PenManBoat

This is a sanctuary for my mind, a place where I can rant and rave and soliloquize without the weird looks and police attention. This is the place I escape to when I need to simply clear my head by writing my heart out. This is where I whisper sweet nothings to the blank screen in front of me and silently scream at my keyboard in incoherent morse code. Welcome.

[cirquedusoliloquies]

Depression is not a disease. Depression is the shadow her absence casts.

[melonmemes]

Just when you thought Texas couldn’t get any weirder.

[weapons-grade-autism-deactivate]

While you studied the gun, I studied the blade.

[spookybearghost]

Patch notes (excerpt) 

- Texas is now fully a PvP enabled zone (changed from specific locations)

[cirquedusoliloquies]

Cowboys with broadswords sounds like an epic Japanese Samurai Western

[cirquedusoliloquies]

I am angry, frustrated, upset. All just different expressions for pain, really. Maybe because it’s easier to be angry than to give in and admit that I’m simply hurt. She doesn’t care about us anymore, but only because she somehow believes that I don’t care about her… Where did I mess up so badly? I tell her I fucking Love her. Her response? “Fuck off.” Like a jagged spear made of ice piercing my stupid fucking heart; that’s what that feels like. But despite the weight in my chest robbing me of the ability to breathe, I want to tell her that I am sorry for being myself.

[cirquedusoliloquies]

Tonight I have discovered the wrong side of hope. Now I find myself eclipsed by despair.

[imgfave]

[filia-luciferi-deactivated20170]

“And what do we say to death?” “Not today.”

[contingent-dreams-deactivated20]

“The fuck out my face”

[obviousplant]

I added some rules to the park by my house

[arabstateofmind-deactivated2018]

Hall of Mirrors, Slemani, Iraqi Kurdistan. The pieces of broken mirror represent the 182,000 victims of the Anfal campaign, and the lights represent the 5000 Kurdish villages wiped off the map. (x)

[sifu-taichi-kungfu-blog]

All girls should be like that!! Done Well!!

[cirquedusoliloquies]

Next time somebody says you fight like a girl, say thank you.

[fitnessua]

Fitness workout: Wushu step by step workout to do an aerial cartwheel whithout hands. (x)

[kellymagovern]

Buakaw Banchamek training [x]

[juji-gatame]

Great piece of Newaza!

Submission and pin!

[cirquedusoliloquies]

All I want is to be enough for her.

Mike Meijer

[sheilasworld123-deactivated2016]

Gold Digger (Produced By M.Perez)

BOOM! Guys, the long wait is over! For all you house/tech lovers out there, give this a listen. This is a completely new style of what you are used to hearing from me! Special thanks to Marlon Perez,

check it out!

[cirquedusoliloquies]

Hypnotic vocals much?? Believe it or not, she’s even better live.

[acetoxy-deactivated20151215]

[cirquedusoliloquies]

Hahahahaha!!

[cirquedusoliloquies]

She is the orchid that captivates me in a forest of flowers She is the magnet that draws me ever closer no matter the distance She is the song I long to hear as I wake up each day She is the light which illuminates even my darkest moments She is the pale white moon which determines the orbit of my heart She is the lullaby on which my dreams are carried She is everything to me And so much more.

Mike Meijer

[cirquedusoliloquies]

On Life Purpose

I like to think that my purpose is to not figure out my purpose until I am old and wrinkled and on the brink of death, only to realise that this not knowing my purpose has given me a varied and adventurous life full of travel and random encounters in which I have interacted and ever so slightly bettered the lives of those I come in contact with which will have been my purpose all along. But realistically my purpose is probably to cuddle as many random dogs as I possibly can. The End.

[knightsoftheswolerepublic-deact]

[tyleroakley]

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

[bigdisasterenergy]

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

[subterraneanbunnypig-blog]

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

[vikingstorytime-blog-blog]

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

[sitting-petty]

reblogging for the priceless notes

[starry-dawn]

The Tampocalypse

[confringo-]

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

[forgivemeannabelle-deactivated2]

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

[petitekleptomania]

Reblogging for the comments

[valentinechopine]

this is the best chain of comments ever. period.

[pretty-rage-machine]

can I be a shareholder?