Neito

Greetings, all, it is I, Neito Monoma, here to upstage the Class A RABBLE by creating a tumblr account!

[class-b-is-class-better]

Neito Monoma, at your service.

16.

Phantom Theif.

Send to me your asks, so I may grace you with my presence!

OOC// hello everyone, simple rules, dont be gross or weird and dont be a dick to the mod

This monoma is a tad bit meaner than the average, but cares deep down about his classmates

Yes you can be rude to the CHARACTER just not to me myself Alright Ive decided this is actually more of an au than anything else atp with the dickishness from monoma contact mod at mreman123 on discord

[class-b-is-class-better]

You seem as if you could be quite useful to my parents orginazation.

(@childofthehassaikai)

Oh? Do tell.

[childofthehassaikai]

The Shie Hassaikai could benefit greatly from you. Nobody will put you down or tell your your quirk is evil and I'm sure you'd get along greatly with Uncle Rappa. Please, consider joining us. I could also.. use someone there who's around my age. It gets quite lonely there.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Allow me to think on it. I shall come back to you to deliver my verdict.

[childofthehassaikai]

I appreciate you considering my proposal. I do advise you to join. And if you decide you don't wish to.. could we be acquaintances?

[class-b-is-class-better]

I hold no qualms about acquaintance-ship!

[childofthehassaikai]

Thank you. My name is Kage Kurosaki by the way. Son of Overhaul and Chronostasis. I'm pleased haven't objected a potential friendship. It's nice to have someone my age to talk to.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Okay so I was never the best at biology, but how exactly did you come into being? Something does not add up here.

[childofthehassaikai]

(@jollywasnthere their OC, Dr. Emi Puregu (pronounced mpreg) is literally how I rationalized Kage's existence)

My parents got hit with an.. odd quirk and my mother, Chronostasis was affected by it. Since they didn't know my mother had the quirk, my parents.. had sex without protection and then all of a sudden Chronostasis was pregnant with me.

[class-b-is-class-better]

that. Is absolutely hilarious.

[class-b-is-class-better]

You seem as if you could be quite useful to my parents orginazation.

(@childofthehassaikai)

Oh? Do tell.

[childofthehassaikai]

The Shie Hassaikai could benefit greatly from you. Nobody will put you down or tell your your quirk is evil and I'm sure you'd get along greatly with Uncle Rappa. Please, consider joining us. I could also.. use someone there who's around my age. It gets quite lonely there.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Allow me to think on it. I shall come back to you to deliver my verdict.

[childofthehassaikai]

I appreciate you considering my proposal. I do advise you to join. And if you decide you don't wish to.. could we be acquaintances?

[class-b-is-class-better]

I hold no qualms about acquaintance-ship!

[childofthehassaikai]

Thank you. My name is Kage Kurosaki by the way. Son of Overhaul and Chronostasis. I'm pleased haven't objected a potential friendship. It's nice to have someone my age to talk to.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Okay so I was never the best at biology, but how exactly did you come into being? Something does not add up here.

[class-b-is-class-better]

You seem as if you could be quite useful to my parents orginazation.

(@childofthehassaikai)

Oh? Do tell.

[childofthehassaikai]

The Shie Hassaikai could benefit greatly from you. Nobody will put you down or tell your your quirk is evil and I'm sure you'd get along greatly with Uncle Rappa. Please, consider joining us. I could also.. use someone there who's around my age. It gets quite lonely there.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Allow me to think on it. I shall come back to you to deliver my verdict.

[childofthehassaikai]

I appreciate you considering my proposal. I do advise you to join. And if you decide you don't wish to.. could we be acquaintances?

[class-b-is-class-better]

I hold no qualms about acquaintance-ship!

[class-b-is-class-better]

Please don’t even think about it.

- Raito Sanda (@ua-storm-duo)

I wish I could ask what you mean.

[class-b-is-class-better]

You seem as if you could be quite useful to my parents orginazation.

(@childofthehassaikai)

Oh? Do tell.

[childofthehassaikai]

The Shie Hassaikai could benefit greatly from you. Nobody will put you down or tell your your quirk is evil and I'm sure you'd get along greatly with Uncle Rappa. Please, consider joining us. I could also.. use someone there who's around my age. It gets quite lonely there.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Allow me to think on it. I shall come back to you to deliver my verdict.

[class-b-is-class-better]

You seem as if you could be quite useful to my parents orginazation.

(@childofthehassaikai)

Oh? Do tell.

[class-b-is-class-better]

did you know your counselor got himself a job working for overhaul, the uh, other overhaul?

The Not the one that drains babies, right?

[class-b-is-class-better]

Hey jealous boy I mean Neito how are you doing today?

Swell.

[ua-storm-duo]

Very good work maintaining your composure in the face of being insulted.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Thank you! God, it was HARD.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Hey jealous boy I mean Neito how are you doing today?

Swell.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Ace appears seemingly out of nowhere.

"'Phantom Thief' or whatever you call yourself. For some unfortunate reason, my daughter idolizes you. She is six years old and wants to 'hang out' with you. Accept or don't, no skin off my back. However, I will need an answer soon so she stops pestering me about it."

Ace shakes his head while muttering something in German.

@angelwithanm22

Who, do you happen to be?

[angelwithanm22]

"To you, no one important. I'm not keen on introducing myself."

[class-b-is-class-better]

And your daughter?

[angelwithanm22]

"Six years old and acts like you're a celebrity after watching you in the sports festival."

[class-b-is-class-better]

Fine enough, then.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Ace appears seemingly out of nowhere.

"'Phantom Thief' or whatever you call yourself. For some unfortunate reason, my daughter idolizes you. She is six years old and wants to 'hang out' with you. Accept or don't, no skin off my back. However, I will need an answer soon so she stops pestering me about it."

Ace shakes his head while muttering something in German.

@angelwithanm22

Who, do you happen to be?

[angelwithanm22]

"To you, no one important. I'm not keen on introducing myself."

[class-b-is-class-better]

And your daughter?

[class-b-is-class-better]

Ace appears seemingly out of nowhere.

"'Phantom Thief' or whatever you call yourself. For some unfortunate reason, my daughter idolizes you. She is six years old and wants to 'hang out' with you. Accept or don't, no skin off my back. However, I will need an answer soon so she stops pestering me about it."

Ace shakes his head while muttering something in German.

@angelwithanm22

Who, do you happen to be?

[snowto-todoroki]

imagine having a drunk sibling, could not be me. (only child) -@class-b-is-class-better

Touya-nii is an adult. He can drunk if he wants to.

Also, my having siblings isn't exactly of my choosing. My father kept forcing my mother to have more kids until he got the quirk combination he wanted.

[class-b-is-class-better]

With a little bit of skill, ANYONE can drink.

[snowto-todoroki]

Alcohol is of no interest to me.

[class-b-is-class-better]

And here I went through all this work.

[snowto-todoroki]

Work?

[class-b-is-class-better]

theres a reason I am known as phantom THIEF.

[snowto-todoroki]

You snuck alcohol into UA?

[class-b-is-class-better]

Maybe, maybe not.

[snowto-todoroki]

I'm telling Aizawa-sensei.

[class-b-is-class-better]

He wont find anything.

[snowto-todoroki]

@the-eepyteacher

[the-eepyteacher]

What's up kid?

[snowto-todoroki]

Monoma says he snuck alcohol into UA.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Still no proof but oral! Nothing he can do about a few marbles~

[snowto-todoroki]

You've clearly admitted yet. That is an admission of guilt and therefore punishable.

[class-b-is-class-better]

There is zero evidence of me openly admitting to having contraband, everything I've said has fallen under the catagory of plausible denyability.

[snowto-todoroki]

Do you think Aizawa-sensei is stupid?

[class-b-is-class-better]

I mean, he teaches your class. But even if he isnt, according to the school rulebook he cannot do anything without "reasonable proof without a questionable doubt". So, if I am punished, I can speak to Nedzu about this infraction.

[snowto-todoroki]

Principal Nedzu is an extremely intelligent person. He'll know within an instant that you snuck alcohol onto school grounds, regardless if you admit it or not. You go ahead and try.

[class-b-is-class-better]

There is a difference between having proof and knowing, Todoroki. Now, in the totally hypothetical situation I have alchohol on my person, would you like some?

[snowto-todoroki]

No. It tastes bad. My dad poured some on me once.

[class-b-is-class-better]

You know it doesnt all taste the same right?

[snowto-todoroki]

I prefer strawberry milk.

[class-b-is-class-better]

I could work with that-

[snowto-todoroki]

What do you mean?

[class-b-is-class-better]

I could work with that.

[ua-storm-duo]

I was about to say how pleasantly surprised I was with Monoma's kindness until I turned around to see him flagrantly advertising that he's snuck alcohol into the school...

[class-b-is-class-better]

...Do you want some?

[ua-storm-duo]

I'm fifteen years old. That's illegal. The legal drinking age in Japan is twenty.

If you're found with that, and you will be found with that because you've advertised it so blatantly, you'll very likely face legal recourse. More than that, you'll be expelled, and lose your greatest chance at being a pro hero.

As your manager, I am strongly suggesting that you get rid of that immediately.

[class-b-is-class-better]

That implies it is found. For fear of which I have taken many a precaution.

[ua-storm-duo]

Monoma. This isn't funny. The school isn't going to play around with semantics. Decisions are made at the discretion of the administrative bodies. They can expel people for whatever they'd like. Mr. Aizawa has regularly expelled his entire class on whims over the course of the past several years.

You're bragging about having it in an incredibly obvious way. Several of our teachers are on this platform. Please get rid of it.

[class-b-is-class-better]

...Shit teachers other than Aizawa are here? I have some marbles to put down a garbage disposal.

[ua-storm-duo]

Your own homeroom teacher is here. The principal is here.

[class-b-is-class-better]

Im Fucked

[class-b-is-class-better]

How do you have access to so many quirks all the time? Can't you only copy quirks for ten minutes after touching the user? When did you touch Mr. Compress?

I have discovered it just requires DNA for my quirk to activate. I may or may not have purposefully bumped into him on the street to steal a lock of his hair.

[ua-storm-duo]

I was about to say how pleasantly surprised I was with Monoma's kindness until I turned around to see him flagrantly advertising that he's snuck alcohol into the school...

[class-b-is-class-better]

...Do you want some?

[ua-storm-duo]

I'm fifteen years old. That's illegal. The legal drinking age in Japan is twenty.

If you're found with that, and you will be found with that because you've advertised it so blatantly, you'll very likely face legal recourse. More than that, you'll be expelled, and lose your greatest chance at being a pro hero.

As your manager, I am strongly suggesting that you get rid of that immediately.

[class-b-is-class-better]

That implies it is found. For fear of which I have taken many a precaution.

[ua-storm-duo]

Monoma. This isn't funny. The school isn't going to play around with semantics. Decisions are made at the discretion of the administrative bodies. They can expel people for whatever they'd like. Mr. Aizawa has regularly expelled his entire class on whims over the course of the past several years.

You're bragging about having it in an incredibly obvious way. Several of our teachers are on this platform. Please get rid of it.

[class-b-is-class-better]

...Shit teachers other than Aizawa are here? I have some marbles to put down a garbage disposal.