I’d Be Summer Sun For You Forever.

“He’s into maggot rock and wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.” —> 26

[clandestine-nerd]

Hey!! Idk if anyone has solved this yet, and I’m probably SO late but I wanted to contribute. I used the key and I translated this glitch from the new teaser!

Due to the screen in the video being tilted, some of the ending letters of the lines get cut off, but we can safely assume the ends of the words.

First line reads: EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM

Second line reads: The universal Stability Agency

Third line reads: has issued a Paradoxical Advisory

[chaoticgouda]

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[fieldbears]

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

[artemis-in-space]

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

[trek-tracks]

Come on, Spock, what mysterious relative is it this time?

[tscclace]

Clary Fray and Jace Herondale

City of Glass Quote

[babiestmunson]

when Joseph said "we're manipulative but we're so much fun" on these interviews yeah let's talk about it

[k1ng0fmyheart-deactivated202304]

jamie campbell bower smau

fc: taylor swift (takes place during rep era so we’re gonna pretend the whole k*mye situation happened in 2021 and she comes back in july 2022 so it can line up with s4 not completely but like..yk what you’ll get it when you read it bye

also!! i’ll make more with different era’s like lover, red tv, folkmore,etc maybe even with different people) ALSO this isn’t exactly like how taylor did the whole rep era introduction/comeback so as a swiftie please don’t drag me in the comments :)

yourinstagram

liked by, josephquinn, selena gomez, and 10.380.383 others

yourinstagram: there will be no explanation there will just be reputation. out now on all streaming platforms + lwymmd music video on youtube, stadium tour tickets are available in two weeks, oh and happy international snake day 🐍🖤

comments

bowerjamie: so proud of you darling 🖤

liked by yourinstagram

y/nfan2: MA’AM WHAT

sadiesink_: YOU CANT JUST DROP AN ENTIRE ALBUM AND A MUSIC VIDEO OUT OF NOWHERE AND EXPECT THE WORLD TO BE QUIET

milliebobbybrown: you’re an icon

selenagomez: EVEN I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS

y/nfan03: this will go down in history books trust me

bowerjamie

bowerjamie: so proud of you my love, everyone go stream reputation 🖤🐍

yourinstagram: i love you 🖤

^^ bowerjamie: i love you more

josephquinn: i was expecting a picture of you but this is fine ig

^^bowerjamie: mate feel free to flirt anywhere but in front of my girl

user38: THE EMOJIS JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND.

2 weeks later

yourinstagram

yourinstagram: atlanta you guys were amazing tonight! i love you all this was so much fun can’t wait for more 🖤🐍

bowerjamie: you were incredible darling 🖤

^^ yourinstagram: i love you j 🖤

user38: YOU KEPT LOOKING AT JAMIE DURINF DRESS AND GORGEOUS. YOU KEPT LOOKING AT JAMIE DURING DRESS AND GORGEOUS

^^ jamieandy/nfp: we’ve all heard how horny dress is right-

user483: GUYS SHE LOOKED AT ME. I REPEAT. THE Y/N Y/L/N LOOKED AT ME. OF ALL PEOPLE SHE LOOKED AT ME.

tags:

@widowswrld @wish-upona-starwp @peterparkersgirlfriend1

[fanficmemes]

That’s IT!!!! Comments and kudos aren’t enough anymore. I need to reach through the screen and kiss the author

[allegra-writes]

Reblog if you need readers to reach out through the screen and make out with you

[ruby-dragon]

Balenciaga Drabble

Vampire!Jamie x Fem!Reader

Warning: Blood

“What do you think about this?” Jamie hummed.  He was clad in all designer black that made the silver of his rings stand out even more and had a modern cape draped around his shoulders.  You gave an amused snort as you looked up from your phone.

“It’s very you.  Perfect really,” you grinned.  You were stretched across the chaise in the large, private dressing room, one leg dangling and swinging.

“I think so too,” he chuckled and beckoned the sales person closer.  “We’re going to need a little privacy, love, just charge everything to my card.  Along with whatever my little deviant picked out as well.”  You gave him an innocent look as he raised a brow in your direction.

“Of course, Sir,” they said before leaving you two alone.  You kicked off the black Balenciaga stilettos.  Bare feet padded against the smooth marble floor as you made your way over to him.

“I’m feeling a bit peckish,” he purred.  One arm wrapped around your waist to pull you close while his other hand swept your hair off your neck.

“By all means, we don’t want you going hungry,” you grinned as you tilted your head the best you could in his grip.  You could feel your heart beat faster, catching his white fangs extending out of the corner of your eye before you felt the sharp puncture.  Almost like a needle from a blood draw.  Sharp, sharp, sharp then dull as he pierced through the skin. You swore you could taste pennies in your mouth.

A soft moan escaped your lips as your fingers wrapped around the cape.  It last thirty seconds at the most, maybe a tad longer before he pulled away.  He kept a firm grip around your waist as licked most of the crimson droplets around his lips away.

“Delicious as always,” Jamie smirked.

“Missed a spot,” you whispered as you lifted your thumb to swipe away a left a behind scarlet drop that clung to the corner of his mouth then slipped the digit between his lips.  His eyes gave off a mischievous sparkle as he gently sucked it clean.

“Why thank you, my darling, you’re always so thoughtful,” he murmured as he took hold of your hand and pressed a kiss across your knuckles.

“I try my best.”  

He leaned down to swipe his tongue across the puncture wounds, using his salvia to heal them faster.  “Now then, let’s see the damage you’ve done to my finances today,” he teased.

“Hey, you get to feed from me whenever you want, the least you could do is keep me in cute and expensive clothes,” you teased.

[clandestine-nerd]

This. I need more of this. This is legendary.

[christystradlin-deactivated2024]

Live laugh love jamie campbell bower and Joseph quinn.

[nicostiel]

these two keep getting gayer and gayer with each other. that’s it, that’s the post.

[nicostiel]

#iconic

[plaguedocboi]

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

[bebx]

it’s funny because imagine what if one of the main reasons behind his telling Eleven that this place was a prison and he was a prisoner was because they made him a babysitter lmaoooo like his ass has to be dramatic I just can’t.

anyway this would be a hit comedy. Netflix hear me out

[cuethemulti]

001 was right. Every day we wake up, eat, work, get queerbaited, die

[demadogs]

stranger things 4 art by butcher billy

[starwarsrebels]

2.05 | 4.09 STRANGER THINGS

[andrew-garfielld]

NATALIA DYER as Nancy Wheeler in STRANGER THINGS 4 (2022)