*tries to be aesthetically pleasing* *fails miserably*

hello! im carly! 19! virgo! boston u! she/her!

[sadboynate-deactivated20160121]

@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am

[dennys]

2 hang

[cjmast831]

(via GIPHY)

[strangeparker]

this is 90% of my adulthood experience 

[qualitystart]

given that the beanpot is huskies vs. terriers, i move we replace all the (men's) players with actual terrier and husky puppies

(the women can stay)

[right]

*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

What children’s media are we overanalyzing this week

[seventhmelody-deactivated201503]

thomas the tank engine lives in a totalitarian society

[shitpostgenerator]

reblog if you gently post about dogs

[spcrash]

[hatepotion]

sibling energy

(happy bday @firebenderlesbian!!)

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

the 👏 best 👏 time 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 striped 👏 sweater 👏 is 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time

[galacticpasta]

man the bravest shit you can do in this world is love indefinitely

[galacticpasta]

there's so much heartbreak and loss out there that sometimes caring about anything feels like a weakness. but despite all the risks that come with being vulnerable there are people out there who just love and love and love without thinking twice and on god that's whats keeping the earth on its axis

[aidashakur]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[moosehorn]

101 ways to carry a baby

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

you find a mad libs book on the ground and find that it’s filled completely with proper, sensible words for the situation at hand. a small child in a perfectly tailored gray suit tugs on your shirt with ice-cold hands and politely asks for it back