claropsita’s fiancée

a painter that doesn’t paint

[huffylemon]

[depsidase]

[mushroomcaphat]

"no kink in public don't walk your partner on a leash where other people might see" and just let him run into the fucking road??????

[everythingstarstuff]

[phoneticmeow]

[phoneticmeow]

Okay the funniest thing about this is that everyone’s saying I’m taking away his space by putting things in the window

He has this entire one right next to it with a blankie and he uses it exclusively for people watching. He really only goes to the other window when he decides to be A Menace

Also his name is Banjo

He as a stroller

[amygdalae]

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

[orangerainforest]

[oliviawebsite]

if you imagine this isnt about basketball then this headline depicts an intriguing development in a factional war to decide the fate of our world

[firstfullmoon]

Alex Dimitrov, from “Living in Time” [ID in ALT]

[superhelldeactivated]

"<3" is so versatile she's like a girlfriend to me

[grrlpet-deactivated20260120]

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

[snoppy]

In the club yawning

[simulationswarm]

some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever

[toocooltobeforgotten]

[softichill]

[wlwvintage]

Girlfriends sun bathing, Durlandgen by Collier Schorr, 1995.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[beardedmrbean]

[brightlotusmoon]