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the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad
The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:
i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl
Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:
Ouch
Esmorolda and Corpet
kelverse
The sequels look like stills from the Scooby Doo cartoon
well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.
I love everything about this. The drawings and the truce.
I absolutely love the fact that Kim Kardashian just promoted an app that’s basically uber for private jets knowing none of us can afford it LMAO
Batman v Superman cameos + their respective logos.
This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.
“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]
I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh
Chaotic good
I literally fucking despise that 200k note post that’s like “everything that people tell you is a lie college is not any better than high school” like why would you post or reblog something like that to an audience of high schoolers who most likely are already worried and un-optimistic for their futures????? This website creates so much unnecessary stress for so many people already
College is better than high school because: You get to choose your own classes and what time you want to go to them. There is usually more diversity so a greater chance you’ll make friends. Class is cancelled emails. There are really cool events. You’ll probably have more school pride. You get to wear whatever you want. Everyone is usually chill. There’s millions of clubs. Lots of parties. Lots of opportunities. The reason people say those things is because they haven’t made the most out of college. You aren’t gonna have fun in college unless you allow yourself to have fun. Like yes there’s a lot of work and yes it can be hard and stressful, but college is what you make it. It’s all up to you to have a good time or a bad one.
Batman The Animated Series
‘No-one can know exactly why or how the young wolf and bear became friends. I think that perhaps they were both alone and they were young and a bit unsure of how to survive alone.’
‘It seems to me that they feel safe being together, and so every evening met up for their dinner.’
‘It’s very unusual to see a bear and a wolf getting on like this… It is nice to share rare events in the wild that you would never expect to see.’
‘When I realised that no one had observed bears and wolves living near each other and becoming friends in Europe, I concentrated more and more on getting pictures to show what can happen in nature. Then I came across these two and knew that it made the perfect story.
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This is so cute like wtf. I LOVE IT
#They all agree with her
United we stand. Divided we fall.
Today I shut my cat in the fridge.
Okay, so here’s the deal. Tali loves the fridge. I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in. She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there. And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water. I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else. And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight. So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.
Fridge cat just got weirder. Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous. I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree. But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out. But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of. She’s soaking wet now, and very content.
I told Tali she was famous. She and her stuffed husky celebrated.
This is the kind of content I joined for
This cat is a doofus and I love her
me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone
he woke up and retrieved his paw
you Used him
he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me
youve betrayed his trust………he Knows
good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs
second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition
their cause is gaining numbers
this is a revolution
i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly
we are….defeated.
you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog
Me: (to group of children) Raise your hand if you have a song you'd like us to sing!
Little boy: The pterodactyl song!
Me: I don't know that one. How does the pterodactyl song go?
Little boy: (Throws back his head and emits an ungodly screech)
Me: Fair enough.
Deadpool + X-Men references