[rival2lover]

let's all care. Forever

[pupfettipaws]

[hungwy]

did you know there's a limited amount of time to do all this

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[disterbia]

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[nonlynear]

sorry about me. or youre welcome. depending

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[carys-the-ninth]

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

[rabbitindisguise]

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[loveridden1999]

my two moods these days

[disterbia]

[bandalbitch]

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

[xanaxfarts]

rewards member......................... loyalty program........................ point system................. cash back.................. subscription perks....................... download app............................. scan qr code............................. 2 factor authentication..........................

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved