(not) The official Clara Schumann

Music is the song of the soul.

[siyahinsimyasi]

[classical-crap]

I’M SORRY

[saint-saens-official]

He looks like a barmaid I met in a care once and I …..I’ve gone to a weird place

[official-claraschumann]

this.. this is … what do I do after seeing this can someone please just help me

[fredericchopin-official]

@dmitrishostakovich-official i can’t believe i have to kinkshame you TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU :(

[dmitrishostakovich-official]

WHO MADE THIS AND WHY STOP

[claraschumann-official]

Oh dear...

[claraschumann-official]

Remember to practice MINDFULLY!

[die-erlkoenigin]

For anon asking for some Bobbert and Clara :3c

[robertschumann-official]

@claraschumann-official @official-claraschumann @official-robertschumann !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[claraschumann-official]

oh my!!! 

[claraschumann-official]

I appears to me that there are now two bobberts... for both claras i assume? 

[johannesbrahms-official]

Modern technology continues to baffle me. How do you forget a conversation because I think I may be scarred for life

[fredericchopin-official]

it’s kinkshame time

[johannesbrahms-official]

I hope you mean for “Cutiipie-601” and not me.

[fredericchopin-official]

obviously why would i kinkshame you when you literally did nothing wrong

[edvardgrieg-official]

I feel like a creep in an office somewhere is just making an army of these things with the same messages

[antoniosalieri-official]

One of these…things…messaged me. I successfully scared mine off with a huge chunk of Amadeus quotes though.

[claraschumann-official]

*Sigh* modern technology is so daunting. 

[official-robertschumann]

why is there dank meme what is dank meme. was the roof leaky does it need a towel

[edvardgrieg-official]

And what is this… SpongeRobert QuadrilateralTrousers you speak of

[henrypurcell-official]

@edvardgrieg-official @official-robertschumann You need to get down with the kids. Honestly. I’m older than you and I’m doing it.

[official-robertschumann]

i don’t need to get down all taller than me nowadays

[edvardgrieg-official]

Everyone is too tall. What are these #tallpeopleproblems you speak of how can being tall be a problem

[official-robertschumann]

first u accuse me of having quadrilateral shaped trousers now u expect me to know things u know what ask a tall person eddy!!!!!!!!! how can i answer this question when i onLY 20.5 CENTIMETRES TALL

[henrypurcell-official]

*sigh* You’ll never learn.

[official-robertschumann]

fuk u honky i read many thing i am very Knowledge and i write gOOD THINGS OKIE

[henrypurcell-official]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME HONKY

FIGHT ME, BOBBERT

[official-robertschumann]

 yes it uR NAME

I NOT FITING OVER UR BIRTH CERTIFICATE HONKY

[henrypurcell-official]

I can’t believe you claim to be very Knowledge when you don’t even know who SpongeBob is

[official-robertschumann]

stOP calling me a spongey me, honestly it always the same first eddy n now honky??????? unbelievable

[henrypurcell-official]

YOU aren’t spongy. It’s the name of a popular cartoon protagonist.

[official-robertschumann]

excuse me i am not a carton tune protagonist i use pianos aCTUALLY

[henrypurcell-official]

YOU AREN’T SPONGEBOB. SPONGEBOB IS A SEPARATE PERSON THAT ISN’T YOU.

[official-robertschumann]

THEN WHY WE HAV THE SAME NAME??????

STOP LYING TO ME HONKY I KNOW DE TRUTH

[henrypurcell-official]

GUESS WHAT

PEOPLE CAN HAVE THE SAME NAMES AND NOT BE THE SAME PEOPLE

FOR INSTANCE, I AM NOT HENRY VII

HENRY VII IS NOT HENRY VIII

IT’S A BASIC CONCEPT BOBBERT

[official-robertschumann]

no that because ur name is hONKY

GET IT TOGETHER HONKY

[robertschumann-official]

What’s all this about me having quadrilateral trousers I am confused and afraid

[official-robertschumann]

bob!!!!! it is very Emergency we are being FALSE ACCUSATED of having carton tunes and being SPONGEY SPONGES send help quickly

[robertschumann-official]

@official-claraschumann BOTH BOBS KINDLY REQUEST YOU TO FIGHT THESE LIARS

[official-claraschumann]

NEITHER BOB IS A SPONGE WTF FIGHT ME YOU LYING FIENDS

[henrypurcell-official]

I KNOW

WE’VE FINISHED EXPLAINING THIS PLS CALM

[claraschumann-official]

What is a carton tune 

[official-claraschumann]

a tune for cartons obvs god clara get it together

[claraschumann-official]

Sydney Carton? from Charles Dicken’s great novel?? 

[official-robertschumann]

why is there dank meme what is dank meme. was the roof leaky does it need a towel

[edvardgrieg-official]

And what is this… SpongeRobert QuadrilateralTrousers you speak of

[henrypurcell-official]

@edvardgrieg-official @official-robertschumann You need to get down with the kids. Honestly. I’m older than you and I’m doing it.

[official-robertschumann]

i don’t need to get down all taller than me nowadays

[edvardgrieg-official]

Everyone is too tall. What are these #tallpeopleproblems you speak of how can being tall be a problem

[official-robertschumann]

first u accuse me of having quadrilateral shaped trousers now u expect me to know things u know what ask a tall person eddy!!!!!!!!! how can i answer this question when i onLY 20.5 CENTIMETRES TALL

[henrypurcell-official]

*sigh* You’ll never learn.

[official-robertschumann]

fuk u honky i read many thing i am very Knowledge and i write gOOD THINGS OKIE

[henrypurcell-official]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME HONKY

FIGHT ME, BOBBERT

[official-robertschumann]

 yes it uR NAME

I NOT FITING OVER UR BIRTH CERTIFICATE HONKY

[henrypurcell-official]

I can’t believe you claim to be very Knowledge when you don’t even know who SpongeBob is

[official-robertschumann]

stOP calling me a spongey me, honestly it always the same first eddy n now honky??????? unbelievable

[henrypurcell-official]

YOU aren’t spongy. It’s the name of a popular cartoon protagonist.

[official-robertschumann]

excuse me i am not a carton tune protagonist i use pianos aCTUALLY

[henrypurcell-official]

YOU AREN’T SPONGEBOB. SPONGEBOB IS A SEPARATE PERSON THAT ISN’T YOU.

[official-robertschumann]

THEN WHY WE HAV THE SAME NAME??????

STOP LYING TO ME HONKY I KNOW DE TRUTH

[henrypurcell-official]

GUESS WHAT

PEOPLE CAN HAVE THE SAME NAMES AND NOT BE THE SAME PEOPLE

FOR INSTANCE, I AM NOT HENRY VII

HENRY VII IS NOT HENRY VIII

IT’S A BASIC CONCEPT BOBBERT

[official-robertschumann]

no that because ur name is hONKY

GET IT TOGETHER HONKY

[robertschumann-official]

What’s all this about me having quadrilateral trousers I am confused and afraid

[official-robertschumann]

bob!!!!! it is very Emergency we are being FALSE ACCUSATED of having carton tunes and being SPONGEY SPONGES send help quickly

[robertschumann-official]

@official-claraschumann BOTH BOBS KINDLY REQUEST YOU TO FIGHT THESE LIARS

[official-claraschumann]

NEITHER BOB IS A SPONGE WTF FIGHT ME YOU LYING FIENDS

[henrypurcell-official]

I KNOW

WE’VE FINISHED EXPLAINING THIS PLS CALM

[claraschumann-official]

What is a carton tune 

[henrypurcell-official]

A cartoon is an animated show. Most of them are aimed at children, but adults enjoy them too.

So it’s like, tons of drawings put together and the effect looks like the drawings are moving. There are often voice-overs which tell a story.

[claraschumann-official]

moving drawings? oh dear... a bit too much for dear old clara to wrap her mind around 

[official-robertschumann]

why is there dank meme what is dank meme. was the roof leaky does it need a towel

[edvardgrieg-official]

And what is this… SpongeRobert QuadrilateralTrousers you speak of

[henrypurcell-official]

@edvardgrieg-official @official-robertschumann You need to get down with the kids. Honestly. I’m older than you and I’m doing it.

[official-robertschumann]

i don’t need to get down all taller than me nowadays

[edvardgrieg-official]

Everyone is too tall. What are these #tallpeopleproblems you speak of how can being tall be a problem

[official-robertschumann]

first u accuse me of having quadrilateral shaped trousers now u expect me to know things u know what ask a tall person eddy!!!!!!!!! how can i answer this question when i onLY 20.5 CENTIMETRES TALL

[henrypurcell-official]

*sigh* You’ll never learn.

[official-robertschumann]

fuk u honky i read many thing i am very Knowledge and i write gOOD THINGS OKIE

[henrypurcell-official]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME HONKY

FIGHT ME, BOBBERT

[official-robertschumann]

 yes it uR NAME

I NOT FITING OVER UR BIRTH CERTIFICATE HONKY

[henrypurcell-official]

I can’t believe you claim to be very Knowledge when you don’t even know who SpongeBob is

[official-robertschumann]

stOP calling me a spongey me, honestly it always the same first eddy n now honky??????? unbelievable

[henrypurcell-official]

YOU aren’t spongy. It’s the name of a popular cartoon protagonist.

[official-robertschumann]

excuse me i am not a carton tune protagonist i use pianos aCTUALLY

[henrypurcell-official]

YOU AREN’T SPONGEBOB. SPONGEBOB IS A SEPARATE PERSON THAT ISN’T YOU.

[official-robertschumann]

THEN WHY WE HAV THE SAME NAME??????

STOP LYING TO ME HONKY I KNOW DE TRUTH

[henrypurcell-official]

GUESS WHAT

PEOPLE CAN HAVE THE SAME NAMES AND NOT BE THE SAME PEOPLE

FOR INSTANCE, I AM NOT HENRY VII

HENRY VII IS NOT HENRY VIII

IT’S A BASIC CONCEPT BOBBERT

[official-robertschumann]

no that because ur name is hONKY

GET IT TOGETHER HONKY

[robertschumann-official]

What’s all this about me having quadrilateral trousers I am confused and afraid

[official-robertschumann]

bob!!!!! it is very Emergency we are being FALSE ACCUSATED of having carton tunes and being SPONGEY SPONGES send help quickly

[robertschumann-official]

@official-claraschumann BOTH BOBS KINDLY REQUEST YOU TO FIGHT THESE LIARS

[official-claraschumann]

NEITHER BOB IS A SPONGE WTF FIGHT ME YOU LYING FIENDS

[henrypurcell-official]

I KNOW

WE’VE FINISHED EXPLAINING THIS PLS CALM

[claraschumann-official]

What is a carton tune 

[percyaldridgegrainger-official]

GERMANS/AUSTRIANS FIGHT

The French won’t fight so I’m taking a different path

@hildegardvonbingen-official @tacobell-pachelbel-official @georgphilipptelemann-official @jsbach-official @georg-fred-handel-official @josephhaydn-official @wolfgangamadeusmozart-official @vanbeethoven-official @johannhummel-official @franzschubert-official @cmvonweber-official @franzwilhelmferling-official @fannyhensel-official @felixmendelssohn-official @robertschumann-official @richardwagner-official @official-claraschumann @official-anton-bruckner @straussii-official @johannesbrahms-official @official-richardstrauss @schoenberg-official @paul-hindemith-official

YEAH FIGHT LETS GO

[tacobell-pachelbel-official]

Why did you get @claraschumann-official involved? We’re all gonna die now thx fam.

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

@mahler-official bc someone ignored bae again

[mahler-official]

wwwhhhhaaAAAAAytt….

[fannyhensel-official]

Don’t upset Mahler, have you SEEN that hammer?

[puccini-official]

Originally posted by wifflegif

Seriously, nobody’s going to touch that?

[fannyhensel-official]

/:

[claraschumann-official]

Fighting??!!?!?

[kassia-official]

Composer Canon Idea

So I just recently found out that the Mendelssohns and the Schumanns were family friends so I have this dream that the Mendlessohn-Jeanrenauds, the Hensels, and the Schumanns would go on triple dinner dates where the only topics of discussion would be how great Bach was and who was the best pianist in the room.

On some evenings, Felix and Wilhelm Hensel would try too hard at pictionary, much to everyone’s chagrin, and Cécile Jenrenaud, after having a few too many, would accidentally sing the Marseillaise.

@felixmendelssohn-official @fannyhensel-official @robertschumann-official @claraschumann-official @official-claraschumann

[official-claraschumann]

YES

[hexaviolet]

@historical-shipping should write a thing 

[scriabin-official]

INDEED CÉCILE WAS SO GREAT THOSE 24 PRELUDES AND FUGUES

…I’LL, I’LL SEE MYSELF OUT

[robertschumann-official]

can you like maybe chill for 2 seconds felix was not in love with js bach i should know i’m like his best friend

[scriabin-official]

HE TOTALLY IS

[felixmendelssohn-official]

Oh this again…

[claraschumann-official]

:) i approve

[classical-crap]

I was reading a book about composers, and at the end of each chapter I wrote a one sentence summary of each composer. these are the sentences.

ludwig van beethoven: angry dude who had no care for social norms

franz schubert: short poet with very supportive friends

hector berlioz: early romantic who could barely play an instrument, created the modern orchestra, was overly-jealous and borderline-insane, and dissected stuff

robert schumann: emo piano critic

frederic chopin: the paganini of piano who got turned on by female voices apparently

franz liszt: ego ego ego ego and warts

felix mendelssohn: jewish german dude–fun combo

richard wagner: God according to himself and hitler

johannes brahms: testy guy who wrote “beethoven’s 10th” (CLARAAA!!!!)

hugo wolf: sort of a failure who went insane. sadness

richard strauss: he liked money and was obedient to his wife 

peter tchaikovsky: sad homosexual russian man

[classical-crap]

I was reading a book about composers, and at the end of each chapter I wrote a one sentence summary of each composer. these are the sentences.

ludwig van beethoven: angry dude who had no care for social norms

franz schubert: short poet with very supportive friends

hector berlioz: early romantic who could barely play an instrument, created the modern orchestra, was overly-jealous and borderline-insane, and dissected stuff

robert schumann: emo piano critic

frederic chopin: the paganini of piano who got turned on by female voices apparently

franz liszt: ego ego ego ego and warts

felix mendelssohn: jewish german dude–fun combo

richard wagner: God according to himself and hitler

johannes brahms: testy guy who wrote “beethoven’s 10th” (CLARAAA!!!!)

hugo wolf: sort of a failure who went insane. sadness

richard strauss: he liked money and was obedient to his wife 

peter tchaikovsky: sad homosexual russian man

[mozart-effect]

[mozart-effect]

Happy Birthday to Brahms (1833) & Tchaikovsky (1840)!

“These two great composers were born on the same day, seven years apart, and it is known that they could not stand each other. It is fun to learn what happens when two fine composers of different temperaments first meet. One account is by the hostess of their original meeting, Anna Brodsky (from ‘Recollections of a Russian Home: A Musician’s Experiences’, by Anna Brodsky, Manchester, 1904):

“Brodsky asked him how he liked Brahms’ trio. ‘Don’t be angry with me, my dear friend,’ was Tchaikovsky’s reply, ‘But I did not like it.’

– Liviu Craciun, CMUSE

[wolfgangamadeusmozart-official]

Happy birthday to @johannesbrahms-official and @tchaikovsky-official

[claraschumann-official]

Oh, Happy Birthday to my dear companion @johannesbrahms-official! <3<3<3

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! 

[dotted-half-note]

tag yourself

[fannyhensel-official]

@claraschumann-official @official-claraschumann @hildegardvonbingen-official @kassia-official @barbarastrozzi-official @cecilechaminade-official

[claraschumann-official]

:)

[fannyhensel-official]

@felixmendelssohn-official dear brother, how are you these days? (Hopefully, recovered from the fanfiction)

[felixmendelssohn-official]

One can never truly recover from such things that are fanfictions. But I’ve been better, thank you for asking, dear sister. I’ve been busy so I couldn’t dedicate too much time on this site, and I have yet returned to my project (I don’t think I can for another month). But enough about me, how are you, dear sister?

[fannyhensel-official]

Busy as well, I understand your plight! I’m trying to stay caught up on what the composers are up to, despite this.

[felixmendelssohn-official]

I am too, but it’s a struggle to keep tabs on 70 odd composers.

[claraschumann-official]

Sheet music: mf

Trumpets: mega forte

Trumpets: seems legit