[theedeskdothcreaks]

I didn't know I'd be rooting for her this hard. CMON CHRISTIE CONVINCE THE OTHERS.

[theedeskdothcreaks]

So.... I uh, got into the season late. Wanted to blog about it, but now I see that the one and only player I was rooting for and had a chance to win, is now in major danger... I guess I'm not blogging about the season...

[staybythekidlaroi]

professor: ok class is over see you guys tomorrow

me:

[jasper-rolls]

oh my god that noise??????

[misstinyterror-deactivated20211]

“That was terrifying..!”

[sansgod]

[tlffanypollard]

Let us remember one of Tiffany’s greatest moments in Celebrity Big Brother: The task where she had to start rumors about people in the house

[uncanny-aesthetic]

Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.

[farmcontent]

y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn

[oopseydazey]

“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

[oopseydazey]

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[thedavidtribe]

Gabby getting rid of Carl for being drunk on power

Gabby getting drunk on power and wanting to vote out Christian

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

[thankyousirmayihaveanother]

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

[kaiju-emperor]

Big same.

[damnwyverngems]

Same, I’m staying until my blog gets deleted or Tumblr is obliterated.

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

she’s gonna get flagged

[theworstmelodies]

who

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

the nipple reading this

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

i’m a good christian woman, pls spare me tumblr

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[robertphilip]

Edward, to Bella: you’re the reason I have something to fight for. a family.

the Cullens, who put up with his emo ass for over a hundred years: damn, fuck us I guess

[theshitneyspears]

I DIDN’T MEAN TO SEND IT TO HIM WHY DID HE OPEN IT