No Bullshit Babe

Eden. Gemini. They/them. I almost always follow back. Feel free to talk to me or ask for certain tags!

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[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[cinnamonthegreat]

Lmao you are beyond pathetic

This isn't news to me 

[micdotcom]

here’s to a better 2017 (x)

[linnylesarts-deactivated2019010]

THE best post I’ve ever seen!!!

[vickicore]

mants. pants for men. dont be stuck wearing girly """pants""". MANTS™

[radical-meme-queen]

[cinnamonthegreat]

Tell me about your body.

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?

Skin: Do you tan easily?

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

Tongue: What was in your last meal?

Windpipe: Do you sing?

Neck: Do you wear necklaces?

Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?

Cheeks: Do you blush easily?

Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?

Hands: Are you an artist/writer?

Fingers: Do you play an instrument?

Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?

Back: Are you a virgin?

Hips: Do you like to dance?

Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?

Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?

Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?

Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[breelandwalker]

This explains all the happy little clouds floating around today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOB, YOU DEAR SWEET PURE MAN.

[daamian-deactivated20160527]

[snumelhp]

LIT!

[addictly]

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[dntdodrugs-deactivated20160418]

Todays been a long day so i need this on repeat

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Child offscreen: “This is my friend Ben Arthur. He is kind like the beautiful clouds. He loves construction work.”

[atiredgemini]

omg!!!!!!! 😩😩😩

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@552

[nl]

never forget

[boredomgalaxy]

[lilgivenchyprincess]

YES

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

[incorrectliteraryquotes]

I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

Oscar Wilde (via incorrectliteraryquotes)

[tobi-remade-blog]

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

[tobi-remade-blog]

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

On the other side

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

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[moomootootoob-deactivated202311]

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

[valteuil-deactivated20160725]

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher