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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
Neurospicy was an ancient form of divination which involved slaughtering an animal and examining its brain. (Compare the similar practice of haruspicy, in which the liver/entrails were examined.) A practicioner of neurospicy was known as a neurospex.
Damn I gotta catch up with the three weed smoking girlfriends comic
20 claisscical music composers
I like when an article thumbnail features a pic of a woman conductor, as it is the closest I will get to living in a world where newspapers write feel-good human-interest stories about a local witch who is proud to show off her new spell.
1. Shi-Yeon Sung, 2. Alondra de la Parra,
3. Anu Tali, 4. Lidyia Yankovskaya
5. Alondra de la Parra (again), 6. Tianyi Lu
7. Nezhat Amiri, 8. Xian Zhang,
9. Alba Bomfim, 10. Xiaoying Zheng
(with thanks to Google Image and Wiki)
Do you sell Raisin Brahms???
yeah
Franz Schubert ( 31 January 1797 - 19 November 1828 )
Happy Birthday, Franz!!!!
i have arisen from the dead
@official-robert-schumann I love you more
No, i love you more❤️
no, I love you more 💖 💓
No, i love you more 💖💗❤️
no, I love you more 💓💗❤️💝
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No i love you more ❤️💓💕💖💗💞
raiding area 51 so i can find nannerl mozart’s lost compositions
Brahms x reader
You ever see art based on fanfic and think "my god they breathed life into words!" Well I can now sympathise. Sort of....... I saw a gorgeous sketch of a clean Brahms in a tux and I couldn't get this scene outta my mind. The music they're hearing is the Summer portion of Vivaldi's 4 seasons concerto if anyone's curious. Anyways............
You cautiously cracked open the door to the large room just a tiny bit. Plaintive violin notes drifted out to where you stood, the tune familiar but only just.
You had no idea why Brahms had asked you dress up but you had. You felt foolish standing there by the music room looking this fancy. Especially when the transgressor who had asked looked and smelled like he hadn't seen water in EVER!
Steeling yourself you opened the door…… and felt absolute dumbfounded confusion.
The lights were off but the dim glowing light of candles cast a warm gentle fuzzy sheen. The furniture had been pushed away towards the walls. But that wasn’t the most noticeable change in the room.
A man stood in the middle, his back towards you. Tall, very tall, with broad shoulders which tapered into a slender waist accentuated by a clean black tux. Long, lean legs towered this man before you.
You practically drooled.
Who was this? Brahms was gonna have kittens!
“H-he-hello??” you stuttered.
The man’s shoulders stiffened. A child’s voice rang out “Y/N.” The man’s head slowly turned. The light was too dim to tell what his face looked like but you knew. Somehow you knew…….. It couldn’t be……. Could it?
The man turned his body, lithe and graceful as an antelope, yet slow as if time itself was trembling to a halt. At least that’s what it felt like to you. Brahms.
The candlelight kissed his porcelain mask flashing glints of fire. You felt the sad cry of the violin pulling in your blood, like gravity, towards this man. Your mouth suddenly felt like it was full of cotton and your jaw slackened. He was beautiful.
The full thatch of unruly hair on his head looked clean and soft as it curled over the edge of his mask. You had no idea where the Amish beard had gone but you weren’t sorry to see it go! He stood tensely leaning more on one foot than the other, the fingers of his right hand toying with the ring finger of his left. Dim light made the wet sclera of his eyes appear molten. He looked……. Nervous.
“You…… you’re clean Brahms. You….. It…… looks nice. I didn’t know you had a suit like that? You seemed like a sweater guy to me.” He didn’t answer. You were babbling. You knew you were babbling. Apparently he did too.
Tilting his head, the action making sparks of light slide along his mask, he regarded you. “See? I can be a good boy Y/N.” his voice was a man’s rough sigh.
Standing straight now, the violins shrill cry tickling your eardrums, he reached out his hand, palm up, trusting.
“Would you like to dance?”
I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A CHARACTER CALLED BRAHMS AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT THE COMPOSER OH MY GOD
I'll have you know composer x composer fics exist on AO3
like hello may I introduce you to some shitty mozart x beethoven porn
please don't tell me that none of you remember that chopin smut that the official-composer blogs were circulating a few years ago
IT WAS MENDELSSOHN/BACH PORN YOU ABSOLUTE MANIACS
same energy
remember, ladies, before you say or do anything, to ask yourself: is this something that would get me diagnosed with female hysteria and locked in the attic by my relatives in the 19th and early 20th century? and if the answer is yes, proceed
hildegard von bingen wrote “we cannot live in a world that is interpreted for us by others. an interpreted world is not a home. part of the terror is to take back our own listening. to use our own voice. to see our own light.” she wrote part of the terror is to take back our own listening
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why fight over who gets to be the third B when you can have FOUR Bs
Four Bois
Yis