[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[kalimaxxing]

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

[kalimaxxing]

not again

[missadelinecatgirl]

shoutout to bass. the part of music that blows your tits clean off when it's done right

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[dogshitdotnet]

ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

[dogshitdotnet]

[bugshroom]

just died my one thousdanth death and i feel awsome !!!

[kosmogrl]

[valtsv]

we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

[ayscl]

[microbicide]

deep sea creature

[daily-spooky]

[roseytint-deactivated20181213]

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

[waspcup]

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[transfemininomenon]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[academia-lucifer]

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

— Oscar Wilde.

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]