*kicks down door* IT WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY *knocks everything off the table* SGT PEPPER TAUGHT THE BAND TO PLAY *throws a chair out the window* THEY’VE BEEN GOING IN AND OUT OF STYLE *kicks over a china cabinet* BUT THEY’RE GUARANTEED TO RAISE A SMILE *smashes a TV* SO MAY I INTRODUCE TO YOU THE ACT YOU’VE KNOWN FOR ALL THESE YEARS *jumps up on table* SGT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAAAAAAND

















