “tumblr” as you experience it is defined entirely by whom you’re following. If you think tumblr doesn’t focus enough on recovery or female artists or Jason Momoa, follow some recovery/female artists/Jason Momoa blogs, and tumblr will change.

[heartlessharless]

THIS. People are always going on about “tumblr is so toxic” like there’s a singular tumblr experience and we’re all helpless to escape it. UNFOLLOW PEOPLE. If someone’s putting bullshit on your dash, just unfollow them. Follow new people. It really is that simple. Tumblr is what you make it.

[should-be-sleeping]

You curate your own experience here entirely. You.

[jehovahhthickness]

Literally.

However, if you have a “popular blog”, there’s some people who you don’t follow that come out of the woodworks to start some shit with you and it’s annoying as fuck having to deal with trolls every fucking day.

[girlactionfigure]

[let-us-taco-bout-it]

📸: eat.and.repeat

[aidashakur]

[clarknokent]

😂