“you reblog some weird stuff” -my ex

cat | 26 | they and also them

[636174657270696c6c6172]

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

[spacehunter-m]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

The lads at the skate park cant believe my latest stunt: pop shove-it while cracking a creme brulee. “teach us the Amelie”, they beg. i wont

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[gingik]

ughhhnnnhh stop pressin-g my pos-posting glllaaaaaAA- Girls love me for my genuine stupidity and hatred for all authority -hh...h........ S-stop... p-please.. my posting g-gland is in sh-shambles after your stimulation...

[averagesquire]

the pride parade in roku city has gotta be crazy

[thetursithan]

Here is a happy child....

[ollieofthebeholder]

[Video ID: A woman supporting a small baby sitting on a counter. The woman begins to scrub grime off a stove top with a paper towel. The baby begins laughing with unrestrained delight. The woman attempts to keep cleaning, but the baby laughs every time she does. The woman begins to laugh too, and eventually both of them are laughing too hard to do anything else. /end ID]

[fadeintoyou1993]

me

[fadeintoyou1993]

happy last day of pride to all

[radiofreederry]

Have you guys heard of this place called Chicago

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[21stcenturytheythem]

Strong desire lately to scavenge wood pallets and make low quality furniture out of them lately

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[sandmandaddy69]

[santiagogarcia]

THE BALLAD OF BUSTER SCRUGGS (2018) dir. Joel and Ethan Coen

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

hey patrick can you see my feet

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

[imgonnaliveforever1998-deactiva]

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[papayajuan2019]

batshit normal