Cheesy Pick Up Line Starters
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boy/Girlfriend material.”
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
“If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”
“Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
“Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
“I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.”
“I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
“Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.”
“Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.”
“I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!”
“Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.”
“You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”
“You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!”