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horse-shit fucking call" - Jonathan Toews sideblog dedicated to the beautiful captain of the chicago blackhawks. None of the pictures are mine, including the header and icon, unless I say otherwise. Thank you for visiting, come again :)

[robohintz]

Don’t mind me-

[cinnamontoewstcrunch]

i just miss jonny toews u kno🤧

[robohintz]

It’s truly missing Jonny’s hours right now :((

[robohintz]

It’s that time again!

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I miss Jonathan Toews :(

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[robohintz]

Y’all I have an announcement-

I miss Jonny 😭

[nuuclearshow]

our beloved leader and captain: jonathan toews

[ohblushes]

There’s an nhl YouTube video where players were asked to name Disney princesses and Johnny got like four and immediately asked “what’s the record? Am I winning?”

GOD i love him. that’s the most jonathan toews reaction ever. do you know how crazily competitive you have to be to make it as a professional athlete? and yet he makes the dudes around him look chill. my favorite illustration of this is definitely in the nhlpa q&a articles where they ask players what the best part of being in the nhl is and, for instance, connor mcdavid’s answer somehow perfectly matches the inside of his house

here’s a sweetly generic one from ben bishop

what does tyler seguin like best?

the room where the naked men are, obviously.

meanwhile some players like nicklas backstrom enjoy the travel

some like duncan keith enjoy the lifestyle

many, including sidney crosby, enjoy being paid to do what they love

but you know what jonathan toews likes best? 

that’s right. WINNING.

[allthebros]

Fave Jonny Look?

Just one? impossible lol

Flushed & Sweaty

The Bro Look: backwards cap required, possibly with the patented bro tank top, shorts and flip flops.

The Summer of 2012 Look: long hair, thin shirts.

That Soft Boyfriend Look

Shirtless.

[allthebros]

As promised, here are visual evidences of these looks!

1. Flushed & Sweaty (x) (x)

2. The Bro Look (x) (x)

(this whole picspam really)

3. The Summer of 2012 (x)

4. That Soft Boyfriend Look (x) (x) (x)

5. Shirtless (x) (x) (x)

Bonus!

6. Suit Up (x) (x)

7. Prince Jon (x) (x) (x)

AMONG OTHERS. Like: Playing Golf Look, Dog Dad Look, In My Underwear Look, I Just Came Back From Mexico Look, The Tight Red Shirt of Doom Look, etc.

[klutcherov]

[allthebros]

16.10.16 | duncs, seabs, and jonny sing ‘take me out to the ball game’ (x)

[darthtulip]

6/3/14: Jonathan Toews on his new look at the Blackhawks’ end-of-season press conference (X)

So, the thing is? I got the idea from various Tweets that Toews was actually golfing right before the press conference started, and wondered if for some reason he’d ditched it.

And now I’m imagining the Hawks staff rushing around going WHERE THE HELL IS JONNY HE’S UP RIGHT AFTER Q until someone finally texts him, and him glancing down at his phone with golf club in hand going, “Oh shit.”

[itstayves]

Jonny in the box (2019-20)

in honor of Jonathan Toews having the highest penalty minutes of the entire Blackhawks team this season

[missus-nesbit]

Remember how fast this was pulled from the Blackhawks social media? He looks so cute.

[itstayves]

Jonny in the box (2019-20)

in honor of Jonathan Toews having the highest penalty minutes of the entire Blackhawks team this season

[seabsieboys]

here’s a reminder: jonny has specifically asked for privacy concerning his health at this time. so if some of y’all are going to insist upon spreading rumors and speculating about his health, could you at least think about doing it outside of the tags? if you’re going to blatantly disrespect tazer’s wishes, then you could at least be courteous enough to not make everyone else see your nonsense. there is also no credible source attached to any of the absolute bullshit you’re spreading to other people about an issue that isn’t any of your business in the first place. so maybe think about cutting it out.

[sheercompulsion]

jonathan toews bending down to get closer to kids’ eye levels (▰˘◡˘▰) 

[allthebros]

2020 retrospective: JONATHAN  [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ]