summary: sanjiâs swapped bodies with nami. Zoro obviously has issues with this.
The first thing Zoro notices is that something is wrong.
Not visibly wrongâanyone with eyes can see that already. The whole situation is wrong. Bodies swapped, voices mismatched, the crew louder than usual about it. That part is obvious.
No, what throws him is quieter than that.
Itâs the way his attention keeps catching.
Heâll be halfway through sharpening his swords, steady, rhythmic, the scrape of steel groundingâwhen movement pulls his gaze up without permission. And there he isâSanji, except notâleaning against the railing in Namiâs body, posture just a little too loose, a little too familiar. Like he doesnât belong in that shape, and yet somehow fills it anyway.
Zoro clicks his tongue, drags the whetstone harder than necessary. Looks back down.
Doesnât matter. Shouldnât matter.
Because it keeps happening.
Sanji moves differently than Nami ever wouldâless careful, less aware of the weight of attention. Thereâs none of her calculated distance, none of the way she controls a room. Instead, thereâs this careless sprawl, this irritating ease, like heâs comfortable in a body that should make him self-conscious.
And worseâhe keeps getting close.
Zoro doesnât look up. âGet lost.â
But the voice comes from right there, too close to his ear, warm and teasing. âYouâve been real quiet. Missing me already?â
Thereâs a shift of weight. Then suddenly Sanji is stepping between his legs, like itâs nothing, like itâs natural, bracing a hand on the mast just over Zoroâs shoulder.
Zoroâs grip tightens on the hilt in his hand.
It doesnât register at firstânot consciously. Just that something has slotted into place in a way that shouldnât make sense but does. Like this is a position theyâve occupied a hundred times before, even if it isnât.
Zoro exhales sharply, annoyed at himself more than anything, and finally looks up.
Because itâs Sanjiâhe knows it is. That stupid eyebrow, that infuriating smirk barely contained in a face that isnât his. But itâs layered over something else now, something that shouldnât be part of this equation at all, and Zoroâs brain stumbles trying to separate it.
Heâs never looked at Nami like that.
âGet out of my space,â Zoro mutters, voice rougher than he intends.
Sanji grins, clearly pleased. âMake me.â
Itâs a game to him. Of course it is. Pushing, provoking, seeing how far he can go before Zoro snaps. Same as always.
Onlyâit isnât the same.
Zoro shoves him back, harder than necessary. Sanji stumbles a step, then laughs, bright and sharp.
âAw, whatâs wrong?â he goads. âYou getting shy now?â
Zoro stands, abruptly, sheathing his sword with a click that feels louder than it should. âYouâre annoying,â he says flatly, and walks past him.
The rest of the day, heâs off.
He misses cues in training, swings a fraction too late, misjudges distance. His focus keeps slipping, dragged back to the same point over and over again like a compass needle that refuses to settle.
Sanji in Namiâs body, moving like himself, acting like himself, and Zoroâ
Zoro is aware of him in a way that crawls under his skin.
It shouldnât matter what body heâs in. Itâs still the same idiot cook. Same loud mouth, same habits, sameâ
Something twists in his gut.
Because thatâs not entirely true, is it?
Thereâs something stripped bare in this, something that makes it harder to ignore the pieces Zoro usually doesnât look at too closely. The way Sanji always steps in first when things get bad. The way he watches the crew when he thinks no one notices. The way his presence is just⌠there, constant and inevitable.
Zoro has always known that.
Across the deck, Sanji is watching him now. Not with his usual exaggerated annoyance, not with that performative irritation they both fall into like breathing.
Zoro being weird is a novelty all on its own, and Sanji leans into it with everything heâs got. He crowds him more, drapes himself over spaces he knows Zoro occupies, deliberately brushes past him in ways that should get a rise out of him.
And they doâbut not the way he expects.
Zoro doesnât snap the same. Doesnât bite back as quick. Sometimes he just⌠freezes, like something short-circuits, and then pulls away entirely, distant and sharp-edged in a way that feels different from their usual friction.
He leans in too close again later, bracketing Zoro against the wall this time, grin already formingâ
Because Zoro isnât reacting.
Not pushing him away. Not insulting him. Not even glaring, really.
Not at the body. Not at the face.
Sanjiâs chest tightens, unexpectedly.
ââŚOi,â he says, quieter than he means to. âWhatâs your problem?â
Zoro blinks, like heâs just been caught somewhere he shouldnât be. His expression shutters almost immediately, something closing off.
Sanji knows him better than that.
And for the first time since this whole thing started, the game⌠shifts.
Because that lookâthat momentâ
It was something Sanji doesnât have a name for, not one heâs ever needed to use with Zoro before.
And suddenly, the space between them feels a lot smaller than it used to.
But because, for the first time, heâs not entirely sure what heâs playing at anymoreâand whether he actually wants to win.