hannah / 20 / rhode island @clarinets-and-kitty-cats - Tumblr Blog

I hate hate HATE that I require so much reassurance like things could be going perfectly fine but there’s always a part of me that believes that all of it is a lie

stegozavr

cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part

yourbigsisnissi

any kids i have will be spoiled rotten with love. just covered in love and support and acceptance and encouragement

somespicyshrimp

me at 14: like maybe im a lil gay but i’m not gonna let that define me im so much more than my sexuality like i can be straight if i try really hard

me now:

#omg #this was actually me in high school i’m stressed

tastefullyoffensive

jovan

Twitter is a different universe

hoebutmadefashion

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life

thebestoftumbling

Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

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His face before he slams it

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kizutsuku

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

aaays-and-bees

He destroyed it

starwarsgraphictee

All I get at my Cold Stone is some teenager that rolls their eyes when I ask for a brownie in my ice cream

mudwerks

(via 🔥 Young condor 🔥)

feministism

catchomps

fuggu

he dropped his eyes

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON

anxietyproblem

juxtp0se

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

goddamnshinyrock

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.