SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSEāS REACTION.
āWhat are you saying?ā
āYou broke my heart!ā
āI donāt love you.ā
āYouāre beautiful when you smile.ā
āIām just a fuck up.ā
āI think I accidentally walked into a gay bar.ā
āI wonāt call you.ā
āYouāre making this harder than it has to be.ā
āIām not breaking up with you.ā
āYouāre breaking up with me.ā
āThatās so cliche.ā
āI think Iām sick.ā
āIām a little drunk.ā
āStop making this so hard.ā
āAre you following me?ā
āThereās no such thing as a sexy bathroom.ā
āIām not ticklish.ā
āIf you poke me one more time, Iām going to punch you.ā
āOn a scale from one to Romeo and Juliet, how bad was that story?ā
āYou canāt lie to me.ā
āThis is the worst idea ever.ā
āYouāre being ridiculous.ā
āI donāt eat chocolate.ā
āI said no, that means no.ā
āCome watch the stars with me.ā
āItās totally a date.ā
āYour kiss is like poison.ā
āIām not leaving this bed.ā
āIām never showing my face to the outside world again.ā
āThat was so embarrassing.āĀ
āThereās so much idiocy in this room.ā
āYou make it hard to breath.ā
āWe could always just get wasted.ā
āCome play video games with me.ā
āCome have a Netflix date with me.ā
āDo you even hear what youāre saying?ā
āIām not good with small children.ā
āIf I never teach my kids how to shoot a marshmallow shooter, I have failed as a parent.ā
āIām pretty sure thatās my shirt.ā
āWe could always just make out?ā
āI have a date with an ice cream carton and on demand movies.ā
āGive me a chance. Or at least like, half a chance.ā
āYouāre acting all Edward Cullen-ish, and itās making me uncomfortable.ā
āWe could always play truth or dare?ā
āYouāre on a roll tonight, arenāt you?ā
āYouāre a problem.ā
āIād be so content with never seeing you again.ā
āI think I saw you in a dream once.ā
āIf I had to choose between talking to you and having to eat a cup of screws, Iād probably still go with the screws.ā
āI didnāt mean to break it.ā
āI donāt know, but I probably had sex with him/her.ā
āStop being a judgy asshole.ā
āI canāt control that!ā
āThis was a natural response.ā