Im Depressed, Anxious And Have A F(l)at Ass

Ahaha im back bitches - 23 - So Cal - CPPARC ‘25

[shobi-enzo]

Even as a kid, i have always find this satisfying to look at.

[catchymemes]

[pinecone246]

This episode was truly a banger I’m so ready to confuse everyone in my life by constantly saying “I’m merobiba”

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

fucking hate thar when you go to uni you have to actually do and turn in work like some kind of seventh grader. you should be able to just listen to the lecture & vibe

[wilwheaton]

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[jv]

I will miss you if they finally realize about you, Tumblr dot com the website and app Twitter account. You shined bright, you magnificent being.

[noctude]

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[amphetamine-keen]

okay, but wait.

The reason that @staff 's most recent and hilarious venture (read: two meaningless checkmarks that might be crabs) works so well, isn't just because they tapped into our desire to be obnoxious.

Tumblr has never had any sort of verification status. Wil Weaton, Neil Gaiman, and Lynda Carter are here, and we know they're here. (Madona is too iirc, but she doesn't seem to participate in the community the same way the other examples do)

They provide verification the same way that redditors do when they host an AMA. They just give evidence that they are who they say they are, and we're like "cool" and that's it!

So when Tumblr introduced their checkmarks and implemented them pretty much EXACTLY like Twitter did, it wasn't changing a pre-existing function of the site. On Tumblr, celebrities are part of the community. They're someone you can tag and expect a response like 20% of the time.

Unlike Twitter, where there seemed to be a divide between verified users and regular ones.

I dunno, those are just my thoughts. Staff is also just tapping into our innate urge to be obnoxious and annoying, which I appreciate. They get us.

[naivan]

[shadgandel]

everybody in the notes

[catnippackets]

for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun

[yellowpie]

[only-tiktoks]

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

"We find ourselves in weird situations all the time. We get out of weird situations all the time too. You know, it's rumored that Houdini would dislocate his shoulder to get out of a straitjacket. But that's not true, he didn't actually do that. You don't have to hurt yourself to wiggle out of strange and odd conditions. You really have to be a little bit flexible. If you're willing to make mistakes… to look a little foolish in public sometimes… if you're willing to experience a little bit of discomfort… The thing is, with resistance, flexibility, and willingness, there are no inescapable situations."

[aqueerkettleofish]

This is a very powerful life hack.

[sailor-rinn]

[pekingopera]

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