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My child: Why is my sister's name Rose

Me: Because your mother loves roses

My child: Thanks, dad

Me: No problem That one scene in Mark of Athena where Annabeth teaches Frank how Chinese handcuffs work

Natasha Gavinson, Daughter of Hermes / Lizzie Clayton, Mortal / Cameron Harrison, Son of Apollo

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sadie “rules are made to be broken” kane

Godly Parents Quizzes

Godly parents quizzes are like:

Where’s your favourite place to be?

A. The Beach

B. A Library

C. A Battlefield

D. The Sun

Adam: So, the Norse gods are real, one of them's my mum and I'm dead

Poppy: WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE

*via iris message*

Lizzie: Hello, yes 999 I just ate a very mouldy blueberry by mistake and I'd like my tongue removed

Cameron: 999? You mean 911?

Lizzie: I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I'd be a little bit scuppered since I liVE IN ENGLAND AND IT'S AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE

I need more Jeyna friendship in my life.

My 6 PJO OCs aesthetics in order

Natasha Gavinson, Daughter of Hermes

Cameron Harrison, Son of Apollo

Elizabeth “Lizzie” Clayton, Mortal

Jaymie Mazur, Daughter of Nike, Hunter of Artemis

Kevin-James “KJ/Cage” Montgomery, Legacy of Venus

Ember Springelm, Satyr

Ranking of Riordanverse characters

Cameron: Would you date a guy that’s shorter than you?

Lizzie: No

Cameron: That’s pretty shallow of you

Lizzie: I’m gay, Cam

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