Don't cry for me, Benjamina

A bird may love a fish, signore, but where would they live?

[thebootydiaries]

me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*

friend: hey man im sorry about what i did

me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*

[juliancallos]

[kaddie]

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

The first response because it made me laugh

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[grantairefanclub-remade]

why are there bruises on my knees

[egberts]

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

[carnival-phantasm]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Tampa Tribune, Florida, December 11, 1954

[arandomthot]

This is all getting to be too much

[lugoji]

((is it socially acceptable to post this yet))

[rpdofficer]

YES IT ABSOLUTELY IS.

[tablecanon-deactivated20240222]

ITS BACK

[thehobbutts]

f e m a l e p r e s e n t i n g n i p p l e s

[actualclassybonermeriman]

B A N N E D

[thehobbutts]

[gear-adrift]

Tumblr HQ, apparently.

[trapcard]

what’s yalls NGAAT (nipple gender assigned at tumblr)

[eroscestlavie]

literally what the FUCK is a female presenting nipple. the fact that they wrote this out is so hysterical because all it does is draw attention to how absurd censoring women’s nipples is jkgshjkdfhgjfdg

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

[angelslawn-deactivated20210929]

my she/her nipples

[daftalchemist]

how tf is tumblr gonna tell us they’re getting rid of adult content, and then show me this sandwiched between all the posts of artists fearing losing their source of income????

hey @staff ? genuinely go fuck yourself

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

Omg I just saw this in my submissions