Emily Gilmore

I'm so exhausted with incompetent people; I don't know what to do anymore.

[classistfascist-moved]

ClassistFascist has moved to Nantucket... Find her over here.

[totallyflexible]

“You know some day you’ll be the reigning lorelai”

independent Lorelai Gilmore    written by Lizzie   sideblog to drsncw

[classistfascist-moved]

Send Me a '❆' For a Winter/Holiday Themed Sentence Starter!

1. "I think we need to go gift shopping pretty soon"

2. "You're really wearing that to the Christmas party?"

3. "I made you a peppermint cocktail. Very wintery right?"

4. "So how do you usually celebrate Christmas?"

5. "Maybe we should get away, go somewhere warmer."

6. "Help me decorate the tree?"

7. "Can we book a table somewhere this Christmas?"

8. "Do you want to go ice skating?"

9. "I just baked some cookies, do you want one?"

10. "Have you written your list to Santa yet?"

11. "Lets watch some Christmas movies."

12. "You need to help me put all the outdoor lights up."

13. "No, it's too cold to go outside"

14. "Here, I made you some hot chocolate"

15. "Since it's still snowing, how about we have a picnic inside by the fire instead?"

16. "Don't you want to put a sweater on?"

17. "Do you want to go and build a snowman?"

18. "Help me chop logs for the fire?"

19. "If we run a bubble bath, we can both warm up easily."

20. "Guess what? I'm taking you to the winter ball tonight."

21. "We can't stay in all day. Lets go skiing?"

22. "I think we should spend Christmas up in my cabin"

23. "Guess who's home for all of Christmas?"

24. "Look, mistletoe!"

25. "Come look outside, it's snowing loads!"

26. "Can't we just spend the holidays here on our own?"

27. "Can you please stop playing Christmas song?"

28. "I'm freezing. Can you warm me up?"

29. "Look who got the last turkey!"

30. "Time for us to open up gifts"

31. "You can open up one gift tonight, the rest tomorrow"

32. "Come on already, give me my gift"

33. "I'll give you a boost so you can put the star on the tree."

34. "That is the ugliest Christmas sweater in the world."

35. "Have you seen my snow boots?"

36. "Why haven't you put your santa hat on!"

37. "So have you been naughty or nice this year"

38. "You make a perfect little elf"

39. "Um don't panic, but I think we're snowed in."

40. "Don't come in here, I'm wrapping gifts"

41. "I hate Christmas. I can't wait for it to be over."

42. "I don't want to be alone during the holidays..."

43. "I'm not leaving the couch until January"

44. "If you look out of the window, you'll be able to see santa!"

45. "I have the perfect winter treat for you."

46. "Did you really just throw a snowball at me?"

47. "Shall we go for a winter stroll?"

48. "Come laze by the fire with me."

49. "I feel so warm and cozy right now."

50. "Sorry all the roads are blocked because of the snow. You'll have to stay here tonight."

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empatheticmoose:

guys, if i ever end up publishing a crappy reply or one that just doesnt give you enough inspiration

tell me

please

and i will fix it and write you a better one

because sometimes i just kinda flop

please dont let my sometimes crappy writing ruin a thread

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‘prompts: 1) things you said at 1 am 2) things you said through your teeth 3) things you said too quietly 4) things you said over the phone 5) things you didn’t say at all 6) things you said under the stars and in the grass 7) things you said while we were driving 8) things you said when you were crying 9) things you said when I was crying 10) things you said that made me feel like shit 11) things you said when you were drunk 12) things you said when you thought I was asleep 13) things you said at the kitchen table 14)things you said after you kissed me 15) things you said with too many miles between us 16) things you said with no space between us 17) things you said that I wish you hadn’t 18) things you said when you were scared 19) things you said when we were the happiest we ever were 20) things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear 21) things you said when we were on top of the world 22) things you said after it was over 23) things you said on the streetcar at 1 am 24) things you said with clenched fists 25) things you said in the back seat of a cab 26) things you said sitting still 27) things you said on the phone at 4 am 28) things you said but not out loud 29) things you said in the backyard at night 30) things you said on the highway 31) things you said while I cried in your arms 32) things you said I wouldn’t understand 33) things you said at the back of the theatre 34) things you said in your sleep 35) things you said that made me feel real 36) things you said you’ll never forget 37) things you said with the tv on mute 38)things you said while holding my hand’ 39) things you said when we first met 40) things you said when you met my parents 41) things you said you loved about me 42) things you said when you asked me to marry you 43) things you said in our vows 44) things you said before you kissed me 45) things you said on new year’s eve 46) things you said when you kissed me goodnight 47) things you said in a hotel room 48) things you said on our honeymoon 49) things you said when we were 18 50) things you said when we were 70 51) things you said as we danced in our socks 52) things you said with my lips on your neck 53) things you said in the dark 54) things you always meant to say but never got the chance 55) things you said under your breath 56) things you said in the spur of the moment 57) things you said when no one else was around 58) things you were afraid to say 59) things you said after we fell in love 60) things you said [make your own]

the ones with single quotes aren’t mine, but the rest are. great story and fic prompts

reblog if you want your followers to send you a number and pairing to write a fic about

(via robbersdjh)

[caffeineandwit]

“You’ve been Gilmored!”

[butshedidntgoaway]

[yet-i-remain-quiet]

1x10 // A Year in the Life

[himydw]

You have all of one ask to completely shatter my character. Make it count.

[dreambuilt]

                         “ ——– i’m feeling a little lost these days. “

                    independent and highly selective multimuse blog. by alexandria.           featuring muses from gilmore girls, charmed, star trek, criminal minds, marvel, and more

[classistfascist-moved]

Starter Call

Hey guys!

I thought I’d jump start my blog since the revival recently came out. If you’d like a starter, feel free to like this or message me for plotting. :)

Sierra

[babblingcapabilities-blog]

          ❛❛ i managed to find uno & checkers, and also parts of battleship and most of the pieces of                       candyland. which, i figure, we can mix together to create a fabulous new game,                               CANDYSHIP BATTLELAND.                 war never tasted so good! ❜❜                                                          independent lorelai gilmore

[marginsfilled-blog]

        ❛ — i wanna be good, life’s just not letting me. ❜

[conartxst]

   I’M GONNA HAVE TO QUIT DRINKING COFFEE!                                                              AND I LOVE COFFEE!

indie rory gilmore rp; penned by jenna

[recreationalreader-blog1]

“I’ve been a resident of Faulkner’s Yoknapatawpha County, hunted the white whale aboard the Pequod, fought alongside Napoleon, sailed a raft with Huck and Jim, committed absurdities with Ignatius J. Reilly, rode a sad train with Anna Karenina and strolled down Swann’s Way. It’s a rewarding world, but my second one is by far superior. My second one is populated with characters slightly less eccentric, but supremely real, made of flesh and bone, full of love, who are my ultimate inspiration for everything.”

[bagofweird-archive]

                                “There’s a bag of weird in here”

Independent, semi-selective & OC friendly Lorelai Gilmore from Gilmore Girls

                                           HOME II ASK II RULES

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Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life (Starters)

“Wow. Winded!  Haven’t done that for a while.  Felt good.”

“I feel like this is the time to be rootless and go where life takes me.”

“Do you even know how Twitter works?”

“Why on earth aren’t you on Xanax? It was invented for you.”

“I don’t need a child, I have you.”

“I have fun. Look at all the chairs I get to put on tables.”

“Oh crap! I’m going to therapy with my mother.”

“There’s a lot being said in the silences.”

“He’s like a superhero, but his power is that you can’t remember him no matter how much time you spend with him.”

“You know, some people might say drinking coffee in the middle of the night could hinder your sleep.”

“People are dumb.”

“Explain to me again who that person is.”

“I don’t know how to do this.”

“Hanging out is not permanent. Marriage is permanent.”

“Sorry, did I accidentally step into 2003?”

“This adult stuff is hard, isn’t it?”

“I don’t have a great sense of humor. I know that. I’m working on it. I bought a joke book!”

“This is it. This is what I’m supposed to do!”

“Develop a creamy filling and I’m all yours.”

“My love life is a disaster.”

“Dial 911, I’m going insane!”

“I’m protecting you for some reason.”

“That’s it, we’re breaking up. Except we can’t break up because we’re nothing.”

“It’s never or now.”

“Basically I’ve been alone for 12 hours and I’m already nuts!”

“You never really needed rescuing … You know that.”

“I thought I knew exactly  what I wanted, where I was going, what I was doing and why I was doing. But lately, things seem hazier.”

“Everything in my life has something to do with coffee. I believe in a former life, I was coffee.”

“I don’t care what anybody says. Needing space is never a good thing, ever!”

“I think we should get married…it’s all set.”

“I’m gonna need some donuts for this.”

“Knowing when to admit defeat is one of my better qualities.”

“I’m not broken. Maybe just a little chipped.”