[giraffepoliceforce]

[billboard-charts-deactivated201]

i can’t believe i fell for it

[fuzzy-guitar]

This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

[makeitearlgrey]

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[firstoffletmesayi]

I love it

[somethoughtseeds]

[burberrybushbaby-deactivated201]

how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive

[notjussayin]

know yourself. ⁠

know what works for you and what doesn’t.⁠

⁠

#notjussayin #subtleremindersarekey⁠

[blvckk-on-blvckk]

[hocotate]

[veedynasty]

The shit don’t really hurt like it use to

[softest-archive-deactivated2023]

i am a lover, with or without a lover

[blaireee]

[laerugo]

i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom

[mishapcorner]

THANK GOD YOU ADDED YOUR COMMENT CAUSE I WAS SO CONFUSED

[valtsv]

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

[thelatestkate]

Shop, Patreon, Books and Cards, Mailing List

[crrocs]

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

[applethefruit]

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

[c8says]

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

[thebootydiaries]

classic

[trickingperson]

[childoftheplanets]

-sorry for not posting in forever. life has a hold of me atm-

[neckkiss]

Milk and honey.

[xxanax-whore]

Credits to the owner.

[tanukitantan-deactivated2014020]