“you reblog some weird stuff” -my ex

cat | 26 | they and also them

[636174657270696c6c6172]

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

[taydaughter]

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

[hustlerose]

sucking the balls doesn't even do anything

[grimeclown]

I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart

[admirationary]

Carly Rae Jepsen from her Call Me Maybe music video directed by Ben Knechtel (2012)

[duncebento]

i hope the folks who made this die with blood

[secretgarden]

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[treecitysessions]

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[stantler]

[dailyflicks]

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (2006), dir. by Kenny Ortega

[postergirlfornothing]

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[duncebento]

i got jumped on google docs

[ephronian]

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

[kushblazer666]

climbing the entirety of the empire state building to fly a redbubble print on demand flag that’s just this tweet

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms