[mychemicalraymance]

CORPSE POSE

[femme-fangs]

it's mandatory i fear. sorry i don't make the rules :/

[m0th0er]

[smt4]

[ominous-signs]

the need for blood is rising.

Official ominous sign

[waddingham]

HANNAH WADDINGHAM as JUDITH 'WHIPTAIL' BURTON in RIDE OR DIE (2026)

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[i-am-the-oyster]

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[hitmanagent47]

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]