[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[merlinemryspendragon]

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

If you publicly and unreservedly condemn the actions of Nazis in Charlottesville and elsewhere, including everything from quiet hate speech to vehicular terrorism, can you please reblog this post.

I think a few friends, a few followers, every Jew who happens across this post and my own heart could do with knowing that there are more of you out there than there are of them

[jovan]

[sitcomlesbian]

DANK ASS SPACE WEED

[ammnontet]

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck

[onlytwitterpics]

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

[heythisisbecky]

little kids are so creepy

example: i have a student who kisses me on the arm every day and whispers, “there, now you’ll live until tomorrow” and one day he didn’t kiss me and when he came to school the next morning he looked genuinely surprised to see me alive

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[bumbleshark]

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus  alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

[worms101-deactivated20170729]

Final thoughts: Guns are loud and ugly and we should throw them all in the ocean

[bignoopy]

dont give weapons to the fishes theyll fuckin kill us dude

[lisasyl-deactivated20190922]

that one person who always catches you doing something stupid

[viewing]

[imots]

[chocolatechubbybunni]

@ceeceeairo @cheythephoenix @anjieluvs WHOVILE

[chvptertoo]

FIGHT ME

[chocolatechubbybunni]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[chessys]

date a girl who doesnt reply to ur texts bc she doesnt have the energy to be a person

[rylances-deactivated20170212]