Irrational and Unconstitutional

Shelby. 30. Ohio. I'm weird and boring but I've been told I'm funny. I guess that's something, right?

[beardedmrbean]

This is good information to know.

I might need to culturally appropriate the Asian greeting just to see how it goes.

[emma-d-klutz]

[depsidase]

[heedra]

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

[qillermeme]

[empty-sigh]

these moments make me laugh too much why do I always scare everyone so easily lmao

[tooferaltobeheard]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[mollybeenoel]

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cyberdogbutch]

let's get zoomies with mama !!

[chiuseppes-mother]

@twentytoadstwerkinginatrenchcoat

[liberalsarecool]

Corruption is the only priority. #crypto

[masscracc]

You’ll do what?

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[littlemissemotionalandvalid]

You are not a bother. You are not a burden. You are not a waste of space. You are not annoying every person you talk to. Your existence matters. Your presence makes a good difference.

[pseudomantis]

requesting my food be prepared "ant style" at every restaurant i go to