Itachi Uchiha

"I never liked the color red.. I always preferred purples or blues as a child." "now, red is all i'm surronded by."

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

Decided to make this Itachi rp acc offical!

Shipping related stuff

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What are ships im okay with?

Kisaita, itadei, hidaita, kakaita, Shisui x Itachi

Anything else, PLEASE ASK!

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INFO!

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1. I will use text/image roleplays!

2. I will respond to asks in character!

3. I wont be out of character alot!

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RULES!

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1. Do NOT be rude if it isnt in roleplay, this will result in being blocked.

2. do NOT bring sasuita up.

3. I am okay with NSFW roleplays! Just ask first! ^^

4. YES! do dm me if you want to do a certain roleplay!

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[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[rvioletprince27]

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

When nudes russia post illegal nudes post russia illegal russia illegal post illegal nudes russia

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

I have the silly dream and the hope that one day, the only 2 people i feel slightly close to, will find my grave, all dirty and cracked, and smile. Knowing either the first one killed me, or smile knowing that I was once the second ones partner. I pray to god that when im dead Kisame and Sasuke will continue to live.

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

Hewooo!!!! Multishipper here >W<!!! How would itachi react if Kisame or Deidara kissed him?? (On the lips, hehe!!) Pleasseee be in character!!!

Kisame:

"Kisame.. I... I'm not sure you would want someone like me. You know of my past and the things I've done, yes? So why would you want someone like me?"

Deidara:

"I'm flattered, but how come I am what you choose? Or was that merely a mistake? Someone like me does not exactly.. deserve the affection."

(These can be used as RP starters)

[ishidaninthathole]

23rd December 2024

Hidan is still in that hole

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

Hidan get out of the hole

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

Sometimes I wonder how life would be without me

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

Its almost christmas, and I find myself crying.

I don't know why

Maybe its because i wonder if anyone could truly find me lovely after all ive done.

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

Hey weird question lol I guess im new to Naruto RP fandom(I RP my OC. Is that normal/ok?) and wanted to ask if you know any sound ninja RP blogs? My OC is a sound nin:) so yeah lmao 🩷🩷🩷

Hmmm i'm not sure i know any sound ninja rp blogs, but i could make a kabuto one! If i find any sound ninja blogs ill let you know <33

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

Sometimes i want somebody to love me. Like, i wanr someone to touch me and be able to look at me without being disgusted. I want someone to hold me in their arms and touch my skin without being ashamed.

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

Crazy how I wanna choke people sometimes.

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

Sometimes i be like "i want human organs for dinner" then i remember im not a cannibal

I still yearn for the taste of shark organs

Sleep with one eye open, Kisame.

[nugget-awesomesause1]

why do people make straight characters super gay

no because how the FUCK can anyone in the akatsuki be straight (other than konan and pain). like why are all their fingies painted and shit and WHY DO THEY ALL ACT HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 deidara for example. HO THATS A TWINK RIGHT THERE???? like be for real no ass way thats a straight white man. next. itachi. Bro. i cant even describe how gay he is. if you think about it, he might be the MOST gay. like hes acting all homo with kisame and shi. sasori..? whats with the twinkiness. ik its a fake body and its just a puppet. but THATS A TWINK!!!!!!!!!!!! tobi/obito. dont get me started. ok guys im out like and subscribe 4 more epic talk sessins

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

I, personally, would like to say, im offended. I am NOT fucking a shark.

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

itachi hii ‼️ i got you dangos and some lovins’ in the form of cupcakes 🧁

Ooooo :3

[lordnamikaze-deactivated2025032]

let me know if you like it 😇

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

I do like them!! Thank you! ^^

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

itachi hii ‼️ i got you dangos and some lovins’ in the form of cupcakes 🧁

Ooooo :3

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

itachi if youre sigma you will answer this... is ur best friend nugget aka me

Who the fuck.. who the actual fuck is nugget?

Nugget out of roleplay why are you terroizing Itachi

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

Itachi, what do you think about starting a band with your fellow criminal colleagues? and what genre? im thinking of recruiting obito and hidan into this. i'd convince Konan (me)

"A band?.."

Itachi stays silent for a few moments, thinking about the question

"Well, I'm not too sure how a band would work with everyone in the akatsuki.. but is it would i think that with everyone's input, it would be mainly rock."

[cl4nn-k1ll3rr]

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