The Bitch

T | 17 | Canada •I live for FC Barcelona and Spain NT (and basically all things football)+ Pique♥Shakira •Future WAG •Astrology nerd (aquarius) •Eurovision enthusiast |Trilingual: english, french & russian| (so you can hmu in all three)

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozart’s a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks it’s way more authentic

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[intenxty]

Buddy the article said sharks are rough

[bransonreese]

No it says they’re smooth

[just-shower-thoughts]

The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.

[waynedrake]

“yee ha.”

[warcrimesonline]

Why do scots type like they speak

[dealersample]

Different language

[juliettse]

dimples (｡♥‿♥｡)

+ bonus

[boy-so-pale]

[ghostmistake]

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

[a-scorpio-princess]

[miasiax]

I see people discussing this ‘fairytale love story’ of Jafael. All those obstacles they went through and friendship. Hey, what about that husband of Jane’s who had to be killed for this to happen?

[cityroyalty]

JTV writers: let's make Jane fall in love with Rafael again

Me: how about we don't do that and let him and Petra be

[cityroyalty]

fuck YouTube why isn't the eurovision livestream available in Canada

[sandsvendor100]

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

[sandsvendor100]

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

[lagonegirl]

Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades.

GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this 

#NickiMinaj #BlackPride

[prostylgel]

BITCH YESSS

[leggo-my-steggo]

Actual angel Nicki Minaj. God she’s such a good role model!

[kingshootah]

Reasons I’m working on pulling my grades up

[messiology]

south americans in europe: *pass the ball between each other, defend each other, bring happiness into every team they are in, are just magical*:

me: 

[blaugr4na]

to say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels the record shows i took the blows and did it my way

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[angistudy]

just for luck 😭

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]