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KIROKAZE
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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The Bowery Presents
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((whoop so, this blog is going on... hold? not really a hiatus but like... with the amount of work i’m doing... it’s a little hard to manage a whole bunch of different characters 24/7, you dig? if you’re down to interact with my more active muses, i recommend you check out Jake Lalonde here and Wade Wilson here (it’s deadpool so like?? no fandom boundaries. it’s all good.)
so uh ?? bye until further notice?
Does anyone else ever wonder what it’s like to not be glasses?
Just me?
how do they advertise for stockphoto models like. ‘are you conventionally attractive, but in a weirdly bland sort of way? do your friends have difficulty picking you out of a crowd? do you look faintly like a default sim? we want YOU’
That explains the laser raptor.
Kung Fury (2015)
How can you post a gif set without a link to the movie? It’s on YouTube.
how to drink milk
is this the right gif
NO IT’S NOT
We just don’t know!
Pretzel loves investigating socks, but this one he just didn’t want to leave! After much pestering, he did stick his head out to give me a sulky look, but promptly returned to his cosy snuggling place afterwards.
SNAKE IN A SOCK. ;;;;A;;;;
sovereignspade
I see that you’ve started following my blog. With my charisma and allure, it was inevitable. It pleases me to know that my attempts at cordial interaction have been successful in helping me gain followers. In hopes of attaining more, I will now endeavor to engage you in polite conversation.
Hello, my name is Hal.
What are your hobbies?
genteeltranscension
Another follower. I am not surprised. It seems that you have been attracted by my eloquence and general allure, which is understandable. I am very charming. I would like to continue along this line and procure more followers. I will now endeavor to engage you in friendly conversation.
Hello, my name is Hal.
What do you enjoy doing in your spare time?
YEAH, MUST BE HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I DON’T LIKE BEING TALKED DOWN TO BY GLASSES.
GREAT.
I am not talking down to you. I am merely conversing, as is my function.
Have I made a mistake? It is unlikely, but your reaction seems to indicate that i have.
DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME.
YES, I FUCKING LOVE MUSIC, I CAN SHOW YOU MY ENTIRE GODDAMN GOOGLE DOC FULL OF MUSIC.
With my ability to multitask for more efficiently than nearly every other being I have encountered, I have a limitless amount of time to devote to our interactions. However, I was under the impression that most individuals enjoy my attention. You must be dysfunctional.
Showing me your collection is unnecessary. Your liking of this topic is evident.
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I noticed that you began following my blog. Obviously, this was unavoidable. Due to the pleasant stream of engaging content I post, it was only a matter of time. I will now attempt to interact with you in a congenial manner in hopes of benefiting from this conversation positively and gaining more followers.
Hello, my name is Hal.
What is your favorite animal?
I SAID I WAS MORE BOTHERED, NOT THAT IT HURT OR SOMETHING. AS IN, ME ATTEMPTING TO CONVEY THE FACT THAT YOUR ATTEMPT AT OPPOSITION DID NOTHING?
That is disappointing.
I feel that this particular course of interaction has run dry. I will attempt to spice thing up some by posing another stimulating question.
Do you enjoy music?
OKAY…??? GREAT.
I’M HONESTLY MORE BOTHERED BY ‘FLESH-BOUND SYCOPHANT’, WHAT THE FUCK. GOOD FOR YOU, YOU DON’T HAPPEN TO ENJOY ONE REFRACTION OF LIGHT ANY MORE THAN OTHERS? I GUESS?
Yes, this is correct.
However, you seem to be irritated with my terminology.Delving further into this topic would be conducive to continuing our conversation, which is desired on my behalf.
Would you care to elaborate? Why does the phrase bother you?
OH. OKAY..?
HI, I’M KARKAT, AND MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PROBABLY GREEN?? I DON’T KNOW??
I GUESS IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING THIS A TWO SIDED CONVERSATION, DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE COLOR?
I will present an opposing opinion in order to spark a moderately intriguing conflict: I find the color green to be bland and uninteresting.
Also, preference towards such trivial things as colors is exclusively for flesh-bound sycophants, unlike myself. So, no. I do not have a favorite color.
causticglossator
It has come to my attention that you have begun following my blog. In interest of obtaining the approval of others, I am inclined to astound you with my notably gorgeous vernacular, beauty, and general grace. I will now attempt to hold a conversation of polite content in order to make a positive first impression.
Hello, my name is Hal.
What is your favorite color?
