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Working on cleaning up my blog

[depsidase]

[theehorsepusssy]

[teaboot]

I have a medical condition where no matter how many people are in a room I will find the one person who likes me the absolute least and become desperate for their approval

[teaboot]

I spoke to the doctor about this and she prescribed 100mg of "stop giving a fuck about people who hate you", hiding it in a spoonful of peanut butter labeled "the people who care about you deserve more of your time"

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[obscurevideogames]

Elebits (Konami - Wii - 2006)

[maddie-grove]

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

[jamiemccrimmon]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[dreadwedge]

data scientist talking to themself in the mirror to psych themself up before a presentation in 2010:

[bedupolker]

I put a pokemon colosseum playthrough in the background at work and I forgot how incredible the energy of the random NPCs was

[bedupolker]

it is crazy to me that they made the arizona region a barren wasteland and the England region a thriving wilderness... you got those backwards bud

[saltoncity]

its fucked up that chastity is a lame boring christian virtue like excuse me what are you doing in my sex pervert world

[saltoncity]

i went to high school with a girl who had super religious relatives and her cousin’s name was chastity that’s so fucked up. that’s like naming your child frottage or latex. wait actually latex is an awesome name i take that back you should name your child latex

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[saaraofthesand]

thank you greatest fantasy anime of all time

[yellbug]

addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

[villains-are-my-heroes]

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

[aqwult]

[amythewhore]

[tagfer]

welcome to the club asshole

[tarenko]

[thebattleblog]

[battle-for-dyke-island]

it’s like a spot the difference game with you people

[maybeophe]

[re-reclass]

[iraprince]

discovering absolutely shocking things about one of our new kittens

[iraprince]

hey do u guys wanna see my cat

[iraprince]

okay so update: his sister chispa too

[messiambrandybuck]

this is the most important addition to a post I’ve ever seen in my life