[hjartasalt]

Btw I've gone down a dark path and embraced an evil lifestyle in case anyone feels like cancelling me

[bgm05]

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[rocktheholygrail]

The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[galaxywarp]

obsessed w this fucking tweet

[meatsound]

bigs my me at you

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Creature

[trangoldin]

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[chaser]

We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

[chaser]

Alrighty then

[chaser]

Yea that's fair

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[imathers]

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[cryptotheism]

I was on 40mg of Adderall for about 18 months. One of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. That shit had me starting a financial history podcast. I was fighting Tumblr battles phone in the shower shivering under hot water.

[plumslices]