“you reblog some weird stuff” -my ex

cat | 26 | they and also them

[636174657270696c6c6172]

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

[johnanderton]

TOM CRUISE The Firm (1993), dir. Sydney Pollack

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise

[madeline-kahn]

The first time we met we hated each other. No, you didn’t hate me, I hated you. The second time we met you didn’t even remember me. I did too, I remembered you. The third time we met, we became friends. We were friends for a long time. And then we weren’t. And then we fell in love.

When Harry Met Sally… (1989) dir. Rob Reiner

[sexchangedotcom]

when your wire letterboxd mutual sees you log a cloth movie

[timetravelinator]

What checking the news felt like this morning

[256gb]

Step into my office.

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

[dustorange]

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[ruesdeluxe]

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

[xekstrin]

Boyfriend: wait but I thought you could change from alpha to omega? Like you get hit with a pheromone and bam become that and you fuck, but the rest of the time you’re androgynous

Me: … I think you have confused omegaverse with the seminal piece of science fiction literature The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K Le Guin

[xekstrin]

Nationalism is a societal evil

[kaylmao]

liking several of your posts in a row is a nibble at the bait. reblogging is a tug on the line. but you need to keep your cool. only when they follow, that's when you have them on the hook. reel them in with no mercy.

[cutecipher]

and then grill them + serve with butter

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]