Claire Dearing-Grady

Never active on here anymore lol

[incorrectqueenquotes]

Brian: We all have our demons. Brian, grabbing Roger: This one’s mine.

[incorrectqueenquotes]

Roger: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Brian: I’m worried about you.

[incorrectqueenquotes]

Freddie: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Freddie: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Freddie: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Brian : This is Monopoly.

[incorrectqueenquotes]

Freddie , Brian & Roger: *screaming*

John: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Brian?!

Freddie : Wait, why are you asking Brian that when Roger and I are also here?

John: Because Brian wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

[incorrectqueenquotes]

Roger: Help! I’m drowning! Brian: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Roger: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

[incorrectqueenquotes]

Brian: How do you want your coffee? Roger: Black, like my soul. Brian: Brian: Roger, your soul is a latte.

[incorrectqueenquotes]

Brian: We're having a baby. Adam: Oh, congratu- Roger, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

[cretaceous-kid]

by @Beetlemoses on twitter

[hetaczechia]

Claire: Our can opener is broken.

Owen: So it’s a can’t opener?

Claire: I can’t believe I married you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Chuckles drunkenly.)

[clairedearing19]

Are you drunk-

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe~~~ (Giggles)

[clairedearing19]

Ok that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe leads to lots of possibilities, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Not in this case, I know you long enough to know that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

You know me like the palm of your hand? (Giggles and place a finger on your lips.) what was my teddy bear’s name. When I was a kid?

[clairedearing19]

How am I supposed to know that??

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

See. You don’t know me that well. His name was Chief.

[clairedearing19]

Well I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you were born.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why you weren’t there? Why my mom didn’t invite you?

[clairedearing19]

I didn’t knew you back then. I probably wasn’t even born

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So that means I was born in a world without you? (I said with a sad pout and close to tears.) How—how did I survive without you??

[clairedearing19]

No no you weren’t. I just came later in the world. Because you didn’t knew me so you couldn’t think about me or anything.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

But but still you weren’t there and that makes me sad.

[clairedearing19]

Awww don’t be sad. Come here baby. *Opens my arms for a hug*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans on you for the hug.) But I’m sad… Why am I sad? You smell nice.

[clairedearing19]

You’re sad because I wasn’t there when you were born. Awww thank you

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Was I there when you were born?

[clairedearing19]

You were already in this world but not literally in the hospital

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why not?

[clairedearing19]

Because you didnt knew me yet

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Such a tragedy! Let’s go back in time and fix that!

[clairedearing19]

Aaaand how do you wanna do that?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Frowns and thinks.) I don’t know… You have the brains right now.

[clairedearing19]

I’m not a time traveler so I cant fix it

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So let’s find a time traveler!

[clairedearing19]

I don’t think those exist..

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Tell that to Joshiiie~

[clairedearing19]

Oh right.. still. We’re not going to change the history

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

We changed history by freeing those dinosaurs.

Pssst? Can I tell you a secret but you won’t tell my wife?

[clairedearing19]

Yeah and that was a bad idea

I am your- *I stopped and smirked* sure

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans and gets close to your ear.. Pauses and smiles like an idiot.) I have a noodle in my pants. (Giggles.) also… Wait a minute. (Backs away, stares at you with a frown and touch your face.) Are you *hips* Claire Dearing?

[clairedearing19]

Yes I know and I love that noodle. *Smirks* yes I am.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No, I have a real noodle. (Takes out a noodle from my pants pocket.) See… It’s a beautiful noodle.

(Gasps) my wife’s name is Claire Dearing too!! How’s that even posible?!

[clairedearing19]

I- oh- Didnt expect that.. why do you have a noodle.. in your pocket?

Oh really? What a coincidence.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I don’t know… But I like it. Can I keep it?

I have to present her to you. I swear you’re identical twins!

[clairedearing19]

Sure..?

I think that’s gonna be a lil hard

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Yay! (Puts the noodle back in the packet.) Stay there, Mr noodie. Safe and warm.

Aaauw, why?

[clairedearing19]

Hes such an adorable idiot when drunk

Well.. what if I tell you I am your wife?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Gasp) But but then who I married?

[clairedearing19]

To me

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No way!

[clairedearing19]

Yup. *Shows you the ring on my hand*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m your husband? (Takes your hand and stares at your ring in awe then at mine.) Babeeeee… You’re ring its so freaking beautiful. So you’re my wife? —how did o get the ring? It’s so beautiful.

[clairedearing19]

Yes you are. You bought it.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

How and when did I bought it? (Keeps staring at the ring, turning around you hadn in total awe.) It’s so beautiful. I have a really good taste.

[clairedearing19]

With money and if I’m not wrong on the.. 9th of may. Yes it is and indeed you do.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

WOOOOAH.

Can I keep your hand and ring?

[clairedearing19]

No~ but you can hold my hand

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Really?! Thank you!!! (Holds your hand but the decides to hug it.) I love you.

[clairedearing19]

*Chuckles* I love you too and you’re adorable when drunk

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Sssshhhhhh! You’re interrupting a moment with my wife. (Hips.) can I have more tequila? I’m a baby and I’m hungry.

[clairedearing19]

Nope no more tequila for you. I can get you something to eat.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m not that type of hungry. I want tequila… Maybe whiskey? Can I have whiskey with coffee?taste really delicious.

[clairedearing19]

You’re not getting anything with alchohol.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Aaaaauw! (whines like a 5 year old.) Fine… I’ll go get it. (I walk with wobbly legs, singing a song in Italian and out of tune, dragging the words and went to my mini bar with the intent of emptying that bottle of jack Daniels I left there.)

[clairedearing19]

Owen no~ come here.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Waaait, I’m getting my drunk juice (Giggles a d reaches the bar, taking the end of the bottle to my mouth.) Hello old friend… (Takes a large sip.)

[clairedearing19]

*I walk over to you and snatch the bottle away from you* no more drinks for you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Heeey (I protested reaching for the bottle.) I’m thirsty

[clairedearing19]

You can drink water. *Sips the bottle*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Noo, mine (I groan and leaned on you giving you a sloopy kiss on the cheek.) C'mon, give me my bottle, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Nope you’re not getting it back

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Please, babe. Pwease.

[clairedearing19]

*Drinks all of it* You can have the bottle

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No, no, no nooooo!!! I want what was inside that bottle! (Pouts) I grab another one. (Goes behind my minibar to grab another bottle but of vodka.)

[clairedearing19]

Nooo don't! *Grabs your arm*

[hetaczechia]

Claire: Our can opener is broken.

Owen: So it’s a can’t opener?

Claire: I can’t believe I married you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Chuckles drunkenly.)

[clairedearing19]

Are you drunk-

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe~~~ (Giggles)

[clairedearing19]

Ok that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe leads to lots of possibilities, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Not in this case, I know you long enough to know that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

You know me like the palm of your hand? (Giggles and place a finger on your lips.) what was my teddy bear’s name. When I was a kid?

[clairedearing19]

How am I supposed to know that??

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

See. You don’t know me that well. His name was Chief.

[clairedearing19]

Well I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you were born.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why you weren’t there? Why my mom didn’t invite you?

[clairedearing19]

I didn’t knew you back then. I probably wasn’t even born

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So that means I was born in a world without you? (I said with a sad pout and close to tears.) How—how did I survive without you??

[clairedearing19]

No no you weren’t. I just came later in the world. Because you didn’t knew me so you couldn’t think about me or anything.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

But but still you weren’t there and that makes me sad.

[clairedearing19]

Awww don’t be sad. Come here baby. *Opens my arms for a hug*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans on you for the hug.) But I’m sad… Why am I sad? You smell nice.

[clairedearing19]

You’re sad because I wasn’t there when you were born. Awww thank you

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Was I there when you were born?

[clairedearing19]

You were already in this world but not literally in the hospital

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why not?

[clairedearing19]

Because you didnt knew me yet

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Such a tragedy! Let’s go back in time and fix that!

[clairedearing19]

Aaaand how do you wanna do that?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Frowns and thinks.) I don’t know… You have the brains right now.

[clairedearing19]

I’m not a time traveler so I cant fix it

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So let’s find a time traveler!

[clairedearing19]

I don’t think those exist..

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Tell that to Joshiiie~

[clairedearing19]

Oh right.. still. We’re not going to change the history

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

We changed history by freeing those dinosaurs.

Pssst? Can I tell you a secret but you won’t tell my wife?

[clairedearing19]

Yeah and that was a bad idea

I am your- *I stopped and smirked* sure

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans and gets close to your ear.. Pauses and smiles like an idiot.) I have a noodle in my pants. (Giggles.) also… Wait a minute. (Backs away, stares at you with a frown and touch your face.) Are you *hips* Claire Dearing?

[clairedearing19]

Yes I know and I love that noodle. *Smirks* yes I am.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No, I have a real noodle. (Takes out a noodle from my pants pocket.) See… It’s a beautiful noodle.

(Gasps) my wife’s name is Claire Dearing too!! How’s that even posible?!

[clairedearing19]

I- oh- Didnt expect that.. why do you have a noodle.. in your pocket?

Oh really? What a coincidence.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I don’t know… But I like it. Can I keep it?

I have to present her to you. I swear you’re identical twins!

[clairedearing19]

Sure..?

I think that’s gonna be a lil hard

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Yay! (Puts the noodle back in the packet.) Stay there, Mr noodie. Safe and warm.

Aaauw, why?

[clairedearing19]

Hes such an adorable idiot when drunk

Well.. what if I tell you I am your wife?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Gasp) But but then who I married?

[clairedearing19]

To me

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No way!

[clairedearing19]

Yup. *Shows you the ring on my hand*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m your husband? (Takes your hand and stares at your ring in awe then at mine.) Babeeeee… You’re ring its so freaking beautiful. So you’re my wife? —how did o get the ring? It’s so beautiful.

[clairedearing19]

Yes you are. You bought it.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

How and when did I bought it? (Keeps staring at the ring, turning around you hadn in total awe.) It’s so beautiful. I have a really good taste.

[clairedearing19]

With money and if I’m not wrong on the.. 9th of may. Yes it is and indeed you do.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

WOOOOAH.

Can I keep your hand and ring?

[clairedearing19]

No~ but you can hold my hand

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Really?! Thank you!!! (Holds your hand but the decides to hug it.) I love you.

[clairedearing19]

*Chuckles* I love you too and you’re adorable when drunk

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Sssshhhhhh! You’re interrupting a moment with my wife. (Hips.) can I have more tequila? I’m a baby and I’m hungry.

[clairedearing19]

Nope no more tequila for you. I can get you something to eat.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m not that type of hungry. I want tequila… Maybe whiskey? Can I have whiskey with coffee?taste really delicious.

[clairedearing19]

You’re not getting anything with alchohol.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Aaaaauw! (whines like a 5 year old.) Fine… I’ll go get it. (I walk with wobbly legs, singing a song in Italian and out of tune, dragging the words and went to my mini bar with the intent of emptying that bottle of jack Daniels I left there.)

[clairedearing19]

Owen no~ come here.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Waaait, I’m getting my drunk juice (Giggles a d reaches the bar, taking the end of the bottle to my mouth.) Hello old friend… (Takes a large sip.)

[clairedearing19]

*I walk over to you and snatch the bottle away from you* no more drinks for you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Heeey (I protested reaching for the bottle.) I’m thirsty

[clairedearing19]

You can drink water. *Sips the bottle*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Noo, mine (I groan and leaned on you giving you a sloopy kiss on the cheek.) C'mon, give me my bottle, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Nope you’re not getting it back

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Please, babe. Pwease.

[clairedearing19]

*Drinks all of it* You can have the bottle

[hetaczechia]

Claire: Our can opener is broken.

Owen: So it’s a can’t opener?

Claire: I can’t believe I married you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Chuckles drunkenly.)

[clairedearing19]

Are you drunk-

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe~~~ (Giggles)

[clairedearing19]

Ok that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe leads to lots of possibilities, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Not in this case, I know you long enough to know that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

You know me like the palm of your hand? (Giggles and place a finger on your lips.) what was my teddy bear’s name. When I was a kid?

[clairedearing19]

How am I supposed to know that??

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

See. You don’t know me that well. His name was Chief.

[clairedearing19]

Well I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you were born.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why you weren’t there? Why my mom didn’t invite you?

[clairedearing19]

I didn’t knew you back then. I probably wasn’t even born

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So that means I was born in a world without you? (I said with a sad pout and close to tears.) How—how did I survive without you??

[clairedearing19]

No no you weren’t. I just came later in the world. Because you didn’t knew me so you couldn’t think about me or anything.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

But but still you weren’t there and that makes me sad.

[clairedearing19]

Awww don’t be sad. Come here baby. *Opens my arms for a hug*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans on you for the hug.) But I’m sad… Why am I sad? You smell nice.

[clairedearing19]

You’re sad because I wasn’t there when you were born. Awww thank you

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Was I there when you were born?

[clairedearing19]

You were already in this world but not literally in the hospital

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why not?

[clairedearing19]

Because you didnt knew me yet

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Such a tragedy! Let’s go back in time and fix that!

[clairedearing19]

Aaaand how do you wanna do that?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Frowns and thinks.) I don’t know… You have the brains right now.

[clairedearing19]

I’m not a time traveler so I cant fix it

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So let’s find a time traveler!

[clairedearing19]

I don’t think those exist..

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Tell that to Joshiiie~

[clairedearing19]

Oh right.. still. We’re not going to change the history

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

We changed history by freeing those dinosaurs.

Pssst? Can I tell you a secret but you won’t tell my wife?

[clairedearing19]

Yeah and that was a bad idea

I am your- *I stopped and smirked* sure

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans and gets close to your ear.. Pauses and smiles like an idiot.) I have a noodle in my pants. (Giggles.) also… Wait a minute. (Backs away, stares at you with a frown and touch your face.) Are you *hips* Claire Dearing?

[clairedearing19]

Yes I know and I love that noodle. *Smirks* yes I am.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No, I have a real noodle. (Takes out a noodle from my pants pocket.) See… It’s a beautiful noodle.

(Gasps) my wife’s name is Claire Dearing too!! How’s that even posible?!

[clairedearing19]

I- oh- Didnt expect that.. why do you have a noodle.. in your pocket?

Oh really? What a coincidence.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I don’t know… But I like it. Can I keep it?

I have to present her to you. I swear you’re identical twins!

[clairedearing19]

Sure..?

I think that’s gonna be a lil hard

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Yay! (Puts the noodle back in the packet.) Stay there, Mr noodie. Safe and warm.

Aaauw, why?

[clairedearing19]

Hes such an adorable idiot when drunk

Well.. what if I tell you I am your wife?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Gasp) But but then who I married?

[clairedearing19]

To me

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No way!

[clairedearing19]

Yup. *Shows you the ring on my hand*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m your husband? (Takes your hand and stares at your ring in awe then at mine.) Babeeeee… You’re ring its so freaking beautiful. So you’re my wife? —how did o get the ring? It’s so beautiful.

[clairedearing19]

Yes you are. You bought it.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

How and when did I bought it? (Keeps staring at the ring, turning around you hadn in total awe.) It’s so beautiful. I have a really good taste.

[clairedearing19]

With money and if I’m not wrong on the.. 9th of may. Yes it is and indeed you do.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

WOOOOAH.

Can I keep your hand and ring?

[clairedearing19]

No~ but you can hold my hand

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Really?! Thank you!!! (Holds your hand but the decides to hug it.) I love you.

[clairedearing19]

*Chuckles* I love you too and you’re adorable when drunk

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Sssshhhhhh! You’re interrupting a moment with my wife. (Hips.) can I have more tequila? I’m a baby and I’m hungry.

[clairedearing19]

Nope no more tequila for you. I can get you something to eat.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m not that type of hungry. I want tequila… Maybe whiskey? Can I have whiskey with coffee?taste really delicious.

[clairedearing19]

You’re not getting anything with alchohol.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Aaaaauw! (whines like a 5 year old.) Fine… I’ll go get it. (I walk with wobbly legs, singing a song in Italian and out of tune, dragging the words and went to my mini bar with the intent of emptying that bottle of jack Daniels I left there.)

[clairedearing19]

Owen no~ come here.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Waaait, I’m getting my drunk juice (Giggles a d reaches the bar, taking the end of the bottle to my mouth.) Hello old friend… (Takes a large sip.)

[clairedearing19]

*I walk over to you and snatch the bottle away from you* no more drinks for you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Heeey (I protested reaching for the bottle.) I’m thirsty

[clairedearing19]

You can drink water. *Sips the bottle*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Noo, mine (I groan and leaned on you giving you a sloopy kiss on the cheek.) C'mon, give me my bottle, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Nope you’re not getting it back

[hetaczechia]

Claire: Our can opener is broken.

Owen: So it’s a can’t opener?

Claire: I can’t believe I married you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Chuckles drunkenly.)

[clairedearing19]

Are you drunk-

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe~~~ (Giggles)

[clairedearing19]

Ok that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe leads to lots of possibilities, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Not in this case, I know you long enough to know that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

You know me like the palm of your hand? (Giggles and place a finger on your lips.) what was my teddy bear’s name. When I was a kid?

[clairedearing19]

How am I supposed to know that??

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

See. You don’t know me that well. His name was Chief.

[clairedearing19]

Well I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you were born.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why you weren’t there? Why my mom didn’t invite you?

[clairedearing19]

I didn’t knew you back then. I probably wasn’t even born

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So that means I was born in a world without you? (I said with a sad pout and close to tears.) How—how did I survive without you??

[clairedearing19]

No no you weren’t. I just came later in the world. Because you didn’t knew me so you couldn’t think about me or anything.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

But but still you weren’t there and that makes me sad.

[clairedearing19]

Awww don’t be sad. Come here baby. *Opens my arms for a hug*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans on you for the hug.) But I’m sad… Why am I sad? You smell nice.

[clairedearing19]

You’re sad because I wasn’t there when you were born. Awww thank you

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Was I there when you were born?

[clairedearing19]

You were already in this world but not literally in the hospital

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why not?

[clairedearing19]

Because you didnt knew me yet

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Such a tragedy! Let’s go back in time and fix that!

[clairedearing19]

Aaaand how do you wanna do that?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Frowns and thinks.) I don’t know… You have the brains right now.

[clairedearing19]

I’m not a time traveler so I cant fix it

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So let’s find a time traveler!

[clairedearing19]

I don’t think those exist..

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Tell that to Joshiiie~

[clairedearing19]

Oh right.. still. We’re not going to change the history

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

We changed history by freeing those dinosaurs.

Pssst? Can I tell you a secret but you won’t tell my wife?

[clairedearing19]

Yeah and that was a bad idea

I am your- *I stopped and smirked* sure

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans and gets close to your ear.. Pauses and smiles like an idiot.) I have a noodle in my pants. (Giggles.) also… Wait a minute. (Backs away, stares at you with a frown and touch your face.) Are you *hips* Claire Dearing?

[clairedearing19]

Yes I know and I love that noodle. *Smirks* yes I am.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No, I have a real noodle. (Takes out a noodle from my pants pocket.) See… It’s a beautiful noodle.

(Gasps) my wife’s name is Claire Dearing too!! How’s that even posible?!

[clairedearing19]

I- oh- Didnt expect that.. why do you have a noodle.. in your pocket?

Oh really? What a coincidence.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I don’t know… But I like it. Can I keep it?

I have to present her to you. I swear you’re identical twins!

[clairedearing19]

Sure..?

I think that’s gonna be a lil hard

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Yay! (Puts the noodle back in the packet.) Stay there, Mr noodie. Safe and warm.

Aaauw, why?

[clairedearing19]

Hes such an adorable idiot when drunk

Well.. what if I tell you I am your wife?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Gasp) But but then who I married?

[clairedearing19]

To me

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No way!

[clairedearing19]

Yup. *Shows you the ring on my hand*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m your husband? (Takes your hand and stares at your ring in awe then at mine.) Babeeeee… You’re ring its so freaking beautiful. So you’re my wife? —how did o get the ring? It’s so beautiful.

[clairedearing19]

Yes you are. You bought it.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

How and when did I bought it? (Keeps staring at the ring, turning around you hadn in total awe.) It’s so beautiful. I have a really good taste.

[clairedearing19]

With money and if I’m not wrong on the.. 9th of may. Yes it is and indeed you do.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

WOOOOAH.

Can I keep your hand and ring?

[clairedearing19]

No~ but you can hold my hand

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Really?! Thank you!!! (Holds your hand but the decides to hug it.) I love you.

[clairedearing19]

*Chuckles* I love you too and you’re adorable when drunk

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Sssshhhhhh! You’re interrupting a moment with my wife. (Hips.) can I have more tequila? I’m a baby and I’m hungry.

[clairedearing19]

Nope no more tequila for you. I can get you something to eat.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m not that type of hungry. I want tequila… Maybe whiskey? Can I have whiskey with coffee?taste really delicious.

[clairedearing19]

You’re not getting anything with alchohol.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Aaaaauw! (whines like a 5 year old.) Fine… I’ll go get it. (I walk with wobbly legs, singing a song in Italian and out of tune, dragging the words and went to my mini bar with the intent of emptying that bottle of jack Daniels I left there.)

[clairedearing19]

Owen no~ come here.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Waaait, I’m getting my drunk juice (Giggles a d reaches the bar, taking the end of the bottle to my mouth.) Hello old friend… (Takes a large sip.)

[clairedearing19]

*I walk over to you and snatch the bottle away from you* no more drinks for you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Heeey (I protested reaching for the bottle.) I’m thirsty

[clairedearing19]

You can drink water. *Sips the bottle*

[hetaczechia]

Claire: Our can opener is broken.

Owen: So it’s a can’t opener?

Claire: I can’t believe I married you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Chuckles drunkenly.)

[clairedearing19]

Are you drunk-

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe~~~ (Giggles)

[clairedearing19]

Ok that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe leads to lots of possibilities, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Not in this case, I know you long enough to know that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

You know me like the palm of your hand? (Giggles and place a finger on your lips.) what was my teddy bear’s name. When I was a kid?

[clairedearing19]

How am I supposed to know that??

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

See. You don’t know me that well. His name was Chief.

[clairedearing19]

Well I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you were born.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why you weren’t there? Why my mom didn’t invite you?

[clairedearing19]

I didn’t knew you back then. I probably wasn’t even born

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So that means I was born in a world without you? (I said with a sad pout and close to tears.) How—how did I survive without you??

[clairedearing19]

No no you weren’t. I just came later in the world. Because you didn’t knew me so you couldn’t think about me or anything.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

But but still you weren’t there and that makes me sad.

[clairedearing19]

Awww don’t be sad. Come here baby. *Opens my arms for a hug*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans on you for the hug.) But I’m sad… Why am I sad? You smell nice.

[clairedearing19]

You’re sad because I wasn’t there when you were born. Awww thank you

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Was I there when you were born?

[clairedearing19]

You were already in this world but not literally in the hospital

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why not?

[clairedearing19]

Because you didnt knew me yet

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Such a tragedy! Let’s go back in time and fix that!

[clairedearing19]

Aaaand how do you wanna do that?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Frowns and thinks.) I don’t know… You have the brains right now.

[clairedearing19]

I’m not a time traveler so I cant fix it

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So let’s find a time traveler!

[clairedearing19]

I don’t think those exist..

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Tell that to Joshiiie~

[clairedearing19]

Oh right.. still. We’re not going to change the history

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

We changed history by freeing those dinosaurs.

Pssst? Can I tell you a secret but you won’t tell my wife?

[clairedearing19]

Yeah and that was a bad idea

I am your- *I stopped and smirked* sure

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans and gets close to your ear.. Pauses and smiles like an idiot.) I have a noodle in my pants. (Giggles.) also… Wait a minute. (Backs away, stares at you with a frown and touch your face.) Are you *hips* Claire Dearing?

[clairedearing19]

Yes I know and I love that noodle. *Smirks* yes I am.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No, I have a real noodle. (Takes out a noodle from my pants pocket.) See… It’s a beautiful noodle.

(Gasps) my wife’s name is Claire Dearing too!! How’s that even posible?!

[clairedearing19]

I- oh- Didnt expect that.. why do you have a noodle.. in your pocket?

Oh really? What a coincidence.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I don’t know… But I like it. Can I keep it?

I have to present her to you. I swear you’re identical twins!

[clairedearing19]

Sure..?

I think that’s gonna be a lil hard

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Yay! (Puts the noodle back in the packet.) Stay there, Mr noodie. Safe and warm.

Aaauw, why?

[clairedearing19]

Hes such an adorable idiot when drunk

Well.. what if I tell you I am your wife?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Gasp) But but then who I married?

[clairedearing19]

To me

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No way!

[clairedearing19]

Yup. *Shows you the ring on my hand*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m your husband? (Takes your hand and stares at your ring in awe then at mine.) Babeeeee… You’re ring its so freaking beautiful. So you’re my wife? —how did o get the ring? It’s so beautiful.

[clairedearing19]

Yes you are. You bought it.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

How and when did I bought it? (Keeps staring at the ring, turning around you hadn in total awe.) It’s so beautiful. I have a really good taste.

[clairedearing19]

With money and if I’m not wrong on the.. 9th of may. Yes it is and indeed you do.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

WOOOOAH.

Can I keep your hand and ring?

[clairedearing19]

No~ but you can hold my hand

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Really?! Thank you!!! (Holds your hand but the decides to hug it.) I love you.

[clairedearing19]

*Chuckles* I love you too and you’re adorable when drunk

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Sssshhhhhh! You’re interrupting a moment with my wife. (Hips.) can I have more tequila? I’m a baby and I’m hungry.

[clairedearing19]

Nope no more tequila for you. I can get you something to eat.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m not that type of hungry. I want tequila… Maybe whiskey? Can I have whiskey with coffee?taste really delicious.

[clairedearing19]

You’re not getting anything with alchohol.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Aaaaauw! (whines like a 5 year old.) Fine… I’ll go get it. (I walk with wobbly legs, singing a song in Italian and out of tune, dragging the words and went to my mini bar with the intent of emptying that bottle of jack Daniels I left there.)

[clairedearing19]

Owen no~ come here.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Waaait, I’m getting my drunk juice (Giggles a d reaches the bar, taking the end of the bottle to my mouth.) Hello old friend… (Takes a large sip.)

[clairedearing19]

*I walk over to you and snatch the bottle away from you* no more drinks for you.

[hetaczechia]

Claire: Our can opener is broken.

Owen: So it’s a can’t opener?

Claire: I can’t believe I married you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Chuckles drunkenly.)

[clairedearing19]

Are you drunk-

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe~~~ (Giggles)

[clairedearing19]

Ok that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe leads to lots of possibilities, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Not in this case, I know you long enough to know that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

You know me like the palm of your hand? (Giggles and place a finger on your lips.) what was my teddy bear’s name. When I was a kid?

[clairedearing19]

How am I supposed to know that??

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

See. You don’t know me that well. His name was Chief.

[clairedearing19]

Well I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you were born.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why you weren’t there? Why my mom didn’t invite you?

[clairedearing19]

I didn’t knew you back then. I probably wasn’t even born

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So that means I was born in a world without you? (I said with a sad pout and close to tears.) How—how did I survive without you??

[clairedearing19]

No no you weren’t. I just came later in the world. Because you didn’t knew me so you couldn’t think about me or anything.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

But but still you weren’t there and that makes me sad.

[clairedearing19]

Awww don’t be sad. Come here baby. *Opens my arms for a hug*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans on you for the hug.) But I’m sad… Why am I sad? You smell nice.

[clairedearing19]

You’re sad because I wasn’t there when you were born. Awww thank you

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Was I there when you were born?

[clairedearing19]

You were already in this world but not literally in the hospital

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why not?

[clairedearing19]

Because you didnt knew me yet

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Such a tragedy! Let’s go back in time and fix that!

[clairedearing19]

Aaaand how do you wanna do that?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Frowns and thinks.) I don’t know… You have the brains right now.

[clairedearing19]

I’m not a time traveler so I cant fix it

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So let’s find a time traveler!

[clairedearing19]

I don’t think those exist..

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Tell that to Joshiiie~

[clairedearing19]

Oh right.. still. We’re not going to change the history

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

We changed history by freeing those dinosaurs.

Pssst? Can I tell you a secret but you won’t tell my wife?

[clairedearing19]

Yeah and that was a bad idea

I am your- *I stopped and smirked* sure

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans and gets close to your ear.. Pauses and smiles like an idiot.) I have a noodle in my pants. (Giggles.) also… Wait a minute. (Backs away, stares at you with a frown and touch your face.) Are you *hips* Claire Dearing?

[clairedearing19]

Yes I know and I love that noodle. *Smirks* yes I am.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No, I have a real noodle. (Takes out a noodle from my pants pocket.) See… It’s a beautiful noodle.

(Gasps) my wife’s name is Claire Dearing too!! How’s that even posible?!

[clairedearing19]

I- oh- Didnt expect that.. why do you have a noodle.. in your pocket?

Oh really? What a coincidence.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I don’t know… But I like it. Can I keep it?

I have to present her to you. I swear you’re identical twins!

[clairedearing19]

Sure..?

I think that’s gonna be a lil hard

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Yay! (Puts the noodle back in the packet.) Stay there, Mr noodie. Safe and warm.

Aaauw, why?

[clairedearing19]

Hes such an adorable idiot when drunk

Well.. what if I tell you I am your wife?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Gasp) But but then who I married?

[clairedearing19]

To me

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No way!

[clairedearing19]

Yup. *Shows you the ring on my hand*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m your husband? (Takes your hand and stares at your ring in awe then at mine.) Babeeeee… You’re ring its so freaking beautiful. So you’re my wife? —how did o get the ring? It’s so beautiful.

[clairedearing19]

Yes you are. You bought it.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

How and when did I bought it? (Keeps staring at the ring, turning around you hadn in total awe.) It’s so beautiful. I have a really good taste.

[clairedearing19]

With money and if I’m not wrong on the.. 9th of may. Yes it is and indeed you do.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

WOOOOAH.

Can I keep your hand and ring?

[clairedearing19]

No~ but you can hold my hand

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Really?! Thank you!!! (Holds your hand but the decides to hug it.) I love you.

[clairedearing19]

*Chuckles* I love you too and you’re adorable when drunk

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Sssshhhhhh! You’re interrupting a moment with my wife. (Hips.) can I have more tequila? I’m a baby and I’m hungry.

[clairedearing19]

Nope no more tequila for you. I can get you something to eat.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m not that type of hungry. I want tequila… Maybe whiskey? Can I have whiskey with coffee?taste really delicious.

[clairedearing19]

You’re not getting anything with alchohol.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Aaaaauw! (whines like a 5 year old.) Fine… I’ll go get it. (I walk with wobbly legs, singing a song in Italian and out of tune, dragging the words and went to my mini bar with the intent of emptying that bottle of jack Daniels I left there.)

[clairedearing19]

Owen no~ come here.

[hetaczechia]

Claire: Our can opener is broken.

Owen: So it’s a can’t opener?

Claire: I can’t believe I married you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Chuckles drunkenly.)

[clairedearing19]

Are you drunk-

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe~~~ (Giggles)

[clairedearing19]

Ok that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe leads to lots of possibilities, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Not in this case, I know you long enough to know that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

You know me like the palm of your hand? (Giggles and place a finger on your lips.) what was my teddy bear’s name. When I was a kid?

[clairedearing19]

How am I supposed to know that??

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

See. You don’t know me that well. His name was Chief.

[clairedearing19]

Well I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you were born.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why you weren’t there? Why my mom didn’t invite you?

[clairedearing19]

I didn’t knew you back then. I probably wasn’t even born

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So that means I was born in a world without you? (I said with a sad pout and close to tears.) How—how did I survive without you??

[clairedearing19]

No no you weren’t. I just came later in the world. Because you didn’t knew me so you couldn’t think about me or anything.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

But but still you weren’t there and that makes me sad.

[clairedearing19]

Awww don’t be sad. Come here baby. *Opens my arms for a hug*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans on you for the hug.) But I’m sad… Why am I sad? You smell nice.

[clairedearing19]

You’re sad because I wasn’t there when you were born. Awww thank you

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Was I there when you were born?

[clairedearing19]

You were already in this world but not literally in the hospital

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why not?

[clairedearing19]

Because you didnt knew me yet

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Such a tragedy! Let’s go back in time and fix that!

[clairedearing19]

Aaaand how do you wanna do that?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Frowns and thinks.) I don’t know… You have the brains right now.

[clairedearing19]

I’m not a time traveler so I cant fix it

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So let’s find a time traveler!

[clairedearing19]

I don’t think those exist..

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Tell that to Joshiiie~

[clairedearing19]

Oh right.. still. We’re not going to change the history

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

We changed history by freeing those dinosaurs.

Pssst? Can I tell you a secret but you won’t tell my wife?

[clairedearing19]

Yeah and that was a bad idea

I am your- *I stopped and smirked* sure

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans and gets close to your ear.. Pauses and smiles like an idiot.) I have a noodle in my pants. (Giggles.) also… Wait a minute. (Backs away, stares at you with a frown and touch your face.) Are you *hips* Claire Dearing?

[clairedearing19]

Yes I know and I love that noodle. *Smirks* yes I am.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No, I have a real noodle. (Takes out a noodle from my pants pocket.) See… It’s a beautiful noodle.

(Gasps) my wife’s name is Claire Dearing too!! How’s that even posible?!

[clairedearing19]

I- oh- Didnt expect that.. why do you have a noodle.. in your pocket?

Oh really? What a coincidence.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I don’t know… But I like it. Can I keep it?

I have to present her to you. I swear you’re identical twins!

[clairedearing19]

Sure..?

I think that’s gonna be a lil hard

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Yay! (Puts the noodle back in the packet.) Stay there, Mr noodie. Safe and warm.

Aaauw, why?

[clairedearing19]

Hes such an adorable idiot when drunk

Well.. what if I tell you I am your wife?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Gasp) But but then who I married?

[clairedearing19]

To me

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No way!

[clairedearing19]

Yup. *Shows you the ring on my hand*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m your husband? (Takes your hand and stares at your ring in awe then at mine.) Babeeeee… You’re ring its so freaking beautiful. So you’re my wife? —how did o get the ring? It’s so beautiful.

[clairedearing19]

Yes you are. You bought it.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

How and when did I bought it? (Keeps staring at the ring, turning around you hadn in total awe.) It’s so beautiful. I have a really good taste.

[clairedearing19]

With money and if I’m not wrong on the.. 9th of may. Yes it is and indeed you do.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

WOOOOAH.

Can I keep your hand and ring?

[clairedearing19]

No~ but you can hold my hand

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Really?! Thank you!!! (Holds your hand but the decides to hug it.) I love you.

[clairedearing19]

*Chuckles* I love you too and you’re adorable when drunk

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Sssshhhhhh! You’re interrupting a moment with my wife. (Hips.) can I have more tequila? I’m a baby and I’m hungry.

[clairedearing19]

Nope no more tequila for you. I can get you something to eat.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m not that type of hungry. I want tequila… Maybe whiskey? Can I have whiskey with coffee?taste really delicious.

[clairedearing19]

You’re not getting anything with alchohol.

[hetaczechia]

Claire: Our can opener is broken.

Owen: So it’s a can’t opener?

Claire: I can’t believe I married you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Chuckles drunkenly.)

[clairedearing19]

Are you drunk-

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe~~~ (Giggles)

[clairedearing19]

Ok that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe leads to lots of possibilities, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Not in this case, I know you long enough to know that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

You know me like the palm of your hand? (Giggles and place a finger on your lips.) what was my teddy bear’s name. When I was a kid?

[clairedearing19]

How am I supposed to know that??

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

See. You don’t know me that well. His name was Chief.

[clairedearing19]

Well I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you were born.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why you weren’t there? Why my mom didn’t invite you?

[clairedearing19]

I didn’t knew you back then. I probably wasn’t even born

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So that means I was born in a world without you? (I said with a sad pout and close to tears.) How—how did I survive without you??

[clairedearing19]

No no you weren’t. I just came later in the world. Because you didn’t knew me so you couldn’t think about me or anything.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

But but still you weren’t there and that makes me sad.

[clairedearing19]

Awww don’t be sad. Come here baby. *Opens my arms for a hug*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans on you for the hug.) But I’m sad… Why am I sad? You smell nice.

[clairedearing19]

You’re sad because I wasn’t there when you were born. Awww thank you

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Was I there when you were born?

[clairedearing19]

You were already in this world but not literally in the hospital

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why not?

[clairedearing19]

Because you didnt knew me yet

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Such a tragedy! Let’s go back in time and fix that!

[clairedearing19]

Aaaand how do you wanna do that?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Frowns and thinks.) I don’t know… You have the brains right now.

[clairedearing19]

I’m not a time traveler so I cant fix it

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So let’s find a time traveler!

[clairedearing19]

I don’t think those exist..

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Tell that to Joshiiie~

[clairedearing19]

Oh right.. still. We’re not going to change the history

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

We changed history by freeing those dinosaurs.

Pssst? Can I tell you a secret but you won’t tell my wife?

[clairedearing19]

Yeah and that was a bad idea

I am your- *I stopped and smirked* sure

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans and gets close to your ear.. Pauses and smiles like an idiot.) I have a noodle in my pants. (Giggles.) also… Wait a minute. (Backs away, stares at you with a frown and touch your face.) Are you *hips* Claire Dearing?

[clairedearing19]

Yes I know and I love that noodle. *Smirks* yes I am.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No, I have a real noodle. (Takes out a noodle from my pants pocket.) See… It’s a beautiful noodle.

(Gasps) my wife’s name is Claire Dearing too!! How’s that even posible?!

[clairedearing19]

I- oh- Didnt expect that.. why do you have a noodle.. in your pocket?

Oh really? What a coincidence.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I don’t know… But I like it. Can I keep it?

I have to present her to you. I swear you’re identical twins!

[clairedearing19]

Sure..?

I think that’s gonna be a lil hard

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Yay! (Puts the noodle back in the packet.) Stay there, Mr noodie. Safe and warm.

Aaauw, why?

[clairedearing19]

Hes such an adorable idiot when drunk

Well.. what if I tell you I am your wife?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Gasp) But but then who I married?

[clairedearing19]

To me

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No way!

[clairedearing19]

Yup. *Shows you the ring on my hand*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m your husband? (Takes your hand and stares at your ring in awe then at mine.) Babeeeee… You’re ring its so freaking beautiful. So you’re my wife? —how did o get the ring? It’s so beautiful.

[clairedearing19]

Yes you are. You bought it.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

How and when did I bought it? (Keeps staring at the ring, turning around you hadn in total awe.) It’s so beautiful. I have a really good taste.

[clairedearing19]

With money and if I’m not wrong on the.. 9th of may. Yes it is and indeed you do.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

WOOOOAH.

Can I keep your hand and ring?

[clairedearing19]

No~ but you can hold my hand

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Really?! Thank you!!! (Holds your hand but the decides to hug it.) I love you.

[clairedearing19]

*Chuckles* I love you too and you’re adorable when drunk

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Sssshhhhhh! You’re interrupting a moment with my wife. (Hips.) can I have more tequila? I’m a baby and I’m hungry.

[clairedearing19]

Nope no more tequila for you. I can get you something to eat.

[hetaczechia]

Claire: Our can opener is broken.

Owen: So it’s a can’t opener?

Claire: I can’t believe I married you.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Chuckles drunkenly.)

[clairedearing19]

Are you drunk-

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe~~~ (Giggles)

[clairedearing19]

Ok that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Maybe leads to lots of possibilities, babe.

[clairedearing19]

Not in this case, I know you long enough to know that means yes

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

You know me like the palm of your hand? (Giggles and place a finger on your lips.) what was my teddy bear’s name. When I was a kid?

[clairedearing19]

How am I supposed to know that??

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

See. You don’t know me that well. His name was Chief.

[clairedearing19]

Well I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you were born.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why you weren’t there? Why my mom didn’t invite you?

[clairedearing19]

I didn’t knew you back then. I probably wasn’t even born

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So that means I was born in a world without you? (I said with a sad pout and close to tears.) How—how did I survive without you??

[clairedearing19]

No no you weren’t. I just came later in the world. Because you didn’t knew me so you couldn’t think about me or anything.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

But but still you weren’t there and that makes me sad.

[clairedearing19]

Awww don’t be sad. Come here baby. *Opens my arms for a hug*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans on you for the hug.) But I’m sad… Why am I sad? You smell nice.

[clairedearing19]

You’re sad because I wasn’t there when you were born. Awww thank you

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Was I there when you were born?

[clairedearing19]

You were already in this world but not literally in the hospital

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Why not?

[clairedearing19]

Because you didnt knew me yet

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Such a tragedy! Let’s go back in time and fix that!

[clairedearing19]

Aaaand how do you wanna do that?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Frowns and thinks.) I don’t know… You have the brains right now.

[clairedearing19]

I’m not a time traveler so I cant fix it

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

So let’s find a time traveler!

[clairedearing19]

I don’t think those exist..

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Tell that to Joshiiie~

[clairedearing19]

Oh right.. still. We’re not going to change the history

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

We changed history by freeing those dinosaurs.

Pssst? Can I tell you a secret but you won’t tell my wife?

[clairedearing19]

Yeah and that was a bad idea

I am your- *I stopped and smirked* sure

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Leans and gets close to your ear.. Pauses and smiles like an idiot.) I have a noodle in my pants. (Giggles.) also… Wait a minute. (Backs away, stares at you with a frown and touch your face.) Are you *hips* Claire Dearing?

[clairedearing19]

Yes I know and I love that noodle. *Smirks* yes I am.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No, I have a real noodle. (Takes out a noodle from my pants pocket.) See… It’s a beautiful noodle.

(Gasps) my wife’s name is Claire Dearing too!! How’s that even posible?!

[clairedearing19]

I- oh- Didnt expect that.. why do you have a noodle.. in your pocket?

Oh really? What a coincidence.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I don’t know… But I like it. Can I keep it?

I have to present her to you. I swear you’re identical twins!

[clairedearing19]

Sure..?

I think that’s gonna be a lil hard

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Yay! (Puts the noodle back in the packet.) Stay there, Mr noodie. Safe and warm.

Aaauw, why?

[clairedearing19]

Hes such an adorable idiot when drunk

Well.. what if I tell you I am your wife?

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

(Gasp) But but then who I married?

[clairedearing19]

To me

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

No way!

[clairedearing19]

Yup. *Shows you the ring on my hand*

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

I’m your husband? (Takes your hand and stares at your ring in awe then at mine.) Babeeeee… You’re ring its so freaking beautiful. So you’re my wife? —how did o get the ring? It’s so beautiful.

[clairedearing19]

Yes you are. You bought it.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

How and when did I bought it? (Keeps staring at the ring, turning around you hadn in total awe.) It’s so beautiful. I have a really good taste.

[clairedearing19]

With money and if I’m not wrong on the.. 9th of may. Yes it is and indeed you do.

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

WOOOOAH.

Can I keep your hand and ring?

[clairedearing19]

No~ but you can hold my hand

[legendary-raptor-trainer]

Really?! Thank you!!! (Holds your hand but the decides to hug it.) I love you.

[clairedearing19]

*Chuckles* I love you too and you’re adorable when drunk