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Birdie

@teenytouyatodo

Hi baby

Up!

*he shoots out a few feathers, lifting the small boy up into the air with a smile*

Are you being good today?

No!

*he has the biggest smile on his face, so happy to have some attention*

No? You’re not being good?

*He says with a smirk as he brings the boy closer, he grabs him and holds him in his arms*

Hmmmm that’s not good

*he starts babbling about all the bad things he's been up to while the grown ups were busy with the baby. Most of it is baby babble but he can make one the words toys and potty as he feels a drop of water fall through the floor from the upstairs bathroom*

*He pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself down*

Touya, that wasn’t very nice of you to do that

*he sees another drop and starts giggling wildly trying to catch the drips with his tongue like rain*

Ew gross no!

*He takes Touya out of the room and calls @the-eepyteacher *

Hey baby, what's going on?

Can you come to my place, please

Yeah sure kid... Everything okay?

I have no idea, I’m just trying to keep my cool right now with Touya

Oh boy. I'll be there in ten.

Thanks dad

*still giggling and climbing all over hawks *

Buddy, it’s not funny

*he giggles more and hugs him*

Okay I love you too, but you’re not getting off the hook this time

Keigo? I'm here bud.

*He goes to the door and opens it, stilling trying to get Touya to stop climbing all over him. His hair and feathers were greasy and his eyes had bags bigger than when he was with the commission*

Hi come in! Sorry about the mess

Oh baby bird....

It’s fine it’s fine!!

*He reassures*

*he takes Touya and looks Keigo up and down*

What's the matter little bird?

The fucking-erm-the freaking toilet is broken because Touya thought it would be funny to shove his toys down it. Now our bathroom is flooded

*he looks at the baby*

Did you do that? You sneaky little baby

*he kisses his head and sets him down*

Do you have a tool kit?

Yeah I think Dabi has one

*He picks up Touya again so the kid couldn’t do anything else*

Okay. Where is it?

Daddy is going to fix the bathroom and then call Rei.

It’s under the sink in the laundry room, I can grab it if you want

No. I want you to go pack a bag.

What why?!

Because Im bringing you home for a few days

But my babies?

I'm calling rei to come help Touya with them. Your mother would have my head if I left you here in this condition

*He chirps sharply, wings wrapping around Touya*

Don't you get sassy with me little boy. You are filthy and clearly exhausted.

*He turns away, eyes slits, he had to protect his flock*

*he makes his point further by pulling an old spaghetti noodle out of keigos hair*

*He growls, but his cheeks flush*

Did you just growl at me? Has being away from home caused you to forget your manners?

My flock

Keigo who am I?

Threat

Baby bird...who am I?

Threat to my flock

Buddy it's daddy

Birdie

@teenytouyatodo

Hi baby

Up!

*he shoots out a few feathers, lifting the small boy up into the air with a smile*

Are you being good today?

No!

*he has the biggest smile on his face, so happy to have some attention*

No? You’re not being good?

*He says with a smirk as he brings the boy closer, he grabs him and holds him in his arms*

Hmmmm that’s not good

*He pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself down*

Touya, that wasn’t very nice of you to do that

*he sees another drop and starts giggling wildly trying to catch the drips with his tongue like rain*

Ew gross no!

*He takes Touya out of the room and calls @the-eepyteacher *

Hey baby, what's going on?

Can you come to my place, please

Yeah sure kid... Everything okay?

I have no idea, I’m just trying to keep my cool right now with Touya

Oh boy. I'll be there in ten.

Thanks dad

*still giggling and climbing all over hawks *

Buddy, it’s not funny

*he giggles more and hugs him*

Okay I love you too, but you’re not getting off the hook this time

Keigo? I'm here bud.

*He goes to the door and opens it, stilling trying to get Touya to stop climbing all over him. His hair and feathers were greasy and his eyes had bags bigger than when he was with the commission*

Hi come in! Sorry about the mess

Oh baby bird....

It’s fine it’s fine!!

*He reassures*

*he takes Touya and looks Keigo up and down*

What's the matter little bird?

The fucking-erm-the freaking toilet is broken because Touya thought it would be funny to shove his toys down it. Now our bathroom is flooded

*he looks at the baby*

Did you do that? You sneaky little baby

*he kisses his head and sets him down*

Do you have a tool kit?

Yeah I think Dabi has one

*He picks up Touya again so the kid couldn’t do anything else*

Okay. Where is it?

Daddy is going to fix the bathroom and then call Rei.

It’s under the sink in the laundry room, I can grab it if you want

No. I want you to go pack a bag.

What why?!

Because Im bringing you home for a few days

But my babies?

I'm calling rei to come help Touya with them. Your mother would have my head if I left you here in this condition

*He chirps sharply, wings wrapping around Touya*

Don't you get sassy with me little boy. You are filthy and clearly exhausted.

*He turns away, eyes slits, he had to protect his flock*

*he makes his point further by pulling an old spaghetti noodle out of keigos hair*

*He growls, but his cheeks flush*

Did you just growl at me? Has being away from home caused you to forget your manners?

My flock

Keigo who am I?

Threat

Baby bird...who am I?

Birdie

@teenytouyatodo

Hi baby

Up!

*he shoots out a few feathers, lifting the small boy up into the air with a smile*

Are you being good today?

No!

*he has the biggest smile on his face, so happy to have some attention*

No? You’re not being good?

*He says with a smirk as he brings the boy closer, he grabs him and holds him in his arms*

Hmmmm that’s not good

*He pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself down*

Touya, that wasn’t very nice of you to do that

*he sees another drop and starts giggling wildly trying to catch the drips with his tongue like rain*

Ew gross no!

*He takes Touya out of the room and calls @the-eepyteacher *

Hey baby, what's going on?

Can you come to my place, please

Yeah sure kid... Everything okay?

I have no idea, I’m just trying to keep my cool right now with Touya

Oh boy. I'll be there in ten.

Thanks dad

*still giggling and climbing all over hawks *

Buddy, it’s not funny

*he giggles more and hugs him*

Okay I love you too, but you’re not getting off the hook this time

Keigo? I'm here bud.

*He goes to the door and opens it, stilling trying to get Touya to stop climbing all over him. His hair and feathers were greasy and his eyes had bags bigger than when he was with the commission*

Hi come in! Sorry about the mess

Oh baby bird....

It’s fine it’s fine!!

*He reassures*

*he takes Touya and looks Keigo up and down*

What's the matter little bird?

The fucking-erm-the freaking toilet is broken because Touya thought it would be funny to shove his toys down it. Now our bathroom is flooded

*he looks at the baby*

Did you do that? You sneaky little baby

*he kisses his head and sets him down*

Do you have a tool kit?

Yeah I think Dabi has one

*He picks up Touya again so the kid couldn’t do anything else*

Okay. Where is it?

Daddy is going to fix the bathroom and then call Rei.

It’s under the sink in the laundry room, I can grab it if you want

No. I want you to go pack a bag.

What why?!

Because Im bringing you home for a few days

But my babies?

I'm calling rei to come help Touya with them. Your mother would have my head if I left you here in this condition

*He chirps sharply, wings wrapping around Touya*

Don't you get sassy with me little boy. You are filthy and clearly exhausted.

*He turns away, eyes slits, he had to protect his flock*

*he makes his point further by pulling an old spaghetti noodle out of keigos hair*

*He growls, but his cheeks flush*

Did you just growl at me? Has being away from home caused you to forget your manners?

My flock

Keigo who am I?

bitch!

@toshibuttiny

Excuse me? What did you say?

Bitch?

Buddy that's a bad word

No. Tomura taught me it!

It's naughty when he says he too

But why would he say a bad word?

Because he's being bad on purpose.

But why?

He's testing his boundaries

What boundaries?

The ones mama and I set. To see how much he can do before he gets in trouble

That’s silly

I agree

Is he gonna get in trouble?

I'll talk to mama about it.

Okay daddy!!

Don't say that word anymore okay?

I won’t!!

Good. Good boy Toshi

Birdie

@teenytouyatodo

Hi baby

Up!

*he shoots out a few feathers, lifting the small boy up into the air with a smile*

Are you being good today?

No!

*he has the biggest smile on his face, so happy to have some attention*

No? You’re not being good?

*He says with a smirk as he brings the boy closer, he grabs him and holds him in his arms*

Hmmmm that’s not good

*He pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself down*

Touya, that wasn’t very nice of you to do that

*he sees another drop and starts giggling wildly trying to catch the drips with his tongue like rain*

Ew gross no!

*He takes Touya out of the room and calls @the-eepyteacher *

Hey baby, what's going on?

Can you come to my place, please

Yeah sure kid... Everything okay?

I have no idea, I’m just trying to keep my cool right now with Touya

Oh boy. I'll be there in ten.

Thanks dad

*still giggling and climbing all over hawks *

Buddy, it’s not funny

*he giggles more and hugs him*

Okay I love you too, but you’re not getting off the hook this time

Keigo? I'm here bud.

*He goes to the door and opens it, stilling trying to get Touya to stop climbing all over him. His hair and feathers were greasy and his eyes had bags bigger than when he was with the commission*

Hi come in! Sorry about the mess

Oh baby bird....

It’s fine it’s fine!!

*He reassures*

*he takes Touya and looks Keigo up and down*

What's the matter little bird?

The fucking-erm-the freaking toilet is broken because Touya thought it would be funny to shove his toys down it. Now our bathroom is flooded

*he looks at the baby*

Did you do that? You sneaky little baby

*he kisses his head and sets him down*

Do you have a tool kit?

Yeah I think Dabi has one

*He picks up Touya again so the kid couldn’t do anything else*

Okay. Where is it?

Daddy is going to fix the bathroom and then call Rei.

It’s under the sink in the laundry room, I can grab it if you want

No. I want you to go pack a bag.

What why?!

Because Im bringing you home for a few days

But my babies?

I'm calling rei to come help Touya with them. Your mother would have my head if I left you here in this condition

*He chirps sharply, wings wrapping around Touya*

Don't you get sassy with me little boy. You are filthy and clearly exhausted.

*He turns away, eyes slits, he had to protect his flock*

*he makes his point further by pulling an old spaghetti noodle out of keigos hair*

*He growls, but his cheeks flush*

Did you just growl at me? Has being away from home caused you to forget your manners?

bitch!

@toshibuttiny

Excuse me? What did you say?

Bitch?

Buddy that's a bad word

No. Tomura taught me it!

It's naughty when he says he too

But why would he say a bad word?

Because he's being bad on purpose.

But why?

He's testing his boundaries

What boundaries?

The ones mama and I set. To see how much he can do before he gets in trouble

That’s silly

I agree

Is he gonna get in trouble?

I'll talk to mama about it.

Okay daddy!!

Don't say that word anymore okay?

Birdie

@teenytouyatodo

Hi baby

Up!

*he shoots out a few feathers, lifting the small boy up into the air with a smile*

Are you being good today?

No!

*he has the biggest smile on his face, so happy to have some attention*

No? You’re not being good?

*He says with a smirk as he brings the boy closer, he grabs him and holds him in his arms*

Hmmmm that’s not good

*He pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself down*

Touya, that wasn’t very nice of you to do that

*he sees another drop and starts giggling wildly trying to catch the drips with his tongue like rain*

Ew gross no!

*He takes Touya out of the room and calls @the-eepyteacher *

Hey baby, what's going on?

Can you come to my place, please

Yeah sure kid... Everything okay?

I have no idea, I’m just trying to keep my cool right now with Touya

Oh boy. I'll be there in ten.

Thanks dad

*still giggling and climbing all over hawks *

Buddy, it’s not funny

*he giggles more and hugs him*

Okay I love you too, but you’re not getting off the hook this time

Keigo? I'm here bud.

*He goes to the door and opens it, stilling trying to get Touya to stop climbing all over him. His hair and feathers were greasy and his eyes had bags bigger than when he was with the commission*

Hi come in! Sorry about the mess

Oh baby bird....

It’s fine it’s fine!!

*He reassures*

*he takes Touya and looks Keigo up and down*

What's the matter little bird?

The fucking-erm-the freaking toilet is broken because Touya thought it would be funny to shove his toys down it. Now our bathroom is flooded

*he looks at the baby*

Did you do that? You sneaky little baby

*he kisses his head and sets him down*

Do you have a tool kit?

Yeah I think Dabi has one

*He picks up Touya again so the kid couldn’t do anything else*

Okay. Where is it?

Daddy is going to fix the bathroom and then call Rei.

It’s under the sink in the laundry room, I can grab it if you want

No. I want you to go pack a bag.

What why?!

Because Im bringing you home for a few days

But my babies?

I'm calling rei to come help Touya with them. Your mother would have my head if I left you here in this condition

*He chirps sharply, wings wrapping around Touya*

Don't you get sassy with me little boy. You are filthy and clearly exhausted.

*He turns away, eyes slits, he had to protect his flock*

*he makes his point further by pulling an old spaghetti noodle out of keigos hair*

bitch!

@toshibuttiny

Excuse me? What did you say?

Bitch?

Buddy that's a bad word

No. Tomura taught me it!

It's naughty when he says he too

But why would he say a bad word?

Because he's being bad on purpose.

But why?

He's testing his boundaries

What boundaries?

The ones mama and I set. To see how much he can do before he gets in trouble

That’s silly

I agree

Is he gonna get in trouble?

I'll talk to mama about it.

Birdie

@teenytouyatodo

Hi baby

Up!

*he shoots out a few feathers, lifting the small boy up into the air with a smile*

Are you being good today?

No!

*he has the biggest smile on his face, so happy to have some attention*

No? You’re not being good?

*He says with a smirk as he brings the boy closer, he grabs him and holds him in his arms*

Hmmmm that’s not good

*He pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself down*

Touya, that wasn’t very nice of you to do that

*he sees another drop and starts giggling wildly trying to catch the drips with his tongue like rain*

Ew gross no!

*He takes Touya out of the room and calls @the-eepyteacher *

Hey baby, what's going on?

Can you come to my place, please

Yeah sure kid... Everything okay?

I have no idea, I’m just trying to keep my cool right now with Touya

Oh boy. I'll be there in ten.

Thanks dad

*still giggling and climbing all over hawks *

Buddy, it’s not funny

*he giggles more and hugs him*

Okay I love you too, but you’re not getting off the hook this time

Keigo? I'm here bud.

*He goes to the door and opens it, stilling trying to get Touya to stop climbing all over him. His hair and feathers were greasy and his eyes had bags bigger than when he was with the commission*

Hi come in! Sorry about the mess

Oh baby bird....

It’s fine it’s fine!!

*He reassures*

*he takes Touya and looks Keigo up and down*

What's the matter little bird?

The fucking-erm-the freaking toilet is broken because Touya thought it would be funny to shove his toys down it. Now our bathroom is flooded

*he looks at the baby*

Did you do that? You sneaky little baby

*he kisses his head and sets him down*

Do you have a tool kit?

Yeah I think Dabi has one

*He picks up Touya again so the kid couldn’t do anything else*

Okay. Where is it?

Daddy is going to fix the bathroom and then call Rei.

It’s under the sink in the laundry room, I can grab it if you want

No. I want you to go pack a bag.

What why?!

Because Im bringing you home for a few days

But my babies?

I'm calling rei to come help Touya with them. Your mother would have my head if I left you here in this condition

*He chirps sharply, wings wrapping around Touya*

Don't you get sassy with me little boy. You are filthy and clearly exhausted.

bitch!

@toshibuttiny

Excuse me? What did you say?

Bitch?

Buddy that's a bad word

No. Tomura taught me it!

It's naughty when he says he too

But why would he say a bad word?

Because he's being bad on purpose.

But why?

He's testing his boundaries

What boundaries?

The ones mama and I set. To see how much he can do before he gets in trouble

That’s silly

I agree

Birdie

@teenytouyatodo

Hi baby

Up!

*he shoots out a few feathers, lifting the small boy up into the air with a smile*

Are you being good today?

No!

*he has the biggest smile on his face, so happy to have some attention*

No? You’re not being good?

*He says with a smirk as he brings the boy closer, he grabs him and holds him in his arms*

Hmmmm that’s not good

*He pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself down*

Touya, that wasn’t very nice of you to do that

*he sees another drop and starts giggling wildly trying to catch the drips with his tongue like rain*

Ew gross no!

*He takes Touya out of the room and calls @the-eepyteacher *

Hey baby, what's going on?

Can you come to my place, please

Yeah sure kid... Everything okay?

I have no idea, I’m just trying to keep my cool right now with Touya

Oh boy. I'll be there in ten.

Thanks dad

*still giggling and climbing all over hawks *

Buddy, it’s not funny

*he giggles more and hugs him*

Okay I love you too, but you’re not getting off the hook this time

Keigo? I'm here bud.

*He goes to the door and opens it, stilling trying to get Touya to stop climbing all over him. His hair and feathers were greasy and his eyes had bags bigger than when he was with the commission*

Hi come in! Sorry about the mess

Oh baby bird....

It’s fine it’s fine!!

*He reassures*

*he takes Touya and looks Keigo up and down*

What's the matter little bird?

The fucking-erm-the freaking toilet is broken because Touya thought it would be funny to shove his toys down it. Now our bathroom is flooded

*he looks at the baby*

Did you do that? You sneaky little baby

*he kisses his head and sets him down*

Do you have a tool kit?

Yeah I think Dabi has one

*He picks up Touya again so the kid couldn’t do anything else*

Okay. Where is it?

Daddy is going to fix the bathroom and then call Rei.

It’s under the sink in the laundry room, I can grab it if you want

No. I want you to go pack a bag.

What why?!

Because Im bringing you home for a few days

But my babies?

I'm calling rei to come help Touya with them. Your mother would have my head if I left you here in this condition

Birdie

@teenytouyatodo

Hi baby

Up!

*he shoots out a few feathers, lifting the small boy up into the air with a smile*

Are you being good today?

No!

*he has the biggest smile on his face, so happy to have some attention*

No? You’re not being good?

*He says with a smirk as he brings the boy closer, he grabs him and holds him in his arms*

Hmmmm that’s not good

*He pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself down*

Touya, that wasn’t very nice of you to do that

*he sees another drop and starts giggling wildly trying to catch the drips with his tongue like rain*

Ew gross no!

*He takes Touya out of the room and calls @the-eepyteacher *

Hey baby, what's going on?

Can you come to my place, please

Yeah sure kid... Everything okay?

I have no idea, I’m just trying to keep my cool right now with Touya

Oh boy. I'll be there in ten.

Thanks dad

*still giggling and climbing all over hawks *

Buddy, it’s not funny

*he giggles more and hugs him*

Okay I love you too, but you’re not getting off the hook this time

Keigo? I'm here bud.

*He goes to the door and opens it, stilling trying to get Touya to stop climbing all over him. His hair and feathers were greasy and his eyes had bags bigger than when he was with the commission*

Hi come in! Sorry about the mess

Oh baby bird....

It’s fine it’s fine!!

*He reassures*

*he takes Touya and looks Keigo up and down*

What's the matter little bird?

The fucking-erm-the freaking toilet is broken because Touya thought it would be funny to shove his toys down it. Now our bathroom is flooded

*he looks at the baby*

Did you do that? You sneaky little baby

*he kisses his head and sets him down*

Do you have a tool kit?

Yeah I think Dabi has one

*He picks up Touya again so the kid couldn’t do anything else*

Okay. Where is it?

Daddy is going to fix the bathroom and then call Rei.

It’s under the sink in the laundry room, I can grab it if you want

No. I want you to go pack a bag.

What why?!

Because Im bringing you home for a few days

bitch!

@toshibuttiny

Excuse me? What did you say?

Bitch?

Buddy that's a bad word

No. Tomura taught me it!

It's naughty when he says he too

But why would he say a bad word?

Because he's being bad on purpose.

But why?

He's testing his boundaries

What boundaries?

The ones mama and I set. To see how much he can do before he gets in trouble

Birdie

@teenytouyatodo

Hi baby

Up!

*he shoots out a few feathers, lifting the small boy up into the air with a smile*

Are you being good today?

No!

*he has the biggest smile on his face, so happy to have some attention*

No? You’re not being good?

*He says with a smirk as he brings the boy closer, he grabs him and holds him in his arms*

Hmmmm that’s not good

*He pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself down*

Touya, that wasn’t very nice of you to do that

*he sees another drop and starts giggling wildly trying to catch the drips with his tongue like rain*

Ew gross no!

*He takes Touya out of the room and calls @the-eepyteacher *

Hey baby, what's going on?

Can you come to my place, please

Yeah sure kid... Everything okay?

I have no idea, I’m just trying to keep my cool right now with Touya

Oh boy. I'll be there in ten.

Thanks dad

*still giggling and climbing all over hawks *

Buddy, it’s not funny

*he giggles more and hugs him*

Okay I love you too, but you’re not getting off the hook this time

Keigo? I'm here bud.

*He goes to the door and opens it, stilling trying to get Touya to stop climbing all over him. His hair and feathers were greasy and his eyes had bags bigger than when he was with the commission*

Hi come in! Sorry about the mess

Oh baby bird....

It’s fine it’s fine!!

*He reassures*

*he takes Touya and looks Keigo up and down*

What's the matter little bird?

The fucking-erm-the freaking toilet is broken because Touya thought it would be funny to shove his toys down it. Now our bathroom is flooded

*he looks at the baby*

Did you do that? You sneaky little baby

*he kisses his head and sets him down*

Do you have a tool kit?

Yeah I think Dabi has one

*He picks up Touya again so the kid couldn’t do anything else*

Okay. Where is it?

Daddy is going to fix the bathroom and then call Rei.

It’s under the sink in the laundry room, I can grab it if you want

No. I want you to go pack a bag.

bitch!

@toshibuttiny

Excuse me? What did you say?

Bitch?

Buddy that's a bad word

No. Tomura taught me it!

It's naughty when he says he too

But why would he say a bad word?

Because he's being bad on purpose.

But why?

He's testing his boundaries

Birdie

@teenytouyatodo

Hi baby

Up!

*he shoots out a few feathers, lifting the small boy up into the air with a smile*

Are you being good today?

No!

*he has the biggest smile on his face, so happy to have some attention*

No? You’re not being good?

*He says with a smirk as he brings the boy closer, he grabs him and holds him in his arms*

Hmmmm that’s not good

*He pauses, taking a deep breath to calm himself down*

Touya, that wasn’t very nice of you to do that

*he sees another drop and starts giggling wildly trying to catch the drips with his tongue like rain*

Ew gross no!

*He takes Touya out of the room and calls @the-eepyteacher *

Hey baby, what's going on?

Can you come to my place, please

Yeah sure kid... Everything okay?

I have no idea, I’m just trying to keep my cool right now with Touya

Oh boy. I'll be there in ten.

Thanks dad

*still giggling and climbing all over hawks *

Buddy, it’s not funny

*he giggles more and hugs him*

Okay I love you too, but you’re not getting off the hook this time

Keigo? I'm here bud.

*He goes to the door and opens it, stilling trying to get Touya to stop climbing all over him. His hair and feathers were greasy and his eyes had bags bigger than when he was with the commission*

Hi come in! Sorry about the mess

Oh baby bird....

It’s fine it’s fine!!

*He reassures*

*he takes Touya and looks Keigo up and down*

What's the matter little bird?

The fucking-erm-the freaking toilet is broken because Touya thought it would be funny to shove his toys down it. Now our bathroom is flooded