this bitch empty

Pat | He/Him

[electricsheepdoctor]

Every time I type "liek" instead of "like" I can feel the specter of mid-2000s memes passing through me like someone walking over my grave.

[electricsheepdoctor]

In my restless dreams, I see him.

[an-ruraiocht]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[segamascott]

[weirdplutoprince]

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

[miyukihoshizora]

[ammnontet]

the ghoul

[brucespringsteencomments]

[trans-asajjventress]

This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet

[mageoff]

saw the og image and blacked out sorry

[revilloutionaire]

nutty putty saionji stuck in plato’s allegorical cave

[itsmissing]

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

[thoschei]

[amethystsoda]

[sexchangedotcom]

aborted phoebe bridgers voice: you wouldve been in a band when i was born if i was born

[zamagi]

how did they know

[sourcreammachine]

john raul porge and gringo