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Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

guys this is so crazy but for the first time in my life I genuinely have enemies scheming against me and plotting my downfall not even joking

#one of my partners’ friends told my bf that nobody in their friend group likes me and that it’s obvious I just want to fuck (other friend)#so bf went to several of our other friends and asked if it was true that they didn’t like me and all of them that have responded so far said #Uhhhh no we like cat? so we think that one guy and his gf just hate me for no reason and are trying to cause drama #actually also this is the second time enemies are plotting my downfall. first time was in college when my friend’s homophobic mom tried to #get all my friends to stop talking to me via outing me to all their parents

belovedgamers

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

#hi op here to be the 10000th person to ask have you watched black sails

loveridden1999

men will literally bend backwards to make you feel stupid rather than admit they might be wrong & then expect you to be nice to them

horseblob

we can eat wednesday food today

lowpawly

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

lowpawly

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

the-quasar-hero

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

the-quasar-hero

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?